without a headshot @God Of War

lol rawn the thing aint gonna be running zig zags, its gonna be running straight at you, it wont be hard to miss

and why would i have to lift the gun and aim and etc, that would imply the tiger got the jump on me and would make the scenario unfair

i'm picturing a door sliding up me coming in one side him coming in the other

i see him im spraying as he begins to charge

after i empty im in the fetal protecting my neck

he'll bleed out from that at least 20 gunshots to the face/head/shoulder and front leg areas

not to mention if one clips his spine his dumbass will hit the dirt and be trying to go back in the hole he came out of with only his front legs working

The only chance you have of killing a tiger with those little 9mm rounds is by shooting it directly in the FUCKIN EYEBALLS

the 30 by 30 foot space is ideal for how close the shot would have to be, but again in that confined of a space the persons reaction time would have to be blaaazing fuckin fast. Personally, I take the tiger 7 times out of 10

lol @ me picturing the tiger runnning eluding gun fire while stayin on the attack

na bro but that sht would close in mad quick
and then pounce which gotta equal like = 5ft at least

u gotta get the gun up and at least aim in a general area to even come close

i mena just like it aint goin have the jump on u
u aint goin have that heat cocked n aimed either

its goin b barrel @ ground at first
u gotta lift that sht and by that time that sht goin b face up

a tiger isnt going to take 20 bullets to the face and live

word^

im thinking tho, 30 feet is only 10 yards. im thinking its like 30 yards away lol, 30 feet sounds far but it aint thats like what, two vans back to back?

might have to renig. close to no chance of survival for either in the scenario

at like 30 yards i figure the thing would be close to dead by the time it gets to me.

also they go straight for the neck so if your face up its gonna slash and wack you in the shoulder/head, so you gotta hope it dont just JUG you right there, but its main goal is to turn you around and chomp on your neck. pop your head right off your spine

but yea i dunno its a tossup

Vote Fox.

my thing is if ur poointing it right at the tiger and shooting an uzi at it. thats alot of bullets for 30 feet

lol no toss up

thats like closing disrance for a tiger

u got like 3 seconds to cock aim n fire

it said the original uzi can shoot 10 rounds per second

thats 30 bullets if it took 3 seconds

tiger dead

^ that must be a really accurate gun then right? lmmfao.


you got a tiger wanting to rip your head off and eat it like a peach. you think you can spray an UZI effectively enough to take it down? we got some fucking delta force chuck norris commandos amongst yo.

The tiger would win because the tiger is a hunter and is a killer.

I don't care what anyone says, if anyone here was put in a cage with a tiger they would be dead before they even had a chance to do anything, myself included obviously.

The fantasy of 'I would shoot him to pieces before he got to me' is just a fantasy...if you were put in that position having never shot an uzi, or even if you had shot one, shooting a gun for fun is one thing, shooting something to keep yourself from being mauled and killed is another thing altogether....I am pretty sure most people would panic even if just for a split second, or maybe even freeze in fear...then they would be killed.

The average Tiger is a born killer and hunter, the average man is not.

You have a better chance with the uzi on semi auto tbc

how is it delta force? u got a big ass tiger coming at u only thirty feet away. if u have to be trained to hit a broad target from only thirty feet ur ass dont need a gun anyways and should stick to baking potatos

lol you could be 8 ft away and maybe only hit it 2/30. by that point your arm is a nice little crunchy snack for it though.

