ayo @Witty
not gonna lie, you SHITTY
saw ya chick last night - she ain't PRETTY
she said ya dick is ITTY BITTY
that statement was investigated and confirmed by an official COMMITTEE

Ok but guys

How safe do u think neighbor and veritas cocktails r?

Or maybe more importantly.....how expensive?

www.peaknootropics.com

Stop being a little Sally & step your wizard game up

I am a Level 10 Supreme Dick Ninja Warlock

This didn't happen overnight

@quaker oats - damn...I should probably retire now tbh.

@Bags I dunno about Neigh, sounds dangerous, but why would you even think about drinking anything Veritas tells you to, considering he has openly stated he wants you dead, on numerous occasions?

THINK!

Joe Rogan doesn't love you

Neighbor loves you

honestly, best thing to do for your brain is read books and do some math problems from time to time.


this on top of exercise, of course

Lmao. I'm gone.

Imma peep that site tho....but I was trynna avoid Havin to do a grip of different ones

An word to oats ... 10 more lbs an I bless nc w this shirtless freestyle

Oh oh OHHHHH

An I seen a little ncg at my kids cheerleading practice last weekend...

She was a little downsy....bbut I mean the girl had heart

So....they got the girls divided up into red squad an blue squad by their t shirt colors.....TEAMS BREAK INTO UR SQUADS.....our little ncg....in her red shirt.....head held high....strides over to the blue squad. No fucks to give. Of course every1 let's her promptly know that she is misguided ..and has ended up on the wrong team....to which she retorts to by barking at the nearest girl in ear shot. Soooo she remains on the blue squad. Point 1 for our ncg in training. Later on I glance over at this little gremlin an she has her winter hat pulled all the way over her face an just her tongue sticks out as she spins around like a helicopter during the jumping Jacks warm up session. Well at this point I'm impressed. Subscribed. So I watch her more....actually at this point she was all that I cared to even see.....she called the cheers out of count....an when I say she called the cheers.....I mean she just yelled out sounds and growled interesting things that caught most of the crowd off guard. At one point they do this thing where each cheerleader introduces themselves an does a little cheer jump....an they go from girl to girl......so they're moving along.....TAMMY TEEHEE....BRANDY HEEEHHEE....MONICA HOORAY......then....we arrive at our beautiful ncg......laying on the ground sprawled out......no response....legit unsure if she suffocated herself w the winter hat or if she was just having a little nap. This is the best practice they've ever had I thought.....see this girl was from the other class that starts earlier ...... but in true ncg fashion she apparently just showed up wenever the fuck she wanted an joined the group. Honestly idk if she even had parents. I think wen the practice was over she just kindve floated away in a magic little retard bubble to retire for the afternoon and hopefully grace us with her genius some day soon once more. Bless that child. An ncg was she.

Oh that's for witty thread. Lmao.

got so much rep ready

So people in this thread have some seriously expensive piss.

sonned

Sonned.

Do it.

hey bags

quit with all these womanly pursuits

oats is somewhat on track with the reading and math. you kind of have to tax your brain to get it to work. like your shitty muscles you are trying to build with your shitty workouts

personally i'd recommend you start making beats

people who play music and shits brains are superior to people who dont. its like neural pathways or some shit it builds

but let me guess thats too difficult huh you soft headed BUFFOON

TRY AND FIND A MAGIC PILL TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS THEN

U are extra sassy this morning. I think we should start over.

Yeah, don't take advice from the handsome guy w/ the hot girl who makes more than 98% of this board

Just do math & stuff

That'll do the trick

Anybody able to rebuttal that?

Cuz right now young wave smell like money

Fuck your sarcastic tounge is so sharp sometimes Bags..
Imma have to PM you.

YEA WELL NEIGH IS HANDSOME

WHICH LEADS TO THE GOOD LOOKING GIRL

AND LEADS TO THE WELL PAYING JOB BECAUSE HE'S NOT INTIMIDATING AND APPROACHABLE

Wigga...u used to be handsome lmao

Try caring.....just for 1 year....I promise u will like it.

BUT NAH

i'm in an excellent mood bro's i just forgot how to be funny and likable throughout the years.

i am averse to anyone bettering themselves though, it is either because i refuse to do so myself so i'm jealous of those who do, but then i think about bettering myself, and how it cuts into time i use to destroy myself and remember i don't want to do any of that.

at the end of the day i'm always thinking about the fact that i don't understand existence in a broad general sense, not a societal sense, and i view people bettering themselves as giving into societal pressures and trying to extend their time in an existence we will never understand and its like

i enjoy beating off to deplorable porn after 12 hour video game sessions in which my only breaks are to microwave hot pockets and pizza rolls and to piss before grabbing more soda.

so we all lead lives in this world

mines better

SO HAVE FUN SQUATTING LIKE A WOMAN

AND EATING MULTIVITAMINS

i guess you got a kid tho you kind of have to be around for so there is that

i'm a loner in this existence of ignorance counting the days until the lights go out

Ayo but I mean....pussy is kindve cool too?

Handsome fella with a hot chick who makes good $$$ and has accomplished shit URL checking in

Read, practice your math, listen to people. You'll be Aite bagatron. Lmk how your offspring is doing, i can help you raise them right too

just eat your vegies mate

I respect @uh-oh da god's charisma & viewpoints

I think you have to find your motive; not everyone who "gives in" to societal norms is trying to accomplish the same thing

Sincerely,
The young Patrick Bateman w/ a gun fascination

My reputation speaks for itself.

Brain vitamins are good.

I'm interested who would win in a staring contest

Here's how this plays out.. each of u will record a video of ur selves staring at a picture of the other... timing ur selves until blinking occurs. Then times will be compared.

Gonna need pics of her to confirm tbc

Also I don't 5ake parenting advice from people without children....thanks tho bitch nigga.

No contest is needed. Neigh is far below me in everything.

Take my formula and you will feel good fuck good and think good.

Man fuck advice about kids from people who have none


Dad Frac would slap the shit out of Bachelor Frac

Bags, we've been bffs for 5 years now (FYI), you know I'd never lie to you.

Real question though: does that mean you wouldn't listen to your child's teacher if they didn't have kids themselves?

I'm a highly qualified professional with years of experience - and that's to say nothing of my stellar topical career and enviable battle runs. Plus, I also have raised my dog really well. 90% of the time he shits on the pad or outside. I know, it's impressive. If your daughter ever has a problem shitting on the floor, or if she chews on the furniture/through your socks and underwear, or she doesn't stop barking at people who walk by, let me know. I can help. I want to help.

i literally have no doubt that oats' girl is of the highest calibur.

how can one have that hair and ukulele skill and not?

thank you, Cake. glad someone here has some sense

Lmao! If I need a homework consult or housebreaking tips u will be my first contact old friend.