she sounds like she likes pencil dicks

The 2ND lmao

Not saying like its something to be proud of I jus thought I'd correct u

SMH

I put in work, boy

Don't talk crazy when u bagging sea manatees my nigga ijs

I got a job in an auto parts warehouse just off Flower Street. The manager was a tall ugly man with no ass. He always told me whenever he fucked his wife the night before.

“I fucked my wife last night. Get that Williams Brothers order first.”
“We’re out of K-3 flanges.”
“Backorder them.”
I stamped “B.O.” on the packing slip and invoice.
“I fucked my wife last night.”
I taped up the William Brothers box, labelled it, weighed it, and affixed the necessary postage.
“It was pretty good too.”
He had a sandy mustache, sandy hair and no ass.
“She pissed when she finished.”

Oh okay

Saul good! So what happened with the last one to make him so leary?

Nah he bounced n left her after she put him on

She paid for all his music equipment n etc nigga came up n started cheating on her w/ another artist. Not going to lie she's bad af but still ..he wasn't in it for both of them

He's a techno dude in the Nashville scene

A black techno dude in nashville!?

Yeah I know

I've seen the vids

I was skeptical but apparently house music is huge in Nashville

N the chick is Vanessa something


I'd ask ol girl what exactly but then she'd be like what do u need to know for ...no bs she's already up my ass wondering what I'm posting right fucking now

Lol she saw the lime folks ..that's all tho

Muff you do know they lynch fagots in Montana?

Be careful bro I fear for your well being

U the biggest fagot on this site

Well let's look at the facts tho.


I'm never had semen in my eye so........

Haha

Neither have i

Lol you sheep as bitch bandwagoning my karaoke beef and then switching to taking his word with no proof

My girl is beautiful and intelligent

Yours is a mudshark hick with daddy issues

Wait what

I been had problems w/ karaoke coz he always talked shit w/out showing a pic/proof of anything

But that race shit he chimed in on?.. was real shit n I agreed w/ what he was getting at


If that's bandwagoning..then guilty as charged


BTW stop kidding yourself . Ur bitch look like Han Solo w/ a Farrah Fawcett blowout u trollfaced fagoot

Post that pic lol

Cut urself out of it tho. I'd rather not see a grown Red Herring w/ a face that looks like its perpetually having a landslide


Funny u bring up kara tho

U see that nigga in ur sleep

Lurking in ur closet looking like a kimbo slice lite



"settttthhhhhh"

Haha shut up ya fgt

Muff go ahead an take off guy

I'll clean up here

Thanks

Lol u look more like a warthog than Dia tho?

Maybe more pathetic and obsessed even

Sheesh never thought of it that way

Bruh just quit it

What am I obsessed about? Lmao

Don't draw parallels between me and some net persona teyna deflect the fact that you look like a hillbilly samwise gamgee nigga foh

Bruh u monstrous cease the talk immediately

Aight pz

do you actually think you're attractive to women?

remember when you posted your pic vs hushs on a senior citizen homegoods forum with a pic of his face and one of your blurry eyebrows and phone in front of your face and the old ladies called u a fagot

remember when you ate semen

remember when you literally got clowned off the site. like not banned, got clowned. you left on pure emotion.

you're a sad excuse for a human

call me a masa now or pay the price

@sraL if no one does anything I'm going to buy some shirts

And have my kids paint the lime on them.

The real question is do YOU think ur attractive to women

I know I am squirt

Hush story fabricated blah blah

I left /made a thread saying I didn't want to battle here until what I "deemed "as nonsense stopped

In retrospect I smh because I think it would have been alright had I not cared so much. Snowballed from there .





I have no intentions to do this w/ u

Divert ur attn elsewhere

But ay u kill me w/ this remember this remember that ..of which half the shot u said u made up like the lying fraud u are butttt
I remember when karaoke made u look like a straight bitch. Oh how quickly u started exchanging pleasantries when u started feeling threatened. Vaguely mentioning the authorities. Suddenly stopped saying nigger. See how the remember game works?

Go stick dick to that beast u call ur spouse . I got shit to do

P.s I tried to edit this in by I'm getting some remedial ass connection right now

Buttt

Cease the nonsense about looks. Nigga u know what's good.

Not a fight you of all people want to be fighting


Dawg I got plenty of pics of my bitch n I ain't afraid to show Em

U keeping that sea manatee under wraps. I peep the conservation efforts u extra from wicked tuna looking ass nigga

N keep posting daily too

Lol but I'm obsessed

Log off

Sheesh

You been here half as long as me and never modded having to make hundreds of battle threads and have more post than me

Lol @ keep posting everyday

I'm not saying I'm some handsome model bro I'm just saying you are in fact ugly as sin

Okay post a pic of her

You talk a lot but never seem to deliver

can i get a pic of Muff and his girl in the same pic please?

I talk alot?

Fgt I'm rarely here

Anyways I've posted pics of her here and many more on rb

Bags has asshots in his pm box

And now orc over here doubting lol. Hilarious

Please let me know what I can do to make u think otherwise ..because I care lmao?

Foh I'm 30 yrs old who the fuck post pics of women they don't know?

Jesus

Grow up.

Love you muff

Yknow I fuck w/ u

<3

But @Orc

http://s1045.photobucket.com/user/dl...]=1&sort=1&o=1


I censored it lol coz I needed to shave

But I'm not on no lying shit

Keep in mind I've told u all of the struggles I went through..if I'm honest about that why would I conjure up some lameass story about a female. Would be cringgewkrthy .

Plus I've been raving about her for months now .posting shit no-one wants to read about
@Useless

http://rs1045.pbsrc.com/albums/b455/...h=480&fit=clip

http://rs1045.pbsrc.com/albums/b455/...h=480&fit=clip

http://rs1045.pbsrc.com/albums/b455/...h=480&fit=clip

Knuck BTW I never seen ur girl lol. Chill . I just started naming sea creatures

And here's the asshot I shot bags coz niggas were like yo she's prolly fat tho

http://rs1045.pbsrc.com/albums/b455/...h=480&fit=clip

I wasn't doubting you I was curious lol and the pic with u and her I can't see bro

Yeah I know . I cut it off lol nigga was haggard

Imagining not shaving for a cop days ..waking up n ur bitch insists on taking a picture. Sleep in ur eyes. Everything

Lol ull keep it but won't aggressively show it to others yknow?

So you will show us a picture of your girlfriend's bare ass but you won't show us a picture of yourself looking slightly ruffled? And no one even asked for the bare ass photo?

LMAO. Certain why u do dis alwayz

I have no explanation for the errant asshot other than I grabbed the ones I posted on rb. Who in fact asked for the asshot

Apologies . But w.e continue casting judgement . Idc

Shit just realized I cuda grabbed dem from my visi msgs

That's a pic of muffs ass an a pic of his mom

This is fucking absurd

Lmaooooooo

Lol

lmao what the fuck is going on in here?

also, you call that an ass @Muff ?

pass the sugar and lemon for that pancake bruh.. that ain't no ass looooool

Itt: lars don't know what nice booty be.

Itt: Muff posts imaginary relationship.

He may be in a relationship....but...this is not it.

Oh sweet Lime and your mysterious ways.

Don't put pics of your girls ass on here Muff.

Respect her more than that.