im going with drowning over fire... although with drowning ya gonna have a shit load of time to feel bad about yaself before you die

fire mannnnn I dunno

Bro burning to death has gotta be the worst way to go

My cousin when i was a kid told me that freezing to death would be his pick, he tried to tell me that it's like this peaceful feeling and then u just go to sleep

Im like dude, ur failing to mention that ur fucking freezing for 24 hours before u die, i dont even like getting out of the shower in February or walking to the store in the snow u fucking jackass

easiest thing a gun... if it wasn't so over over the top of a suicide from OD and be afraid the cosmic universe woke up as a fucking vegetable or some shit..... I was in prison with a dude who shot his own jaw off with a shotgun though...

pretty sweet

Feel good thread of the year my guy

Sarcasm eh

The lowest form of wit used by the LOWEST FOR OF HUMAN HOW WOULD U DO IT

Probably an overkill dose of da boy.

Otherwise, if i was trying to make a statement. Id probably grab the .357, go knock on one of my Babymoms doors, walk in, and blow my shit out all over her fucking face.

Sayonara, yours truly..
-W. Earl

Well you won't end up in the hospital w/ arms half penetrated bleeding like a stuck pig, wishing you jumped

Get the job done at least

Also feel like mans just throw whatever ways arent said
Fucking thread whores

Properly pointed gun tho
Its a tie for me

Yess thats whay im sayen

Bro ur 0-2 in coherent sentences right now

I was going to.clown you but thought u may have a learning disability

Run into the federal reserve building with a boom coat on

I think u mean briskly walk into that building, God knows ur fat ass cant run anywhere with any additional weight encumbering ur fat monkey ass

Something fishy going on around here
anyway, Depends on situation I'd jump off building

I def do have a learning diss ability

:fire:

bb cawl mustachia say bb mustoche is cry in teeny bb carriage (size of thumb, bb is 2 feet 4 inch and mustachia 4 feet 13 inch) so he very small


she cum fazt frantic midget exasperatin

she like bb msutschio what happen with lil musctoche

i say...


he a fucka idiyote

she cry frantic say nOoooooo wut

carry idiyote fucka idiyote Zdumb mustiche

he look at her like fucka idiyote....
she cry single tear fucka pussy lmao

she say no how

i say it s hologram idiyote

she like wtf

i say look agen u whore with gun to bb carriage she say no
she say wut ta fOk

it me i'm in bb carriage

and my bb point gun at me

wtf

lmao how

i say bb bb don't it ur dad mustachio

he pull triggers and it actually a fake gun lmao that say pow with confetti

everybody gasp relief

i come out mustachia mouf and say surprise again

it actually mustachia in carriage... idiyote whore
i grab gun and pisto whip her

she bleed one drop lmao pussy

i pull real trigger

BOOM

it's a bomb wtf lmaoo

bb kill self like dis

you done many/any psychedelics kung?

Goneeeeeeeee

Probably drive off the same cliff my uncle did- same spot. It's a beautiful spot.

I dont do drugs

I am drugs

Hehehehe

i see what you did there. This is your guy, eh?

Shut up you fat fuck.

Lmao I never seen someone quote and diss someone and then ten replies later quote the same thing and diss the guy all over, unprovoked

Lmaooooo

lmaooo bb too good for us

bb come bagga house


hey bagga need place2 StaY mustachiA annoy beeb must shO ha she a fucka idiyote

bag say bb cum oN in make slf at home

bb walk iN and do eVil smile so bagga cNt se

heh.... idiyote
bb rub hnd tgerhwhe nd evil laff in mirror

bagga walk in like wut

i sAy it for thEarte class....

he sY bb u fucka funny heh!!!!

bah walk away i put in choOkehold... bagga mush tallah than beeb so it luk funny i just dangle bb legs off bagga neck LMAOOL

lmaoooo
bb say

U FUCKA WOT M8

bagga gasp BB NO I ELT U IN BAGGA HOUSE HOW COULD U

i forgot gun bb A FUCKS IDKYOTE

i say heh for acting class bagga....he fall for agen fucks idiyote
i call mustachia

"mustACHAIIIA u FUCKS IDIYOTE ... u forgot to put gun in beeb nappy sack"

she said bb lil mustoche is cry u forgot muatoche i say shut it

come to theatre near bagg house

we do it like when BABRHAM LINLCON got shot.... in theater

i say bagga wun come to performance he say yas love 2 com i say ok but must bring wife too

fuk it bb kill bof heh

he say fine i don't have a wife bb

JUST FUCKING BRING UR FUCKING STUOID FUCKA WIFE FUCKA IDIYOTE

bagga frighten.... ask neighbor to come pretend to be wife to appease bb

ahem i am in shakespeare plAy i am danc in bb leotard lmaoo

mustachia arrive with baby carriage and lil mustoche
mustoche ready fo War time with bagstachio rival

mustachia frighten i fucka jumó off stage like A FUCKINF SPIDAMAN and punch her in fucka jaw she go flying

boom she crash into wall and break it

everyone thInk it part oF plAy ... everyone clap wow
i pull gun sword out and point tk bagga fake neighbor wyfe and bagga and say i fucka kill u idiyote

he say bb no

bagstachia pull out nappy sack stick and swing at bb

bb go fly... audience roaring with cheer
i aim bow at bagga and shoot

5


4

2

8.. bb forgot how count backword lmaoooo

1...


BOOM fucka hit bagga neighbor .... she go fly and and it hit mustachia too... look like a fucka kebab lmaooooo bagga like bb how could u

i say i sacrifice mustachia anytime she a fucka idiyote

bagga gonto baby carriage and carry tiny mustoche... he say i fuck shoot u dumb ugly fucka stupid idiyote son u fucka stuoid idiyotE!!
i say woww
u took it too far. i aim súper machine bow


audience in awe

aim at lil bb head... in bagga hand

shoot

lil bb completely pierced by TOTANIUM arrow.... bagga hand come off with it

i take out ak47 and shoot entiyah audience lmaoooo theh like wtf this real bullets like squid game lmaoooo
bagga leave arena with one hand i pick up bagga hand and put it in glass jar labeled "cant masturbate no mo heh"

bagga watch bb carnage from rooftop with x-ray vision and whispa 2 self

one day beeb

one day idiyote


fast forward in glass formaldehyde jar with bagga hand lil bb eye open and cut scene

mustachia eat dying neighbor to take life force to survive TITANYIm arrow

the end


this how bag lose hNd

Someone translate that post from Faggot to English

I did it for the people that didn't hear it in the back

sounds like yall thought about this topic extensively.

Yeah, and i question anyone that hasn't, especially when everyone that has is better looking and more talented than someone that hasn't.

Without skimming the whole thread... my answer to kfg is... nigga I would never... I'm sure this shit took a left but I'm responding to the thread title only.. ijs

gun, my brother actually killed himself in 2008.. gun

or the best way to go is if you had 100000% sure ammount of opiates... i'd do that, but I don't want to mess up and take too little end up a vegetable.... gun though

Prove it

Me either cuz it's too easy, but the hypothetical question im posing is how

I have abrother have has he he shot with before you coiuld buy it.. and it hurt is all marjaoarly

What

ahhh thats why my wife is pissed off at me and i fell on the coffee table and broke it...


all starting to make sense now

what I was doing is referencing my little brother who killed himself.... and said if I were to go one certain way it'd be by gun