Sings the national anthem in autotune thru a dildo on taco Tuesdays karaoke night

Glossdorado city of lost dignity

Looking like a Tranny post and pre-op picture

Look like he stamps license plates in prison w his lips

Yo this nigga took this picture in the bathroom of the stadium. Like yeah this perfect.

Lmfao

Sells used condoms at a discount behind the bodega

Not the bathroom. Hall way but word, posted just for NC hahaha, this was almost on point dawg lolol.

Stalker: Texas Ranger

Cowboy gaygloss

Looking like he just order 15 hotdogs I see you dree

Has a prostate exam every 1st of the month, take that take thaaattt take...that

The Good, The Bald and The Glossy

I only feed off your stupidity and lack of self awareness. I don't care how gay you look, honestly.

That hat screams I like having conversations in urinals

Those dick pleasers have seen many inches.

This nigga can literally never say nothing about anything



Ever


Again

If amen had to face death, he would take it in the ass

A(men)

Nigga face look like shaved horse pussy

Needs shades for his lips, not eyes

Lips make Zelph jealous

Got lip injections at the same spot he got that hat.

Doctors always think he there for an allergy outbreak.

Lips twins with his wifes pussy.

Wife scared to get sucked in with every kiss.

Lips follow Kim K on Twitter.

After buying this hat, amens wife teabagged him

Ahh so you decided to make a bad decisions

Lmfao wtf?

The wall obv isnt working is obv

Amens sons are faggots?

Step forward coward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_SPxjkqiZU


Gloss#3

@Batty

I formally request your talents young skywalker

Zelph? That you man? It was just a joke isn't that what everyone else was doing?

No offense meant, sorry we still cool, so should I PM this account now?

We good bro. I’m just coming down.

Call me Flem

Lol you crazy bro

DO U SUCK DICK hat code: NY (nigga yes!)
 

fucka gooooone


http://i.imgur.com/CHGkE5N.jpg

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this nigga lips look like a pink hamburger emoji

Awkward Texas Ranger

this nigga lookin like a non-gender specific Puerto rican Vin Diesel

this nigga wearing a black V neck over a black tee...srsly

this is why dude shot up that country concert in vegas tbh

Wilmer Valderrama Rodeo Clown

this nigga Skype name is STARFISH JONES


wearin beyonce shades

this how they snapchat meetup in gay bathroom buttsecks ring. You send a pic of yourself w/ NY cowgirl hat. It means Never Yell (he can take it)

"A Men" is his codename. They ask if he want a man or woman, he says "A Men" that means all bro gangbang.

Also known as DRE (Designated Rear Entry)

lookin like he at a banquet for republican Mexicans and shit

D.essignated R.ear E.ntry was lmfao

I am broken in half.

Apoco-lips

http://i.imgur.com/EzxgKGM.jpg

Wax statue at the gender equality museum

Look like a cartoon about border patrol in the 90s

Mascot for broke Lesnar's PBX league

Lmao

10 gallon of semen hat