@Cimmerian its 16 lines minimum bruh!

Anything more would be filler.

lmao it was just a heads up

i wasn't sure if you had mistakenly copied/pasted the verse was all

im sure @Bags will have no problem with it

dead man vs NYCSPITZ is OPEN FOR VOTES!!!

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=124481

word hes good

EXTENSIONS ALL ROUND BY THE LOOK OF IT, I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'M GIVING YOU ALL LOL!!

YOUVE GOT UNTIL I GET HOME FROM WORK TOMORROW, PROB ABOUT 4PM UK TIME

I MAKE THAT AROUND 18 HOURS FROM NOW!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS GOOD PEOPLE!!!!

So we're just going to act like that didn't happen?

Fine.

Yeah, Bags wrote his own jawn so there it is.

No point in unnecessary drama at this point.

Threads open.

Alright I posted. went over the line limit by a bit but wrote a lot of words. its hard to tell in an offline text editor. idk. shout out pent

commence!

Lol but tell me how u knew

I've been reading Camarac since before he even had a style.

Lol.....was thinking.....who the fuck is gonna believe I wrote this tho



Was alot quicker then I thought tho lmao bravo

lmaoooooooooo I red it & wus lykbags isn't dos smart????? then I redit agrnand was like I'd fucckalTRASH BAGS LOL GET IT LMAO


rhymed 2 much and way too many cliches anyway. ROAD TO SILENCE HEART OJ YOUR SLEBEES
DESRY DEPARTED. SHE DEPARTED FROM ME

MLISTNE HERE BEARDICHIO DONT J FUCKING DARE CUM AT BB WITH BAT WEAK GARBAGE IDC EHO THE FUCK IT IS I SWEAR 2 FUCKA JEHOVA NIGGA

YOU EVER CUM IN BERE DISRESPECTING MAH FUCKA BB GANGSTA I EILL DEMOLISH UR FUCKA SOUL U GOT IT BUB

U THINK U CAN WALTZ IN HER WIT YA FUCKA BEARDIO AND TINKLE LIKE S FUCKA CINDERELLA ASS

NAH NAH FUCK YOU


I WILL FUCKA EAT UR FUCKING BEARD FOR BREAKFAST SHIT IT OUT SND UCK IT IN BUTT^!

TINK BB FOGET BOUT DA FUCKA PARAGRAPH H LEFT ME FEE DAIS AGO? FUCK U BEARD


FUCK


U

@PancakeBrah

This is the beef that will either end the site or renew it with more intense vigor than ever before seen.

About 20-25 lines into my verse. Going to fantasy draft here soon. Will finish in the AM, hungover. Very excited to match up against Richard Corey. I've been reading all of his blog posts. I have some critiques but in general I thought they were fine! Very nervous. Thinking about scrapping this grandiose idea and just WRITERING, man. Straight from the heart. Against such a behemoth, one gets reticent. But I'll do this thing. I hope people like it. I hope I'm not crossing any unspoken boundaries with this paragraph. Would feel sheepish and reclusive if I was. Pharaoh's Army is one of the craziest (legitimately) people in the country. Get help bub. Well thought out response, bb.

I swear to fucking christ bb

Bags why didn't you write about one of your coworkers and have funny lines of dialogue like that one piece I read that made me include you in my list of topicalists just curious will hang up and listen to response.

@PancakeBrah aym

Frank's prediction tricked me and made me i think i was a hood classic

@big baby ok

LMAO. He didn't write his own "jawn." His verse is littered with Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, and B.I.G. lines, just to name a few.

Here, let me drop something:

Call me Ishmael.
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Been scared for most my life, living in a gangsta's paradise
But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep

YEAH, BOYEEEE (while wearing an absurdly large clock).

Oh so we just talk down our opponents' verses now. This isn't the NBL.

Lol I'm not even sure if ur really serious?


I thought that it was painfully obv that I was purposefully paying homage to INCREDIBLY well known 90s rap songs


Lol thanks for taking 3 min to write that 12 line masterpiece tho u fucking hack aha


IT WAS SWEAT STICKY SODA COCA COLA
CANCER WAS A COBRA
NOW AUTUMN WAS OVER


Lol suck a fuckin dick u corny fagit

How am I talking down an opponent's verse when his verse isn't his?

Was the verse you bit before paying homage too?

"Can't write another line, my verse is fucking air tight. I DARE YOU TO ADD ONE SINGLE WORD, LET ALONE ONE LINE, AND NOT UPSET THE PERFECT BALANCE OF EMOTION AND PATHOS I HAVE CREATED! BETTER YET; THE NUMBER OF SPACES I USED BETWEEN THE BEGINNING AND END OF MY VERSE IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT AMOUNT TO LET MY POINT BREATHE. HEMINGWAY HIMSELF WOULD FAIL TO BE AS PRAGMATIC AND CONCISE. THIS VERSE IS THE NUT OF THE UNIVERSE. INDEED, THE CENTER. COMPOUNDED BY THE VASTNESS OF THE COSMOS, PERFECTLY FORMED. WITHOUT A MOLECULE DISPLACED. I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT OF ANY LINES, WRITTEN BY ANY ONE ELSE (TEXTCEE, NOVELIST, POET) TO BE WRITTEN.

~FIN"

Lol this is real. LOL I am thoroughly amused.

LMAO


Naw...can't be srs.

Lol I'm fuckin gone yo

That was dope.

Fuckin detective dickhead here

WHAT'S THIS...HE'S BITING! SUM1 SAID SO I SAW IT CERTAIN SAID HE'S BJTING.....BUT....WHAT DID HE BJTE.....HMM....LET'S SEE.....HE SAID IT FEELS LIKE THE 90S......CLUE 1!!! WHAT'S THIS!?!? THE VERY FIRST LINE IS FROM 90S STAPLE HIP HOP DUO MOBB DEEP!!!!! FUCKING AHA! I GOT U RIGHT WHERE I WANT U NOW BAGS!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! TO THE CHAT THREAD! BUT I WORKED UP A SWEET STICKY COCA COLA SWEAT DOING ALL THAT DETECTING........VIRGINIA BEEPER COBRA CLUTCH SLEEPER CANCER CRUSH WEINER....WINTER IS HERE....WINTER IS GONE .....THE ROADS MELTING ...PAINT BRUSH! SLEEP.

LMAO. Love you, Bags. Even though you look like a Neanderthal. Still love you.

Ahhh come here u ole jewy bald fagot. Give uncle bags a hug.

lol this is fun everyone is aw shucks now lol

i legit thought bags had turned gay when i read his first verse. apparently it wasn't his.

@Lars @Diablo how long do i have?

i guess I've got to give you until 12pm American time

this seriously throws off my timescale for next weeks battles though TBH

Voting on everything later today.

do it later than 12, we also have multiple time zones

sucked thx

pls

thx

fucka

I'll vote

@Certain @Witty I need you on red-alert as replacements yo!

I'm pretty lenient with the rules and times to be honest, as long as your verse is up by the time I wake tomorrow you're good but it does fuck with my pre-planned schedule of checkins/verses/votes/threads closed/new threads up tbh

I can write tomorrow.