That nigga from Iceland - anything in America that he doesn't have back home is amazing to him.

He came to Philly to chase pussy he met in college anyways LOL.

Some other areas remind me of Philly just because of the old school cobblestone/brick roads

I was wondering same with the cheesecake

Nope they chased me lol. Height and light skin is a big hit with your american women.

Pssh is there anything different?!! Nah white people are much nicer in Pittsburgh to us foreign negroes. Plus they had free refills on smoothies.

Man I grew t hate those cobblestones when I worked in the district, then took a night class at temple and would catch a bus up Germantown av to my girl's place. They look nice, but riding on em sucks lol

And Clout, in philly we're just generally unfriendly. I have a theory that the eagles winning a super bowl might be the start of a slight shift though

Have you finally lost your virginity then? Did you fuck her? LOL

Huh I'm not like your padawan lyrs lol. This is my first time being single. Enjoying playing the field as you Americans call it. Was engaged when I first got into med school.

Yeah I like being in philly it's not bad. I enjoy the different ethnic foods that are readily available. My English improved In the ebonics depo since being here

Gone.

Lyrs definitely lost his virginity at the age of 20, tho LOL.

I clearly remember that, he texted me and told me - wish I had my old nextel to bring those messages back up LOL.

@Fart - you remember this?

Ole Pipkin, whatever happened to the weeb

He finally got pussy and never signed on again LOL.

Fair enough lmao maybe u should try

Too easy I'm done now aymen

Basically married - I get my share of pussy allowance, bro.

no you don't being married = her meat curtains are closed. She keeps ur balls in her purse don't you lie.

Nah. We aren’t married yet lol.

Run.

http://i.imgur.com/oopvnND.jpg

Have been to every beach on the east coast as of today lol.

Little mans hair is WILD, lol.

The young Bright skinned hombre i see the fro. I was suppose to go to Wildwood NJ, next weekend. Is it worth the visit?

It’s cool.

Nothing is cool about NJ

Wildwood Crest is good.

Why do you say things like this

@veritas

It speaks volumes to exactly how big the United States is when you consider yourself well traveled if you have seen other parts of it. I can see every part of my country in 4 hours.

Edit: actually it's probably more like 3.

that's wild....cant even see the entire state that i live in within that time frame

you can drive from the northern most part of ireland to the southernmost part in about 8 hours

google da god

that tells me 1 of 2 things. 1 its either much bigger than witty claims, or 2 the infrastructure is dogshit

it takes like 8 hours to drive from here to where my folks stay in NJ. all the way through PA. i think ireland is like the size of indiana-ish

Orrr...I live in Northern Ireland which is a different country.

But yeah from the top of the island to the bottom is probably 9 hours.

Population of Northern Ireland is under 2 million.

Which may be due to decades of killing each other.

For the record, I was saying well traveled in that no one would find a need to look at PA from the outside perspective outside of its 3 big cities

And Harrisburg barely counts
@Clout I go to Wildwood pretty much yearly. It's nice enough. You know where you're staying?

If you wanna impress someone with a date, take the drive to sapore Italian in cape may then catch a sunset on the beach five minutes out. You can find okay parking on sunset itself because no one wants to parallel park

Awesome might take up the offer to go then.

A girl from my anatomy class offered for me to go. She comes from money so I thi k she might own a timeshare or something out there I could be wrong.

whats the deal with you guys all pretending to be countries though?

not just north ireland and the republic of ireland or whatever but does scotland think its its own thing too? wales? england? its all just the UK right? what is the UK if not a country?

im pretty ignorant of modern politics as far as europe is concerned.

I mean...it's complicated.

There have been many years of bloodshed over this very issue.

The Republic of Ireland is NOT part of the United Kingdom. Northern Ireland is...every country within the United Kingdom (Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England) is in itself its own country with it's own parliament but basically is ran by England, but they are (kind of) able to make their own laws...basically like US states?

i just googled and realized how little i know about the UK and how little i ever cared.

come to the new world witty. northern ireland is basically the size of our 3rd smallest state. connecticut.

states are our version of make believe countries that we pretend have sovereign rights

Yeah that's pretty much what Northern Ireland is tbh.

But we will murder your entire family if you say it to our faces.

lol word. i posted before your explanation, but its all cleared up now.

It's pretty peaceful here now tho if you avoid certain areas. We are a popular tourist attraction because a lot of people died here. Having said that, I recently went back up to where my grandma used to live and where i used to play as a kid, and I had to give them my grandma's name just to be allowed to walk there.

Ireland isn’t the great ol’ U S of A.

Thanks for your input Amen.

well damn enjoy

hit up a liquor store not in wildwood on your way in to save you time and money like Canal's

what I said about sapore & sunset beach still stands though. 1-2 punch perfect date. us east coast folk arent used to seeing a sunset over water so its a guaranteed win

can I get grandma Witty's name in case I travel there?