hope you get Aurora'd on your sixth time watching in theatres you fuckin faggot

@Destroyer

U look like one of the students from the movie "187"

right back at u alias scum

THE MORE I THINK ON IT, THE MORE THIS MOVIE SUCKED. AND WITH MY LOVE OF THE ORIGINALS IT MADE IT SUCK EVEN MORE.

YOUR MOVE NEW STAR TREK.

your troll game is worse than the prequels

Prolly won't see it

Is this addressed to me?

who else?

hush, you have permission to sleep on everything but when behind the wheel...

The four flaws that I still am thinking about (extreme nerd post about to happen in this thread), in reverse order:

4. Han Solo never used Chewbacca's bowcaster.

This struck me as odd right away, and I'm glad someone brought it up here. But whatever. It was trivial.

3. Kylo Ren's power.

This one may be explicable if you ascribe to the importance of focus when using the Force, though that still does not explain why he was using the Force at Darth Sidious levels. But it contributes to a larger issue that the First Order is not nearly as threatening as the Empire, Snoke is not nearly as threatening as Emperor Palpatine and Kylo Ren is not nearly as threatening as Darth Vader. The bad guys are going to have to seriously up the ante in the next one.

2. Rey.

She probably is Luke's daughter. Get ready for that predictable twist. And that makes her entire plot line in this movie very contrived. You're telling me Luke Skywalker's daughter just happens to be an immensely Force-sensitive poor girl on the exact planet where BB-8 gets lost while holding a piece of a map to Luke Skywalker? You could argue the Force drew her to BB-8 since it works in mysterious ways, but that still seems like a pretty major contrivance. Other elements of her power do manifest themselves before she realizes she has the Force —for instance, she's a great fighter and pilot. I don't mind her having such a complete "awakening" and being able to use the Force so early on because we obviously are to interpret her as an enormously powerful future Jedi. But I do hope they avoid making her Rey Skywalker. We don't need that.

1. Finn's transformation.

God, this one is getting to me more and more. They brushed his turn from stormtrooper to resistance leader off as though it were nothing for him. If we are to believe that stormtroopers now are kidnapped at birth and trained for their whole lives to serve the First Order, why is Finn so charismatic? How would he have developed such an interesting personality? Furthermore, if stormtroopers are slaves and also the people Finn grew up with, why is he so OK with murdering them? In his very first battle, he kills stormtroopers with no hesitation. Wasn't murder the reason he was running?

With all of that said, it still was a very good movie. And there still is plenty of time —at least two more movies with this cast —to resolve three of those issues. I am looking forward to the next one.

How do want me to make you feel tonight?

You already know. There's not really much difference between the 2 now. Everybody is an over the top action star now and Lens flares

sexy @Veritas

Lol

Ok. Put your wife on the phone. I will coach her. Fair?

HIGHLY ILLOGICAL.

Han used a light saber

Also, Rey is Luke's daughter

Peeped in 3d
Han solo son is a whore though. Anyone else notice that but me? Stay getting chumped

Nostalgic to say the least. I was hype way more than expected during movie

Oh.. and. It was when she touched the sabre and got the visions. Thats when the force took over. She got a pep talk from pink whooopi goldberg and when she had no other choice.. she tried it and it worked. U have to remember. Even solo son said the force was strong with her before she even knew it. He jive tipped her off and she ki d of followed suit and did what he performed on her rite bak. Yea.. to me more training is necessary to defeat an already trained dark side jedi.. so that was ki d of meh. But it was still dope

Also.. i gotta admit. I was really confused aboug who vader/solo son was. Didnt even know solo had a son and thought itg was just a new vader mask. Espescially was like wtf when the original vader mask was shown while solo son was asking it for guidance i was like yo.. wtf is going on. This guy isnt vader? So i finally realized after thinking vader was solo son that i was so fuckibg wrong. Solo son and vader were two diff peeps. Its just crazy to me how the whole relationship thing worked out.. lume is vader son. Solo is lume bestvfriend. Solo son is vader prodigy.. and luke daughter is now his lifelong enemy ( solo son ). Fuckjbg crazy twist of events imo. Obviously i have to go back and watvh the 70-80s movies over to see whT the fuck i cant remember and how i lost ao muvh info over the years. The newer three to me are meaningless. But i will be watvhing them also cause dug force awakens so much. Just glad thT they killed harrison off. Cause he looking old as fuck and aint got many movie appearances left in him. At least luke lookin youbg enough to be in a few more and train his daughter before they kill him off.

