Pink slip battle time...

No dick riding. No crew votes

this def some faggot zelph shit.

set it up

Name all 10 senses.

Now.

Go.

Only those who listen carefully and withstand the test of time will be worthy of knowing such things.

No.

Tell me.

Im not sure whats going on here but i think i have a hemorrhoid on my butthole. Its high tho. Like its at the top of my butthole and outside. I pictured a hemorrhoid being like your butthole falling out. This isnt that. Its like a bump on the outermost edge at the top of the ring. I hope its just an ingrown butthole hair. Im too embarassed about it to get it looked at so i hope it just goes away. If not im gonna live with a painful butthole forever.

Welcome to netcees

Da god saving threads since time immemorial

Get some cream. Or get a hot female doctor and hope her hands stray to your penis.

I say this because I went to a shrink today and she is EXTREMELY hot, and I can't stop thinking about fucking her, black hair, blue eyes, the stereotypical Galway girl (look up the song) it's killing me man, I think I'm going to seduce her.

Give it a shot brother

Im going to order preparation H online so i dont have to bring it up embarrassingly to the hot black haired blue eyed chick at the register of a cvs drug store

I can't because I have a pregant gf and that would make me an awful person.

@10 Senses

For real, welcome to NC

Just have a sense of humor and an open mind and you'll be fine. Where you from? You do any rapping/writing/production?

Stop being nice.

That is my job.

I didn't know this was me

Shit my bad

Sense you can relay any personal connection inquiries to witty

I have hemroids so bad I shit blood

Go with the ointment. The cream is worthless.

@Bags too bad it didn't crawl inside and eat your colon

Yea...that is too bad. A REAL FUCKING SHAME. FUCKING DICK HEAD MOTHERFUCKER. seriously tho I let a 300lb Hawaiin finger fuck my asshole while I jerked off onto a purple 2 dollar salvation army women's peacoat w three 3 fingers an each one is that size of ur wrist. Now I just lie awake at nite an think of how things used to be.

Nothing has ever been in my butthole, I have an inherent fear of it for some reason, like it makes me feel uncomfortable even typing this.

Do u tho.

My Granny is sick, her ribcage is crushing her lungs, gonna go to see her tomorrow, bit of a road trip but worth it.

Jk hope she dies.

Nah rly tho I don't lmao I need to find the line.

Jk fuck that bitch.

Nah but for real, she's amazing.

Does sometimes it show a black thread title like there was a new post but it was just you? Does that for me, that's why I'm posting this.

Bags you got inner ones? I read the inner ones give the shit in the blood

I google image searched hemorrhoids and after throwing up everywhere i tried taking a pic of my butthole so i could compare and contrast. Basically hemorrhoids on google look like pink socks in porn. Like a sloppy blown out asshole. Mine is like a little bubble like maybe the size of an eraser probably smaller. More like a q tip but its flesh colored not pink/meat colored.

Bastard hurts tho i just took a shit and the shitting doesnt hurt but the wiping is difficult. Had to soak the TP and then dab it dry

Im falling apart bros

Uh oh if it makes you feel better I once grew another asshole.

Literally. It was a cist with a volcano peak

Yea mine is like the pink sock pretty much just a bunch of inner ones hanging out depending on the day or if I used prep h.....on a good day they stay in me ....my butt git meat flaps at this point tho. Literally just an awful war zone back there. Urs sounds different from mine.

Dudes better wish my granny well or else.

Lmao lold irl at I hope she dies. Smh lmao.

Lmao she's the best person ever tho.

Also a little bit racist.

Sending my prayers to wittys irish grandma. I dont pray but i wish her well.

And yea bags that sounds horrific. Im relieved to hear it and jealous that you upstaged me.

This thing hurts tho, even getting in and out of cars at work, anytime i crouch or sit down. Which is 24/7 basically.

I had an ingrown hair somewhere deep in my belly button literally last week. My belly button hurt. I was like wtf and i could sort of feel a knot in it. I thought it was a spider bite or something. But i woke up one morning and my belly button was slimy and there was like dried boogers in my belly button hair. It was gross. But im guessing the ingrown hair burst i probably scratched at it sleeping.

Hoping my body is just producing ingrown hairs now and not aids PUSTULES

Sup bodey

Dead @ sup bodey

Yea mine don't hurt like that. Safe bets on aids postules. Get w the winner @Bodey ... uh oh not long for this world

Uhoh. It's not hemorrhoids

You are growing a fucking tail...

Word that would be dope

Turns out it was an ingrown hair. All is right in the world

Don't worry....we will see u in a few years.