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Is faggit and proud
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Has never met a girl... Or woman unless she goes by mom
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HAS JAY Z FUCK DOLL
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HAS A MOM BUT SHE IS A ROCK IN VENEZUELA
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DAD IS THE LOBSTER FROM THE MERMAID MOVIE YOU KNOW THE ONE
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Aesop is his God
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HE DOES LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER ROCK ACTUALLY
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IS ONLY MAKING COMMENTS BASED ON MINE IS A CAPS LOCK BITER
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pancakes are made with spoiled milk swag
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CAN'T RELATE TO OTHER OLD PEOPLE BECAUSE OTHER OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT CHILDREN
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HAS A GENERALLY NICE DEMEANOR IN REAL LIFE AND IS SOMEONE YOU CAN DEPEND ON
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Bites more, wishes it was quality food
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OWNS DROVE A CAB BUT SOLD DRUGS OUT OF THE CAB WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT THREW A LOBSTER
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Wants to spot u in the gym so u can spot him for some money
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Took drugs from a cab driver
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HAS A KEEN EAR FOR HIGH QUALITY TAMBOURINE WORK
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Is now alone at motel
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DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD QUOTE
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IS ALWAYS ALONE IN HIS HEART WHICH IS SOON TO EXPLODE
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Bench presses his back against the wall when the bills are due
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ONCE WAS A SENATORIAL AIDE TO A COLUMBIAN FISHMONGER
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Air quotes is his thing
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Once caught a fish and had food for a week
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LIFE IS ACTUALLY JUST HIS MIND
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HAS AN EARNEST SOUL AND A HEALTHY RESPECT FOR CHARITY
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ONCE SAW THE WORD COLLEGE
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Thinks HD is a hot dog vendor man pic on PC screen
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CURRENTLY TEXTING INNOVATOR FOR FRIENDSHIP DELIVERY
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Never seen passed minimum wage
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GoesS to work in a bus
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WATCHES BASEBALL UNIRONCIALLY AS A HISPANIC
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THINKS WORLD IS FLAT AND ENTIRE CONTINENT IS CALLED MIAMI
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WAS BORNE ONTO THIS COUNTRY VIA FRUIT BAT
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Sometimes hitchhikes home after work
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Never left his town
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LIKES JAMBA JUICE THINKS IT IS A DANCE
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What's a city?
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SUPPORTS TRUMP
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CAN'T VOTE
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Drinks rubbing alcohol for a buzz
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