#dirtreviews

Han cut a dead space goat up with a lightsaber, he didn't cut Darth Maul in half lolololol.

Ijs anyone who is a friend of the force even if not a Jedi seems to be able to use one

I'm sure an average nigga could light a Newport with a lightsaber, I'm just saying this Ren dude is clearly trained and shouldn't be getting schooled by newbs lol.

Don't sweat him Roy, it's just the steak of loneliness talking.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/33-questions-...-wa-1748953034

everything answered for the most part.

Just seen it. Was awful

3 pages of Roy an veritas, cringe.

Your mother hates you.

lol if flo real hated it it's safe to say it was spectacular
dude is the legit worst voter on here

Let's go back to anthony throwing shade....Anthony will you apologize?

yea thats the one part that made me go wtf tbh.

almost ruined me liking the whole movie, till the end....that made up for it.

Fr???How you gone do your boy like that tho, Bagsworth

I saw you was one of the xwing pilots in this jump, so imma let you make it tho.

Repped.

I like u batty. On ur own. Veritas...on his own can be good also....

But u know when u mix to really awesome things.... (well...when u mix an acne riddled man child w a bald trekkie in this case) and things just don't work out as well as ud of originally assumed?

Nahmean?

apologize to your elders.

I can not argue with this.

Me and V were in a psychology meeting once and ate all of the donuts. True story.

The cat ladies were mad pissed. Ole sassy tye duck like no they didnt.

At any rate.....Anthony yoy need to apologize for your hurtful words. Not because they hurt us, but because they shamed you.

i found this on my computer Anthony. Thought I would share bro


Anthony Colavito, aged 29 years old had finally realized it. He was going to die. His death would not be heroic, or meteoric, nay even memorable. Anthony knew he would die alone, miserable and afraid. This epiphany was realized as Anthony pushed his 2001 brown Pontiac Sunfire through yet another Harrisburg rush hour. Work had sucked today, and to be honest, work sucked every day. He had to deal with assholes all day long on the phones, and quite frankly, he had to take it. Sometimes he imagined that he was able to just say whatever he wanted to these people, these people in a figurative sense, because to Anthony these were sub-human dirt people who should all be sodomized and shot. Or at least tortured. Anthony would often look down at the phone and tune out. He would imagine stabbing voices, and then, as usual, when the voice on the other end got quiet he would say: “mmmhmm” and the voice would continue….As would Anthony.
The day that led to this rush hour revelation was filled with imaginary murders of subhumans and Anthony was feeling rather crunchy already as his Sunfire had to stop because the cars in front of him had decided to do their best parking lot impression. Anthony lit a Seneca up and rolled down the window. “Hope you niggaz sleep” by Notorious B.i.g feat. Cash Money was prominent, all tweeters, all 6X9’s. “I know you bitches know that I aint to be played with” Stated Turk emphatically. Anthony put on his sunglasses, as the sun was burning his face and increasing its oil output. Anthony looked to his left at the car next to him…and it started: The car to his left was a later model Honda Accord and the man was talking and the woman next to him was turned towards him on the seat. She was listening to him, and Anthony realized that she was a good woman and that he would never have that. Anthony exhaled smoke and looked to his right. He saw a woman driving a van and there were 3 kids bouncing around in the back and the dad was sitting shotgun laughing out loud. Anthony’s brow furrowed as he realized he would never have this either. Anthony looked in the rearview and saw a bald man wearing sun glasses with a beard in a champagne cadillac looking directly at him looking at him. A chill went down Anthony’s spine.
Anthony looked at the car in front of him, it was an older man, middle aged, grey just now touching his temples and he was smoking what looked like, from at this distance, to be a quality cigar and his nice suit seemed to respond willingly to the air moving around him as his convertible Benz stood still in the gridlock. Anthony thought again that he would never have that. He looked up into his rearview mirror and he saw the man smiling. “I WILL NEVER MATTER, TO ANYONE, TO MYSELF, TO HISTORY…I DON’T MATTER.” The voice rang through Anthony’s head and caused the sharpest pain, as if someone was trying to stick mechanical pencil lead directly into his urethra. Luckily the traffic started moving again and Anthony flicked his Seneca out and rode to his home. It started raining as soon as he pulled up to it.
…….

I'm pretty sure ur the only one that ever got anything out if that post.....esp since uve posted it repeatedly

8ve honestly never even read past the first couple sentences :/

U writing fan fiction about my life.......pull it together

Damn near 3 yrs later same shit from fat wife