Man u not factoring nerves n sht

tiger got no nerves

tiger Goin eat ur face

dawg the tigers i seen at the zoo wouldnt be that hard to hit from 30 feet away esp with most the shots being fired between 20-15 feet


it isnt like the uzi goes flailing all crazy in insane directions when you squeeze a trigger unless you are a little kid shooting it..... or holding the shit sideways with one hand rofl

a brain is a brain rofl

fuck you whys ima buy a tiger u son of a bitch and if i get ate its ur fault

@Mike Tyson

@Mike Wrecka

I gotta say, this is a far better topic than your wolf vs pit bull thread. I applaud your efforts

This ain't no fluffy petting zoo cuddles & kisses kitty cat GoW

this is a "I haven't ate in 3 weeks, you look yummy" type blood driven beast who is hell bent on you decorating the inside of his stomach.

to late BUYING OEN GON SHOOT IT WITH SOMETHING!

im still on team people

there is a reason they are endangered

humans used to kill them niggas with spears yo

indians throw rocks at them and scare them back into the bush

im gonna fucking light it up

i dont need to aim with an uzi. point and spray

the 30 feet is the only problem in this scenario because it can cross that just as fast as you can empty the uzi

so its situational

this thread has no legit answer. further debate is pointless

now a tiger vs a grizzly is something i could get deeper into

Gow did u watch my first YouTube post about fatal attractions commentary?

that about dood in the projects in Harlem who had the tiger lolz

i didnt see no vid where is it?

that tiger nice wit dem hands, b?

lma00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000


u gotta be a new type of stupid, fagg0t


next time i see a 30 ft cage with a fully grown tiger in it ill throw u in there with nothing but a spear and stones and see whos gonna be shitting their pants


roflzzzzzz @ team people


human intellect is basicallly cheating

were the fucking nerds of the animal kingdom bringing swords to a fist fight

we gotta use a spear to kill shit from a distance


u want fair go up against a 500 pound polar bear and watch it slash ya face off with a backhand slap


btw rawn is a lame fagg0t

Brb YouTube of Tiger mauling giraffe neck

Rawn get at me on aim

The tiger isn't gonna pounce on you straight away, its gonna eye you for a little bit, sizing you up, your gonna have ample time to lift the uzi and spray its face, once you have started spraying metal in its face its gonna lose quick.

Bullets vs. Things with flesh containing mushy brains, who wins?

no way plot, cuz they dont think a shit load of bullets will kill a tiger!

Yeah if it is someone who has been trained to use the fucking gun lol I also love how you think the Tiger would think twice before pouncing on you, like he would if he was hunting prey lol don't be silly...if a Tiger saw someone 30 feet in front of them they would go for the kill...they are instinctive killers, we are not for the most part.

You would be dead before you go a chance to do shit.

the old uzis shoot 10 rounds a second the new ones between 15 and 28 , a tiger is big u dont have to be a marksman to unleash an insane amount of bullets in a direction of a huge animals head and hit it if it is charging at you.

No. But you have to have the wherewithal and reactions to do that, and I can pretty much guarantee 99% of people would not have that and would be that Tigers breakfast.

lmao so ur saying 99 percent of people wouldnt raise a gun a few inches and squeeze a trigger? cuz you know we do also have a survival instinct you claim man is not hunters but we are survivors and theres been some insane things done by man to keep himself alive and raising a gun and killing something doesn't seem to hard.

The average man has lost his hunting instinct because we don't need it anymore, and yeah I am saying the average human being, when thrown in a cage with a Tiger would be scared shitless and would be killed before they even have a chance to get their thoughts together.

If, on the other hand they were told 'Here is a gun, there will be a Tiger in there...kill it'

They would be prepared and would probably stay alive. But if someone was armed and randomly found themselves face to face with a tiger with no prior warning, i think that person gets ate.

yeah but i was going by the scenario they presented u fox bastard lol they said put u in a cage with a tiger. i dont know bout ay one else but id assume something was gon go down if i was in a cage with a tiger. id probably accidently shoot the tiger even if he wasnt going to attack me simply cuz id assume he was

why do most of u think a tiger would react like a human to being shot at? animals do not give a fuck if they're hit & hurt. even if u fatally wound him, that thing is still gonna maul u. that's the whole point.

how many things have you seen still living with 4 or 5 bullets in his brain? its not going to ignore bullets in the brain until it eats you maybe in the reuglar body part or a muscle part sure itd keep going but heart or brain the shit is done for