Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651163)

she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 651134)

^^^^^


if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:

-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)

IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive


that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 651206)

Lol u forgot brahjoot, scoongeel and calamahd

But I think uve given him sufficient material to have himself lynched before the cahvetel is served lmaoo

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 651202)

So if she said "most spics work on cars, do you?" And being a Latino who works on cars you'd have to answer yes you'd be cool with that? She seems pretty chill? Lol.

Allen gets no pussy that's a hard fact.

Clout leave that bitch alone. You didn't check her the first time by telling her to watch her mouth ok fine. You didn't punish her with the BBC for her actions ok less cool but you can still ignore her. She text messages you 14 times trying to punk you essentially into replying to her, ignore her. She's a dumb whore and needs to know what's unacceptable and since you didn't punish her through words or dick you must ignore her.

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 651206)

Lol u forgot brahjoot, scoongeel and calamahd

But I think uve given him sufficient material to have himself lynched before the cahvetel is served lmaoo

Originally Posted by Enbombz (Post 651104)

It doesn't sound you like her, but it sounds like she likes you. It sounds like she attractive and down to bang so i don't know. Sounds like she down to bang, your in the position of power id just enjoy it. The most important thing here is not to listen to Amen

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651212)

i could give a fuck i'd talk shit back cuz im not a boring faggot like u, i can tell when a bitch sarcastic, u asian ho u gets no pussy, ur 5'2 & roll sushi for a livin an practice throwin hadukons at night drinkin tea fuck outta here.

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 651219)

I'm black nullifies everything you said. And bc apparently you like to be stereotyped as the spic that you are I don't see how throwing Asian stereotypes makes sense here. If I have a question about my Audi I'll hit you up but for now don't address me.

K thx

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 651202)

So if she said "most spics work on cars, do you?" And being a Latino who works on cars you'd have to answer yes you'd be cool with that? She seems pretty chill? Lol.

Allen gets no pussy that's a hard fact.

Clout leave that bitch alone. You didn't check her the first time by telling her to watch her mouth ok fine. You didn't punish her with the BBC for her actions ok less cool but you can still ignore her. She text messages you 14 times trying to punk you essentially into replying to her, ignore her. She's a dumb whore and needs to know what's unacceptable and since you didn't punish her through words or dick you must ignore her.

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 651212)

i could give a fuck i'd talk shit back cuz im not a boring faggot like u, i can tell when a bitch sarcastic, u asian ho u gets no pussy, ur 5'2 & roll sushi for a livin an practice throwin hadukons at night drinkin tea fuck outta here.

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 651214)

Lmaoooo @ scoongeel. I thought about brahjoot and broosketta but the racist Italian half of me probably thought 'no black can handle all dem woids'


May God have mercy on me

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 651220)

Shawty was trying to get that Manut Bol dick n u seized up bruh

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 651214)

Lmaoooo @ scoongeel. I thought about brahjoot and broosketta but the racist Italian half of me probably thought 'no black can handle all dem woids'


May God have mercy on me

Originally Posted by Enbombz (Post 651223)

Yeh you showed them by reinforcing negative stereotypes

Originally Posted by $chein Dolla $ign (Post 651237)

Damn only skimmed page one, looks like aero and nuff are in this now

You have a real solid pool of useful knowledge here clout

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 651241)

Your homeland is for pussies.

Man up, lol.

I can't believe you actually box either. Do you apologize after every jab, fam? LOL.

Originally Posted by Clout (Post 651229)

LOL yikes mate haha. Man this thread sure become a goldmine of gems of LMAO moments. thanks for the laughs i put her on ignore/blocked number. She will see me monday in class tho =/. Im get acid dumped on me watch.

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 651252)

Appreciate that you're a good sport about what would probably qualify as sociopathic behavior in Iceland. Be sure to post burn pics!

Originally Posted by Suthaveli (Post 651255)

italian bishes from baltimore to ny are pretty much the same gutsy don't bite their tongue bold broads. between them sections, the further north u go, the more bold they are.

fuck her, then say fuck her.
caught another body. k.i.m.
if u don't have the type of personality to carry her after u hit tho, don't do it.
she on u. u aint sweatin her.

but like @Allen Knight said, i'd too prolly keep her around to smash every few weeks or so.

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 651275)

@Clout, did you say you are Scandinavian?

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 651294)

Lol how the fuck did that happen?

Sorry, I don't mean to be obtuse, just genuinely curious.

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 651296)

I'm half Irish, half Spanish so I can kinda relate.

My friends call me 'nigga' because i'm 'half caste' in their words, when I try to explain to them that I am in fact part Irish and part spanish, but zero african...they seem confused.

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 651303)

Lol I went to malaga last year and people kept coming up to me and speaking Spanish, expecting me to speak back...me and my girl got a caricature done and the guy tried to guess our heritage before we spoke, he correctly said my girl was Scottish/Irish....and said I was classic European, Italian, Spanish, or Greek...when I said I was Irish he shook his head like 'Nope' and got some random guy over who agreed with him..I was like 'shut the fuck up faggot and draw my face...my dad died when i was 3...i don't fucking know...fuck you'...except I didn't say that, I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders like an idiot.