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Hush 03-06-2016 06:54 PM

I look over to my surly dark elf companion. "Surely we have time for a quick cup of grog" as I nod towards the tavern.

Orc 03-06-2016 06:59 PM

"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

Sharp 03-06-2016 07:17 PM

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

Orc 03-06-2016 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 571797)
Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 571797)
Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

He swung at you brio

Hush 03-06-2016 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 571801)
Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.


Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

Orc 03-06-2016 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 571810)
Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.


Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

Hahahaha I didn't mean to be that dude begging for the aux wire

veritas 03-06-2016 08:05 PM

The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.

Sharp 03-06-2016 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571804)
He swung at you brio

Word

Entering combat

@Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 571791)
"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

A drunk old man runs out flailing his arms every which way screaming about a tiny barbarian taking the home base and knocks you both over. As you get up the generals assistant comes waddling down the street bright red. "You're late! He's waiting and not for much longer freaks!"....

What do you do?

And yes Orc the dungeon master leads the story but I appreciate yalls efforts

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim (Post 571818)
The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.


Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

Mr. J 03-06-2016 08:34 PM

My character casts 'Ember' boiling a pot of water

veritas 03-06-2016 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571823)
Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

ill nik-A 03-06-2016 08:40 PM

Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

Mr. J 03-06-2016 08:47 PM

My character casts 'Confuse'

Hush 03-06-2016 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 571830)
Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

This loled me

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim (Post 571828)
He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

My Dad runs Garmoll! Just get me there safely and he'll pay you handsomely!

El Muffin 03-06-2016 09:31 PM

Lol

Make it good if you will

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 571821)
Word

Entering combat

@Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

You poke at the man and hit

You hit at 7 AP and he is now at 24 HP

His counter strikes and does 7 AP

You now have 17 HP

What do you do next?

Sharp 03-06-2016 09:37 PM

I know how I look but tbr I have never played one of these games

What are my options

I send out Pikachu

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 571850)
I know how I look but tbr I have never played one of these games

What are my options

I send out Pikachu

You could keep fighting or flee to wherever. Could run towards witty or just bounce

Might not succeed in fleeing might die in battle

Your call bro you got yourself in this tussle

Hush 03-06-2016 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571822)
A drunk old man runs out flailing his arms every which way screaming about a tiny barbarian taking the home base and knocks you both over. As you get up the generals assistant comes waddling down the street bright red. "You're late! He's waiting and not for much longer freaks!"....

What do you do?

And yes Orc the dungeon master leads the story but I appreciate yalls efforts

No man may rush the lord of decay . We will hear more of this tiny barbarian

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 571847)
Lol

Make it good if you will

K but no more groups til you meet one

4ever alone

Darinoc Bloodbreather
Race: Orc
Class: Warrior
Level: 4
AP: 4
DP: 4
HP: 28
Weapons: iron schimatar +3 AP
Armor: worn iron gauntlets, cuirass and boots +5 DP

You're just arriving at Port Jorl. Now that the war back home is over you've decided to come to the melting pot for work, hoping your battle tested skills can make you some steady coin. Or maybe you'll just enjoy the culture and find other ways to make your way.

Another fella on the boat nods your way. "What brings ya?"

veritas 03-06-2016 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571845)
My Dad runs Garmoll! Just get me there safely and he'll pay you handsomely!

A bolt of lightening flashed across the stormy sky highlighting the fear in his eyes. Something else too.

*a liars eyes* Harris said.

*yes* I agreed. At any rate, do you think I would he fool ebough to go to him and say that I could have killed his foolish son? And why would he be fool ebough to be wandering out here in such a storm?*

The blade passed across his neck and sprayed arterial blood.

I reached down and saw his ring. Took it.


Harris and I decided to head to Garmoll and kill his family before they could kill us.

Sharp 03-06-2016 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571851)
You could keep fighting or flee to wherever. Could run towards witty or just bounce

Might not succeed in fleeing might die in battle

Your call bro you got yourself in this tussle

Knuck

If there's one skill I have its avoiding combat

I'm gonna run towards witty

SHECK WES 03-06-2016 11:10 PM

Accepting group offers

Don't all ask at once tho

Rashard Mendenhall

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 571862)
Knuck

If there's one skill I have its avoiding combat

I'm gonna run towards witty

Your flee is successful

As you run you can either grab Witty away from the situation to help or flee with you, or knock over the maiden and throw him his hammer, leaving him to fight solo for a turn

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wear Shhh (Post 571866)
Accepting group offers

Don't all ask at once tho

Rashard Mendenhall

You're in a jail cell which was me being nice getting you involved

One more freepost trying to not be a cleft lip goblin and you will get mauled by a rat in your cell

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim (Post 571858)
A bolt of lightening flashed across the stormy sky highlighting the fear in his eyes. Something else too.

