I think I'd struggle to keep my cool in this situation, but I think you did the right thing.

You forgot about the armor. Face protected.

I had a dude grab my dick once. In his barn. On his property. We’re alone.

I bailed after a shocked ‘OOOOOKAY THEN’ escaped my mouth. Once I was away from the scene I thought of how I could have spent significant time in prison had I fucked him up.

Sometimes I think of going back there in the night (for another handjob) to mutilate some shit.

*mudblood

Why were you in the dudes barn?

Please elaborate and tell us the story from beginning to end. I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.

This is more interesting then some ignorant faggot calling a child a mud baby.

PTSD

Can’t. Sorry.

You wanna help with the 1-2 mag for tonight or you still working on Amen’s mag?

That shit happened to my boy when he was in the navy
Woke up to some old dude blowing him
I’m not sure if cooler heads would prevail in such a situation but
He didn’t kill the dude

I had to discontinue Amen’s weekly mags because I forgot and don’t want to do it anymore.

But no. No, I don’t.

He waited til he busted a nut then was like ahh hell nah get off of me!

It was creepy as fuck. He did it with the casualness of shaking my hand. It took my brain a few second to register that this dude had just momentarily held my dick. It was the casual nature of it that lingers. I’d place a wager that he molests kids.

I should probably Dexter him.

Lol. Probably tbh
I didn’t have the heart to press the issue

Were you embarrassed because your hung like a field mouse? Or like me suffer from homophobia?

You suffer from homophobia?

Lmfao like it's a rash or some shit.

Take 3 pints of apple cider vinegar to the eyeball and you'll be sucking dick in no time.

Lmfao. It’s a mental illness.

ACV is magical.

All this advice is horrible, you need to prepare for the moment their cornfed son beats his son to the ground so violently the red off his farmers tan rubs off on lil exi like a venoms suit and consumes him in hatred and evil

Here's what you should do, and what I will teach my son to do.

You need to have a talk with him about his class and discover who the most jacked up poor person is. In this example we'll assume the kid he pins down has meth cooking parents that put out marijuana cigarettes on his head. Look for kids who were held back to, they will not only be easily manipulated but they will be more powerful tools. Have your son befriend this kid and invite him over to your home.

Ensure the child doesn't even have to ask him to hang out and his house in return by creating a backstory that your son needs to be home whenever he isn't at school because he has a rare medical condition that requires he take medicine at certain times.

Before this dirty little tike shows up, lock up your valuables and make sure you don't appear too wealthy. You want this kid to feel like he's in a safer and more fun environment than his trailer but you don't want to intimidate him. Make sure things aren't too clean. Get them set up with the newest game console in the living room at offer them Kraft Mac for dinner. Nothing else. You'll be taken back by the upbeat response to the meal. When he says "Wow, the good stuff", just nod your head and say that's why you put in the hours. You don't want to know what the not good stuff is.

Repeat this every other week for the rest of his life at school, and you have yourself a loyal body guard for your child. He'll never have to raise a hand to enemies in his life. Every third time, make sure a tutor is there to help the dirt child. You want to try your best to ensure he isn't held back again (all your hard work will be for nothing), but don't let him become too self aware. Pick a trusted friend as this tutor. If he ever seems too content with life because of your hospitality, have the tutoring lesson use examples that will trigger anger from his life at home.

As civil war breaks out, invite him and his family to your base camp. On the journey back from extracting them, have one of your lieutenants set up a trap to eliminate the parents. We don't need those type of people around. Rain will start to pour down. As you take cover and wait out the storm, something happens at camp. You return to bodies scattered and supplies thrown about. Four figures arise from the smoke.

"Look who it is.."

These are the people. The ones that set off this chain of events in the first place. The ones of many that pushed us into this war. As they load the clip in the chopper, you turn to the dirt child..

"This is it, Dom. This is why you're here."

The dirt child pulls the pin on a grenade he clenches behind his back and rushes the cancer that created him with his rapier reaching the sky, taking bullet after bullet as the racist family screams maniacally. As he drops to his knees in front of them, sinking into the weathered ground, poetically becoming one with the dirt.As he pulls his hand from behind his back, he smiles and utters...

"M.. Mud, baby"

I would have had a new case


On god

fucking anihilat9ed lmgregearglkremgtyq34

Lol Knuck.

Or just enroll your son in boxing and/or MMA lessons.

coax them into saying it again on film and then let the internet ruin their lives

get widit

This shit is why civil war is coming

And your kind will die in the first months

apply same child rearing mechanism as described previously but feed animal weapon child only meat and demonize vegetables

There’s this kid who lived down the street from me and kind of forced his way into my life for awhile that was retard strength dirt omega and we would just use him as a punching bag until he finally abandon us when we posted a photoshopped version of himself as a seal in a swamp that read “wanted: swamp seal” with his house phone on it on FB

Me and the dude that posted it made a pretty in-depth plan of kidnapping him looney toons style of civil war breaks out and leaving him in a basement while torturing him into a state of complete animal nature, only feeding him meat and potatoes and making him kill bait for his provelage to food. Slowly breaking his limbs and replacing them with machines and weapons.

He’d be the perfect mutant warhound after a few years

In the words of Bruce Lee...

Bruce Lee wasn’t mentally unstable and morally indifferent

What's going on with Podcast man?

Trying to get Finny and Diode set up and have been unsuccessful

If we don’t by Friday inno and I will do something else probably

I’ve been pretty busy though so haven’t thought much of it, July 4th week was planned as an off week and hasn’t felt like that long so haven’t rushed

Oh.

Yep

I know I am horrible and you all hate me but to me the most logical answer is......

Just fuck his wife, film it and show everybody


Check mate

Should've stopped there.

Once upon a time in a land far far away.......

people are trash bro. Don't bring yourself down to their level tbh. If you whoop his ass then your baby will go from mud baby to child of a crazy violent dude. let it go and if it happens again pull em to the side and let them know it better not happen again.

That's fucked up fuck those inbred faggots. I'm all for jokes online but if someone said that to me it would probably come to an altercation but, you manned up and let.it slide which is the right thing, this is adult life not HS and I don't have a kid but yea them dude's would have got roasted on the spot. I'm talking Goku God mode Kaioken x20 kamahmeha fucking roasted but that might be the Itlian and Irish temper.in me.

Regardless fuck them. This is America and it's been a mixing pot since conception, people disgust me

Im actually for this, not just the internet either show the principal and let them know if an altercation comes from it they were forewarned, and you'd have evidence as well if shit got hairy

This can't be life.

But it is. What's wrong with documenting it and posting it, probably get some good memes

It's gay. It's stupid. ETC...

People whip their phones out for every fucking thing, it's dumb!

Having evidence of harassment isn't dumb. You have to watch ur ass these days, I agree with u tho but not for this premise

for real tho nationally shaming racists through viral video is pretty effective
lots of those fuckers be crying making apologies and shit