I hope someone walks up and punches Swerve in the balls today.

YO LISTEN EVERYBODY, SWERVE IS FINANCIAL SECURE AND ALMOST WELL OFF. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS, JUST ASK HIM. HE WILL CONDESCENDINGLY TELL YOU ALL ABOUT! SRS!

Maybe its like one of those guys that walks around saying how big there dick is, but in reality there hung like a termite

No I think Swerve is rich and hung.

Yes.

No.

Don't see relevancy to the fact that your comment was stupid.

I have never met or seen anyone in my life that does that

Its said that the more you talk about something aloud that your trying to get other people to beleive it when in reality its not true....like false bragging...

didnt mean that specific incidence @Split

YOU NERDY FUCKER!

@SiK SHOULDNT U BE BUSY BOMBING INNOCENT VILLAGES BRAH

LMFAO

Yo im not deployed atm....And if you really give a fuck about anyone in any other country thats not realated to you go hug a tree and hold hands with someone

See, you are clearly taking this the wrong way. You seem to think I'm going around spouting how great my life now is to give you all some sort of sense of my dominance over you, when in fact its just to show Strikt how meager his life is. I think everyone else is a stand up individual on this board. Just not Strikta. Carry on.

I'm allergic to trees


And holding hands

And being cool :)

oh shit sik w/ the haymaker

6 foot flat

This might as well have been a dick length thread, considering the fact that people are trying to one up eachother anyways.

if i knew how to make my runescape character(s) cry they would be righte now

fixed

fixed

I'm also 5'11 in width too.

Were you in Afghanistan?

im 6'2

I dont know swerve for shit but round me n mines you walk around talkin bout what ugot n flashin shit u get that shit snatched real quick son. Bring that mazda round me


Oh and tbh why u braggin bout a MAZDA anyways? Lmfao fuck outta here kid.

^^^ Oh indeed.

Im 6' 5"

don't front nice... both of us know that a Mazda 3 GT hatch would ether a 325i

It's like arguing with the mentally handicapped.

A) Please explain to me how you and yours would go about snatching up anything of mine over my posting what I have on an internet board. This is the basis of your idiotic comment, no?
B) My Mazda 3 is fresher than anything you and yours could afford. I'll kick you a few bucks for the bus my g.
C) The fact that this down syndrome child thinks he has some weight to make a comment towards me is incredibly laughable.

Just stop, you're an embarrassment to homo-sapiens globally.

I'm 5'11 in depth too.

Yawn... You'd get bodied irl faggot. That is all

I doubt it. Through rigorous experience, anyone that refers to someone else as "kid" is Prophet-aged. Which means you'd have to ask your mothers permission just to allow me to leave your teeth on the pavement.

I prefer to leave the charming lady out of it.

^^^

Nice

I think u should be more concerned about gathering the proper funding to feed ur child an payback sum of those arears on ur support

Im sure sum1 in canadia wilk deal with babyface, lets just make sure ur child doesnt starve.

Bags u have no affect on me no matter what u say bro. I been on netcees n seen some of your posts. I pityyou man. Forreal, good luxk with life. Srs, no troll

There's a lot of stuff going on in this thread.

Nice don't let Bags get to you. He's a bully.

@cakecakecake

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6'2'' if I managed to convert that correctly.

Dont worry cake we've already established my expertise in combative hand exchanges back on netcees. Bags knows he's lucky to live across the U.S.... But, if i ever make it that way.. Yup.

Yea i wasnt sure if it was ' or " either lol

I'm 6'2

I think he meant converting it from cm

I'm exactly 6 foot

Actually he meant feet or inches