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The Dead Poet 05-29-2021 09:01 PM

sippin hennessy, while we ridin on my enemies....

White LGI 05-29-2021 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 805387)
Let me explain it to you ouch light

Sees the tray is referring to the tray that you put your stuff in before walking through the metal detector
A tre is also a gun

You drop your shoes and wallet in the tray at the metal detector
Hes dropping his shoes and wallet while being robbed

Cant go through with it referring to not physically being able to go through the metal detector
Cant go through with it referring to not being able to go through doing anything with his gun

Every word of that bar is a double meaning that has no syntactic flaws in it

That line in 2020 alone has done more with its life than the half retarded pedophile your mom pushed out of her vagina instead of going to college

Homie did you just write all of that to explain a text bar that I called wack without even reading?


Sheesh

UPN Zuch 05-30-2021 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 805387)
Let me explain it to you ouch light

Sees the tray is referring to the tray that you put your stuff in before walking through the metal detector
A tre is also a gun

You drop your shoes and wallet in the tray at the metal detector
Hes dropping his shoes and wallet while being robbed

Cant go through with it referring to not physically being able to go through the metal detector
Cant go through with it referring to not being able to go through doing anything with his gun

Every word of that bar is a double meaning that has no syntactic flaws in it

That line in 2020 alone has done more with its life than the half retarded pedophile your mom pushed out of her vagina instead of going to college

Yikes you really broke it down

Amen 05-30-2021 06:14 AM

Sadly snitching is right. If you need 4 paragraphs to explain a punch - it’s garbage.

No if, ands or buts about it.

Garbage.

Eviction 05-30-2021 06:27 AM

can someone make a worse line you ever dropped thread.

Diablo 05-30-2021 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snitching is gangsta (Post 805384)
That's wack

way too long imo

Fracture 05-30-2021 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 805399)
Sadly snitching is right. If you need 4 paragraphs to explain a punch - it’s garbage.

No if, ands or buts about it.

Garbage.



he was clearly being over the top on purpose and man most of you are so retarded you truly do need things broken down in the most laymen way possible

Fracture 05-30-2021 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snitching is gangsta (Post 805389)
Homie did you just write all of that to explain a text bar that I called wack without even reading?


Sheesh



lmao this was funny tho

Blue Bayou 05-30-2021 12:38 PM

Answer that bar is flamesss

Amen 05-30-2021 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fracture (Post 805404)
he was clearly being over the top on purpose and man most of you are so retarded you truly do need things broken down in the most laymen way possible

It was a general statement. The fact that some of you basic faggots think you’re so complex is comedy.

UserName 05-30-2021 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kungfugrip (Post 805309)
I told UserName that a fire escape poses more danger to him than the fire itself.

Im sure there's more but i want to hear yours

that whole verse is in my top 5 written against me

Answer 05-30-2021 01:23 PM

Sometimes I wonder how many 30 paragraph posts I have to make before people aren’t surprised every time I make a 30 paragraph post. I use excel spreadsheets to write mag reviews and a calculator to vote on battles, you should really expect this behavior from me by now

UPN Zuch 05-30-2021 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 805410)
Sometimes I wonder how many 30 paragraph posts I have to make before people aren’t surprised every time I make a 30 paragraph post. I use excel spreadsheets to write mag reviews and a calculator to vote on battles, you should really expect this behavior from me by now

Respect.

Eviction 05-30-2021 03:08 PM

A bar people are not fucking with should not have a whole ass page talking about it.

Fracture 05-30-2021 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 805407)
It was a general statement. The fact that some of you basic faggots think you’re so complex is comedy.



i cant speak for everyone but i dont think im complex at all i just see what most of you guys write and hit send on and go oh ok hes retarded nvm

Amen 05-30-2021 05:53 PM

Lol

Aero 05-31-2021 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 805383)
Idk but this is up there

Allll that gun talk, you’d freeze if we pulled the straps out.. Ans know you a bitch
I'm TSA.. He sees the trey & drops everything from his shoes to his wallet cuz he can't go through with it

Too long, lacks impact. I mean we all get it but delivery matters. 28 syllables in one line is too much. Should try to stat under 18.

Aero 05-31-2021 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eviction (Post 805416)
A bar people are not fucking with should not have a whole ass page talking about it.

Someone notice me I'm Eviction.

UPN Zuch 05-31-2021 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 805431)
Too long, lacks impact. I mean we all get it but delivery matters. 28 syllables in one line is too much. Should try to stat under 18.

Agreed. One of the longest bars I’ve ever seen actually.


However, I don’t know that he could have made it much shorter. A lot going on in that one.

Eviction 05-31-2021 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 805432)
Someone notice me I'm Eviction.

An eviction notice is hard to avoid, shits right on your front door.

Answer 05-31-2021 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 805431)
Too long, lacks impact. I mean we all get it but delivery matters. 28 syllables in one line is too much. Should try to stat under 18.

