I'd be careful he's a 5th generation Buddhist monk of the shaolin temple. He could channel his inner praying mantis and scissor kick you from your monitor.

Haha, word. I dated one for a little bit over a year. Gave them fucks a chance. If there's one thing I learned they're really fucking cool to party with and will help you if you need it in a seconds notice so they're cool in that regard but holy shit they whine about everything, lol. It's pretty expensive to live in Oslo so she had a lot of roommates and quite a few Swedes among her friends as she moved around constantly never settling for somewhere because she always complained about one thing or the other wherever she ended up staying. I can say without lying that from her alone I've fucked in every corner of Oslo due to her moving around every two-three months or so, lmfao. She was a weird one but I digress.

However, the one constant thing that I found for all the Swedes I've met that come to Oslo for work is that they won't stop whining about how terrible Norway is despite coming here, how terrible our selection of groceries are since we have stricter rules on what certain food items may contain etc., how expensive everything is when it comes to transportation etc., how terrible our chocolate taste. On a few occasions I've gotten sick of 15 mins (not exaggerating) of constant complaints and just straight up told them to just move the fuck back if this place isn't habitable enough for them. It may or may not have played a role in how she perceived me, completely worth it tho.
It wasn't just her friends either, I lived in Oslo for a couple of years and when I moved out some cool as bartender Swede took my place and had the same fucking complaints like they didn't know this from before they moved here, and if they did it's only bringing shade on them for not doing research first. They're the worst people to immigrate here imho and of everyone that comes here it should be the easiest people to integrate and come to terms with the differences yet they complain the most, lol.

Still shook to say where ur at. Smh. Biggest phony ever

Columbia is a pretty fun town. Went there a few times when I was still young pretending to be a student. The city is where it's at tho. Some of the best BBQ in the world and we have a pretty good party scene. It's mostly rich white kids slumming it but that's everywhere.

hm

Harrisburg pa

pros

hour away from Philly and Bmore
Hershey park 5 min away
night scene is ok with downtown having over 30 bars on 2nd street alone
dece economy, with 6 major hospitals, 4 fairly reputable colleges including local penn state branches.
women are ok ... with tinder tho it really don't matter...if u cant get pussy in 2018 its time to stop trying

cons

eh idk...people get stabbed and shot downtown sometimes I guess that's bad
heroin thriving....but idk if that's not nationwide
we were the state that basically put trump in to office............and were proud of it

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Your town sounds decent but You badly need a vacation. You've been to Vegas I'm sure?

ive not.

my girl wants to go in feb for her bday

seems sad to go tied down but such is life I spose

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A lot of dispensaries...



Same weed in every shop it seems like.

im getting over the flu

on my life do not continue to provoke me

I live in Miami b. No cons cept the criminals

Go. It's better with a woman plus you can convince her into threesome. Tickets are cheap too. Do it.

I lived in Philly for a year. I enjoyed it. I went to harrisburg befpre, don't you guys have the hardware bar? We were there because My flatmate was in the local 520 pipefitter union there. He's from there so we dabbled a bit down town.

Apologies so bad english it's not my native language

Ha yeah we had a few of them here for a while but they all got shutdown

Was dope tho w the barber chair shots an the hoes on the bar

Haha yeah it was a riot, i liked Harrisburg. I went to party at the Community college there too. The one bar i went to the bouncers werent keen on us foreign guys, chicks dig the accent tbh.

I FUCKING LOVE THE WELSH....they know how to get a good pub crawl going.

HACC? was that the college?

an meh bouncers are scumbags anywhere I feel like....just the mentality to want to be one in the first place kindve makes it inevitable imho

we have this new bar tho where hardware used to be and its a speakeasy theme

u walk in and its an old timey barber shop and they ask you for the password....then they turn a bookcase on the wall and it opens up to the bar/club

pretty neat and usually poppin off pretty crazy so its always fun when she turns the book case and u just see people wildin lol

I like it better than Dallas...although I havent been there a good minute. Houston, I like too albeit different reasons. San Antonio is boring for a city that size. Austin has the best women by far out of all. You should visit but there arent alot of black ppl here tbh.

Also note the weather here is usually fair.
During winter rarely gets below 30's.
Dips into 100's during summer a cpl times.
Humid but i cant complain
Traffic is the worst

hold up, you had a girl in September... by the start of January you been clean of chlamydia for three months? so your actual girlfriend had the clap at some point in the early days of your romantic encounter.

post dates don't lie bruh

you dun goofed

im not sure where September came from

we been together since mid oct

which was actually when I found out I had it. literally I was on meds for it the first time we met.

ghonarea is the clap also btw. but yea I wouldn't really care if she did anyways ? it is curable?

I probably gave it to like 3 or 4 other girls tho. I texted atleast 10 girls to tell them they needed to go get tested LOL.

01-09-2018, 09:20 PM

lmao just realised that's an American date

oh I was confused I was like this thread not even that old lmao