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Diode 04-27-2016 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wear Shhh (Post 581709)
On second thought you'd prob beat the shit outta Jilti

https://media.giphy.com/media/EKokJNIw4Ve3m/giphy.gif

jilti 04-27-2016 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wear Shhh (Post 581697)
I don't think you wanna see Jilti wit the hands forreal

This^


But i'll use an ankle choke on him, for embarrassment purposes (where i choke him out using my ankle)

Diode 04-27-2016 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581712)
This^


But i'll use an ankle choke on him, for embarrassment purposes (where i choke him out using my ankle)

in which this clwon doesn't even know what a gogoplata is

SHECK WES 04-27-2016 06:29 PM

@Diode on that note you wanna give me my band ip's back?

And remove the 1 redirect

jilti 04-27-2016 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 581714)
in which this clwon doesn't even know what a gogoplata is

A gogo is where u choke someone using your shin bone while pressing down on their head in a triangle type position

Aero 04-27-2016 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581724)
A gogo is where u choke someone using your shin bone while pressing down on their head in a triangle type position


What sites you from cuh

Razah 04-27-2016 07:42 PM

http://22dakika.org/wp-content/uploa...il_saitama.png

Useless 04-27-2016 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wear Shhh (Post 581603)
Never even spoke to a chick

Always wanted to see what the fuss was about

Fixed

oats 04-27-2016 10:14 PM

you don't need to be in a triangle position to hit a gogo @jilti

ill nik-A 04-27-2016 10:28 PM

This thread keeps giving

Sailtahjffjhv is still a faggot

jilti 04-27-2016 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero (Post 581729)
What sites you from cuh

I started here.

jilti 04-27-2016 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 581818)
you don't need to be in a triangle position to hit a gogo @jilti

I wrote triangle like position. I can hit a gogo from an arm bar

Diode 04-28-2016 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581837)
I wrote triangle like position. I can hit a gogo from an arm bar

you're hilarious.

i look forward to your next donkey guard video.

jilti 04-28-2016 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 581843)
you're hilarious.

i look forward to your next donkey guard video.

U wouldnt survive my rubber guard. I'd make u submit quicker than u can press that button to reply

Diode 04-28-2016 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581845)
U wouldnt survive my rubber guard. I'd make u submit quicker than u can press that button to reply

oh god and you're a 10th planet nerd too?

hilarious

you still haven't posted proof of anything other than your penchant for googling stuff

i've posted pics with leozinho, galvao, and even bourdain.

jilti 04-28-2016 01:02 AM

If your ever in the area of torrance, ca.
call 310-697-8090
and ask for Alexandre Novaes to get a free training pass

19800 Hawthorne Blvd.. ufc gym

Diode 04-28-2016 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581854)
If your ever in the area of torrance, ca.
call 310-697-8090
and ask for Alexandre Novaes to get a free training pass

19800 Hawthorne Blvd.. ufc gym

a) oh god, a ufc gym
b) you aren't alexandre
c) if i'm ever in torrance, i'm going to say hi to my first instructor, ica medina, not dropping in at a ufc gym

so again, google master, post proof of who you are and your rank or stfu.

jilti 04-28-2016 01:28 AM

Lol i am not alexandre.


I am a purple belt under David Telfer

oats 04-28-2016 02:07 AM

@jilti you reek of bullshit tbh. answer me this - describe how to pass guard into a reverse chicken wing. if you're a purple belt should be easy to explain

Saitama 04-28-2016 02:24 AM

I took karate lessons at the YMCA back in tha day..

sral 04-28-2016 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Batty (Post 581653)
zelph is little bro status for me.

he might get on your nerves or shit himself sometimes, but at the end of the day, he's fam & you genuinely still love him.

i can live with this

uh-oh 04-28-2016 06:57 AM

zelph is easy top 3 boarder of the past yearish

the fact you all disagree contributes to the lack of quality in the discussion forum

Ghost1 04-28-2016 07:44 AM

Ur 1 missed paycheck away from being a homeless maniac

No1 gives a fuck wat u think

uh-oh 04-28-2016 07:47 AM

2 missed paychecks

GET IT RIGHT

Ghost1 04-28-2016 09:26 AM

End this baseless pro zelph campaign or u will regret it.

jilti 04-28-2016 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 581873)
zelph is easy top 3 boarder of the past yearish

the fact you all disagree contributes to the lack of quality in the discussion forum


Batty 04-28-2016 10:04 AM

I watched a interview a while back where Jon Jones (UFC Lebron) referred to Bruce Lee as THE KARATE GUY.

The top guy in UFC doesn't know the difference between Japan and China?

Wish he would've Googled.

jilti 04-28-2016 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 581862)
@jilti you reek of bullshit tbh. answer me this - describe how to pass guard into a reverse chicken wing. if you're a purple belt should be easy to explain

Lol stick to writing ur little columns on mma instead of making accusations about people who actually practice it.
btw there are different ways to pass guard into a chickenwing. Depends whether its with a gi or without. Can be locked in from the side, behind or standing up. The latter is more so self defense training

oats 04-28-2016 10:22 AM

@jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

jilti 04-28-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 581921)
@jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

You can pass guard into side control and lock in a chickenwing using the opponents gi to wrap their outside arm. Jiu jitsu 101

oats 04-28-2016 10:30 AM

nice dodge, but I said "pass guard INTO" (an imaginary move), not "pass to side mount and work for" (an imaginary move).

just throw that pic up man.

jilti 04-28-2016 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 581927)
nice dodge, but I said "pass guard INTO" (an imaginary move), not "pass to side mount and work for" (an imaginary move).

just throw that pic up man.

I posted a pic a while ago for a pic battle vs destroyer.

Also any lock applied from a transition of passing guard has to be "worked for"

Destroyer 04-28-2016 10:46 AM

don't lie
we never pic battled

Diode 04-28-2016 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quaker oats (Post 581921)
@jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

Lol it was driving me nuts all last night to not correct you to Kimura or Americana (depending) but I realized/hoped this is what you were doing

Watch him now claim to be a sambo guy

jilti 04-28-2016 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 581930)
don't lie
we never pic battled

Lol cuz that pic wasnt good enough for u and u chickened out

Diode 04-28-2016 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581860)
Lol i am not alexandre.


I am a purple belt under David Telfer

You're in luck, David's been very active in BJJ social media since launching his Gi brand. Let's see if he remembers you. You do know he left Robot , right? Of course you do.

jilti 04-28-2016 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 581931)
Lol it was driving me nuts all last night to not correct you to Kimura or Americana (depending) but I realized/hoped this is what you were doing

Watch him now claim to be a sambo guy

Ive always wanted to get into sambo since watching fedor emilianeko but never delved into that art

jilti 04-28-2016 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 581934)
You're in luck, David's been very active in BJJ social media since launching his Gi brand. Let's see if he remembers you. You do know he left Robot , right? Of course you do.

Wait.. Wait.. Let me google that..


Bitch ass niggas

Diode 04-28-2016 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jilti (Post 581943)
Wait.. Wait.. Let me google that..


Bitch ass niggas

lol you don't even r/bjj

wow

SHECK WES 04-28-2016 11:22 AM

Lmaooooooo


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