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Looking like he the all time Joe corbi pizza selling champ.
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Sponsored by MuscleMilk and cow urine
His gentle tendencies landed him in the bleachers with Pee Wee Herman's replacement clone |
Barry Manilow ate some hairy cantaloupe
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He's allergic to lesbians and considers most nutmeg to be extraterrestrial
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Premiered on That 70's show in a tutu wielding a caveman's club
His line was "credit swipe this, Dinoman" |
looking like poundcake brah
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When he wakes up he doesn't get Charlie Horse, he is Charlie Horse
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dude looks like the fat kid from diary of a wimpy kid
fuck is that kids name? zoooweee momma |
he looks like he smells like baby wipes and vanilla bean
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Ol' Owen Hart lookin ass nigga |
This nigga buys shampoo specifically for split ends
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My nigga got them forearms from whippin up 6 batches of knuckle children a day
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He looks like he power lifts tigers into golf carts
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this nigga looks like he's about to jump in a tube and go form Voltron
looking like he delivered your pizza ass nigga looking like bel biv debelvedere ass nigga |
Neutral Milk Hotel fan lookin maaafacka
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benchwarmer for the Flinstones boomerang team lookin nigga
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Looking like the type of guy to ruin a roast of himself, pretending it's ironic but really covering up his own feelings of inadequacy.
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Lookin like he freewrites to Trapt on Subway wrappers This nigga has lemur hands Looking like his jawline fills the neckline of whatever shirt he's wearing |
Johnny Bravo, but only when Bravo ran Jazz Counterpoint in prime time
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purchases movie tickets with the shadows of his doubts
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the Jolly Green Giant Failure
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drives a beige cavalier sitting on four donuts by sitting on top a his sunroof, steering with licorice reins
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Lookin like he's hiding George Washington's wooden teeth behind his brutish mouth
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Marc Andre McFlurry
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One half of his food pyramid is laundered backwash
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Captain of the Sasquatch hockey team lookin ass nigga
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lookin like he runs a Rick Roll bakery
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asked for his FAFSA grant to be disbursed entirely in stocking stuffers
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this nigga got surgically implanted tennis elbows
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dead @ the nigga from the pit of despair
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covering up the branded section of his Triforce on his wrist that symbolizes Wallflower
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he showers in Planters peanuts
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spends more time naming his characters in video games than actually playing the video games
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Fish oil? More like bitch oil
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tweets about his ePeen at chocagolics anonymous meetings
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His blood type is Zelda
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