Lol basically.

@Blue Bayou - No.

Sounds like Amen is a cuck

Im sure your wife is the alpha in that residence.

Reports say that the poorest people get checks first. Js

Guess I shouldn't be so happy I've already got mine then damn..

mine hit the account this morning

im not in a rush to spend it since we have the great depression 2.0 around the corner

debating pulling all my money from the bank and buying gold

Get the peloton dude

Your president will have the country back up and running by May 1st.

Good news too, cause there’s probably still some uninfected folks out there...

Have you no faith that the greatest president in American history is going to pull us out of this and make us all prosperous? Fucking communist

Donald Trump stimulus is the shit
 

Me and wifey got 1200 each....plus an additional 3500 for the kids....WHOOOOAA

7 kids?!

No wonder you have the intelligence of a wet diaper you’re up to your neck in them

If that dude has 7 kids, we’ve already lost.

Got mine. Rent and light bill here I come!

credit card debt wattup

It’s your president too cuck

Gee, thanks for pointing that out, jit.

Calm down, knobs

Lmao

the greatest president in american history doesn't shut down businesses and force private businesses to manufacture products like a tyrant all because of a fucking chest cold

death to the government

Greatest prez was Nixon FWIW

Looking to pay $25,000 to all of us essential employees.

I doubt it’ll happen but would be nice.

Lit

I’m working and got my Trump buxx

I’m about to buy a jet ski if I get that hazard/corona payout

I better get at least half of that sum from Pierre's son

HOW THE FUCK U NOT RICH

I haven't got mine, but I haven't filed taxes in the last 2 years.

I got on the IRS.gov website and went to the non filer section and filled everything out with my bank account info to direct deposit it...roughly 2 weeks ago. I'm not surprised that I haven't gotten it yet because of that.

My girlfriend does file taxes and she got hers on the 15th.

When I get mine i'll pay a couple of small bills and buy a few pairs of new kicks. Not like I really need more shoes, but thats probably what i'll do with it.

I don't feel bad about taking the $1,200 (assuming they deposit it, which if they do what they say, they will).

I'd legitimately be working right now. If it weren't for the Corona scare I'd be making good money installing docks, but the owners of the company I'd be working for are shut down.

Which is crazy because I don't see how installing boat docks with 3 other people on the 'crew' could possibly be spreading Corona. You don't even talk to the customer face to face. But the owners of the business have shut down dunno if its because they have to or personal choice... but thats the weird non sensical world we're living in right now.

lemme get that $1,200 though I need some new jordans.

Lmfao

First off thank you for letting me know non tax filers are eligible that’s fire

Second buying Jordan’s sounds dumb bro





My opinion




I know you got kids bro cmon