Ah yes, swimming, diving, and surfing in the Pacific Ocean.

I remember reading about that in the Poetic Edda. The classic surfer Vikings!

Go to work

You guys bash people for the dumbest shit.

so gone @ objective saying people who call themselves vikings are retard tourists and the next post being 'YEAH I CAN DO VIKING STUFF'

Obliterated at the tags

viking/Cry’s bitch

Jesus christ

If you don't have a lot of snow it's probably not that cold either... Freezing cold to us is -15 Celsius and below (vikings use proper measurements, if you can't even handle that then that kinda speaks for itself), also keep in mind that the wind we get is from the north pole as well and sometimes the water we take a dive in if we're far enough to the north get a natural cooldown from glaciers during summer time. "A little snow sometimes", lol

Here's my challenge to you (I slightly upped the difficulty to balance out your ridiculous statements, it's the only chance you got to redeem yourself):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6IsFPRoslY

I'll see what I can do since y'all getting offended over this shit. You and I were cool as fuck not long ago. Talked on Discord about a Collab and talked about norway. Now you joining in on the bullshit. Gotta say... I'm disappointed fam.

A Batman neck tattoo. This Viking is bursting with personality.

Lol…

No hard feelings, man. It's just that this viking shit is close to my heart and I don't like people trying to culturally appropriate my heritage and lineage to literal Gods and viking warlords. This kind of respect don't come easily from my neck of the woods. I respect you as a man, but as a viking you have to prove your worth

did you prove your Viking worth when you reneged on your challenge to battle me and put a prize up for the winner?

He still owes ness prize money

I never lied about anything, you trying to twist shit still tho. I'll even do a viking oath to my words right there, not once have I backed out of shit. I did issue a take it or leave it challenge, you tried to bring that shit back up at time that suited you but then it was too late. Maybe after I've found a place to buy and have settled in there I'll issue it again with the same stipulations. My life has been chaos and I at least want to have a clear head and motivation to write if we'll have a battle like that. Kinda disappointed in you for trying to twist shit tbh, I thought you out of all the people would be real. I guess I was wrong

Jeez man fuckin relax

Stfu

Not the Viking oath tho

That’s not dangle wit the bat neck tat is it


I can’t even nc

how have you people not learned how to be smarter yet?

I mean you're on a rapboard, how have you not gotten smarter and just stayed away?

lmao so it’s cool when it’s convenient for you, but not so when it inconveniences me?

got it

you bumbling do-nothing non commital viking OAF piece of shit

Idgaf about you tho

of course you don’t

I’ve sent your incomprehensible old norse viking trash to Valhalla twice already

U let them run u off the cord g ? Smh

hadn’t even thought about it tbh

I’ve a new phone and just haven’t downloaded Discord on here

how your interpretation of vikings consists of being in the cold & drinking? & yet you talkin all this heritage this, oath that, like you know something?

what the fuck is this broman?

& do you do any of that -30 degree shit yourself?

...stop it.

Elab on the surfing, I would hear of this.

Felt this.

Becuase once every few years I need to come remind the people of what a pathetic liar you are.

You weren’t banned and are welcome back whenever lol

He is banned and not welcome because he definitely molests his children and kills teenagers for his “horror films”

lmao even I wouldn’t molest that autistic special helmet wearing mongoloid you reluctantly call your son

don’t worry

OD

Wait what?

A lot of people in Norway (at least up north) has done it once, definitely not uncommon. Maybe not as cold as - 30 as it's not always that cold and I think most prefer temperatures around -4 to -10 celsius when going for it and it also has to be cold enough for the ice to hold. The guy in the vid with the hole in the ice? Fuck yeah, then you get back to the sauna and get drunk with your bros and chicks to the sound of death metal and weed. You should get your ass to northern Norway and earn your rite of passage yourself.

I've also walked for an hour in 4 celsius warm river and taken a bath in it when I was 12. Do recommend to take a bath during summer in water cooled down by glaciers, probably shit you can do in the states too. Not as bad as ice bathing but refreshing af

Fags

it's cool that the niche subculture of text battling has a virtual chatroom in 2022 and you gatekeep the club now. i dig it.

he's loki an albanian so don't listen to him. the lengths to which he types correlates directly to his incoherence.

i toured the north once, yonks back. saw ballymena castle, carrick-a-rede and then the causeway obviously. it was actually pretty good.

i live in the highlands now and everyone jokes that if you think it's slow here, you should go to ireland because, outside the city, they literally don't do fucking anything all day. lmao.

Literally

lmao Seth son scored potato on his IQ test

Potato's don't deserve this hate