I know your ex told you that shorter is ok as long as you execute properly, but having a little more length is what allows me to reach places you can’t

Eviction 05-31-2021 12:13 PM

yea these guys are suspect one-minute men.

wam bam thank you ma'am /sir type shit.

~RustyGunZ~ 05-31-2021 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 805346)
I GOT TWO LEFT FEET AND TWO RIGHT SHOES
AINT NOBODY STEPPIN THROUGH LIKE DUDE

This is the content I log in once a week for

~RustyGunZ~ 05-31-2021 07:16 PM

Ur daughter thinks you're a faggot, doesn't wanna sit with a queer
Checking the backseat is the second time that day you saw a little bitch in the mirror

Lepreshaun 05-31-2021 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~RustyGunZ~ (Post 805446)
Ur daughter thinks you're a faggot, doesn't wanna sit with a queer
Checking the backseat is the second time that day you saw a little bitch in the mirror

So we posting favorite short stories now?

~RustyGunZ~ 05-31-2021 08:18 PM

It’s called Longer Bar get with it you uncultured freak

john hensley 06-01-2021 12:22 AM

Yours was the anne frank imo.

john hensley 06-01-2021 12:41 AM

For me, I'd probably say "there'll betrayals of blood when my knife double crosses your throat", but honestly I don't know

john hensley 06-01-2021 12:46 AM

The best 4 lines ever are from Rudge, Tang and User. One had 2.

Blue Bayou 06-01-2021 09:33 AM

Sup hens

Picking one that's somewhat recent, it would probably be shrugging my shoulders too vs. Bags

Amen 06-01-2021 10:39 AM

Uterus Pond will always remain GOAT’d.

Ouch 06-01-2021 04:07 PM

I don’t even remember all my better stuff was back in the day and was for the most part really dope/different/entertaining.

If you read it now you’d be like that sucks... but I was doing it when people were writing nothing near the punchlines I had. But yeah can’t even remember my favorite lines I did a ton of dope lines against timevirus for some championship

john hensley 06-01-2021 08:41 PM

Rudge: seeded 3 u jokin me yo, pointin at your number and rollin like a rotary phone

My fave ever personally.

Users Celebrity/Alias tourney lines tho, I don't have the effort to find it exactly so I'm going to remix them very sloppily. I can't remember the set ups, so ignore them lol.

User as LBJ, the president:

I politicked ya mexican bitch. Brahh.. she's a whore.
I said have you ever heard of LBJ, she said Si Senor

Tang:

U know I could sneak by and let them thangs go.
You cry so much in bed your nightlight projects a rainbow.

Too many to mention. Tang is underrated as fuck I'll tell u that.

Blue Bayou 06-01-2021 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john hensley (Post 805512)
Rudge: seeded 3 u jokin me yo, pointin at your number and rollin like a rotary phone

My fave ever personally.

Users Celebrity/Alias tourney lines tho, I don't have the effort to find it exactly so I'm going to remix them very sloppily. I can't remember the set ups, so ignore them lol.

User as LBJ, the president:

I politicked ya mexican bitch. Brahh.. she's a whore.
I said have you ever heard of LBJ, she said Si Senor

Tang:

U know I could sneak by and let them thangs go.
You cry so much in bed your nightlight projects a rainbow.

Too many to mention. Tang is underrated as fuck I'll tell u that.


@Aero

Ouch 06-01-2021 09:28 PM

That rotary phone I either wrote it, or I semi bit it... can’t say tor sure

UPN Zuch 06-01-2021 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch (Post 805520)
That rotary phone I either wrote it, or I semi bit it... can’t say tor sure

You didn’t write it. Rudge did. I remember the exact day.

Ouch 06-01-2021 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch (Post 805522)
You didn’t write it. Rudge did. I remember the exact day.

I think I may have come up with that shit, but if not I can tell you I never bit niggas.. of course you couldn't do it. Back in the hay day or whatever.. if you even had anything remotely resembling someone elses shit you're a 'biter'.

Even now like 8 hours after kobe died I did a go down with the chopper/kobe line... literally like a few hours after it happened and niggas were like..

blah blah blah already did that line.. but back in the day there were a million people going at your ass on all different leagues if you even had a similar to someone elses you're getting called out immediately...

I never bit other peoples ideas... a very few times I will admit when writers block happened I looked to other dudes stuff but I didn't copy it

Ouch 06-01-2021 11:16 PM

im pointing at your number... meaning the number ya ranked in the tournament and rolling .. meaning laughing... like a rotary phone... thats a good one.

UPN Zuch 06-01-2021 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch (Post 805525)
im pointing at your number... meaning the number ya ranked in the tournament and rolling .. meaning laughing... like a rotary phone...

Yeah we get it man

Ouch 06-01-2021 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch (Post 805526)
Yeah we get it man

lol nah nigga let me explain it to you, further in depth...


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