*a liars eyes* Harris said.

*yes* I agreed. At any rate, do you think I would he fool ebough to go to him and say that I could have killed his foolish son? And why would he be fool ebough to be wandering out here in such a storm?*

The blade passed across his neck and sprayed arterial blood.

I reached down and saw his ring. Took it.


Harris and I decided to head to Garmoll and kill his family before they could kill us.

Harris is inspecting the ring as you approach Garmoll.. when he suddenly realizes it has the insignia of the Lama Family, the area's wealthiest and most respected business units.

"How are we going to go about this, pal?"

SHECK WES 03-06-2016 11:35 PM

"Tsssssss tssssssss!!!!!"


Is I doing it right now mastah?

~RustyGunZ~ 03-06-2016 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 571854)
No man may rush the lord of decay . We will hear more of this tiny barbarian

You grab the man and he bites your arm taking 1 HP

"HAHAHAHA FOR GHAROD!!! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!"

He runs into an alley stumbling into almost everything in his path

You hear the screams of a woman inside of the tavern as you step to chase after the lunatic..

What do you do?

Split Eight 03-07-2016 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571753)
Ralik Fornsir
Race: Elf
Class: Warrior
Level: 5
AP: 6
DP: 4
HP: 26
Weapons: Oak baton +2 AP, Eleven crossbow +5 AP (10 bolts)
Armor: full leather guard uniform +6 DP



Cleftak Clumbskirt
Race: Goblin
Class: Rogue
Level: 2
AP: 1
DP: 2
HP: 11
Weapons: none
Armor: cloth rags +0 DP


Ralik sits heavy eyed as he approaches his 6th hour of the days shift. What's taking Kolla so long to get me a god Damn break? You hear some rocks getting brushed around over in one of the cells. You look at the creature behind the bars as it gives you a dead glare and whistles at you with its mouth closed.

What do you do?

I wield my oak baton and approach the cell. Fully erect

~RustyGunZ~ 03-07-2016 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Dog (Post 571878)
I wield my oak baton and approach the cell. Fully erect

The goblin whispers, still mouth shut, about a really cool touch football game he needs to get to at the Port. Let him out and he'll let you tag along and finger his wench.

Witty 03-07-2016 03:24 AM

I wake from a coma like state of unconciousness...cuz that's what I just did irl.

sral 03-07-2016 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571872)
Harris is inspecting the ring as you approach Garmoll.. when he suddenly realizes it has the insignia of the Lama Family, the area's wealthiest and most respected business units.

"How are we going to go about this, pal?"

I don't tell Veritas that I've seen the insignia on the coin and so he believes my question was just about our approach to Garmoll.

I keep the news to myself and carry on walking with him into the city, with Veritas unaware of the treasures we may yet find...

Sharp 03-07-2016 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 571891)
I wake from a coma like state of unconciousness...cuz that's what I just did irl.

Hey

I just knocked over the barmaid and tossed you the hammer

Get ready to fuck up some dude who keeps talking about trees

I'ma join you in a turn unless you run

@Knucklehead

sral 03-07-2016 09:50 AM

lmao @ my character having a furry hat with +0DP

also JUST NOTICED MUFF IS IN THE SAME AREA AS HUSH/ORC

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Orc 03-07-2016 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 571874)
You grab the man and he bites your arm taking 1 HP

"HAHAHAHA FOR GHAROD!!! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!"

He runs into an alley stumbling into almost everything in his path

You hear the screams of a woman inside of the tavern as you step to chase after the lunatic..

What do you do?

We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern. We must catch this man.

veritas 03-07-2016 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 571942)
We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern.

What kind of rogue leader are you, my irish brother? smh. You rape them and make them feed you grapes.

Orc 03-07-2016 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim (Post 571948)
What kind of rogue leader are you, my irish brother? smh. You rape them and make them feed you grapes.

Women line my bed at night. The day is a time for action. There are more pressing matters at hand, sir


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