Learn to use a straight razor. Seriously, it's a game changer.

Straight razor/game changer

I see you

props on Kefka avy

i usually give 5

i give 10 to this other guy i knew from school because i fucked his ex and he knows it. every time he cuts my hair he makes a joke about it but i legit do be thinking he's going to leave a dick on the back of my head

Lol 5 dollar cut

Isn't that typically what barber institutes charge for student barbers haha

When I did have hair, I always tipped my nigga a $20

Always

I know that nigga miss me too

I hate being bald but love it at the same time

Fuck them bi-weekly cutts and weekly shape up/tapers

I pay 50 for a stule/cut

I've been cutting my own hair the past 10 or so years but I used to tip 5 on a 10 dollar cut.

Lool word.

no tips, 12 dollar cut, plus beard shape up

Lol dirtbag. 0-13

Where u live

But yo @Bags
Imagine trying to line up a goatee on zelphlip

Lmao
The silky smooth?

Lmao pussy lip shape ups

Lmao I lold hard.

Barber just throws hands up. Drops the clippers. Fuck this shit. Lol.

I hardly trust a.sandwich I can get for 5 dollars, let alone a haircut.


Nigga, you live on a military installation or something?

i hope that whore comes to work after a crystal meth binge slips up on ur beard & straight edges ur life away faggot.

Dead @ lining up that lip tho

Jesus fuckin Christ.

Loooooool NOOOOO one disc diss an the beast has been awoken

Leaned at $5 cuts. They got stencils or sumptin?

But yo, my wife's aunt cuts my shit for free, she's a stylist.

Family hookup.

Lol got to be careful w that shit tho....

I member I was dating this one broad an she said her ma cut hair an I could get a free cut....I'm a bit skeptical but I'm like....yea I guess....

THEN THIS BITCH MOM ZEKED THE FUCK OUT MY CUT

LIKE...IS IT HOW U LIKE IT!??!

BITCH DAFUQ

IS THIS HOW ANY1 LIKES IT?

WATCHU MEAN?

Then this shit put me in an awkward position cuz for lime a month I'm wanting to punch this bitches moms head off while I stroll around town looking like fuckin sling blade an shit. Never again.

bags your fucking up bruh

going to a salon and shit

go to A BARBER

be a MAN

The name of my barber shop is literally

Camp hill barber

Lmao


I let the chick do mine cuz I'm trynna blaze....sometimes I let the gook do it tho he hooks it up.

My ex's sister was the manager at super cuts an use ta cut my hair back in the day, she wasn't horrible but I only went to her cuz bitch would put her tits up in my face while she was cutting...wit my girl sitting right there
I was tryna get a sister sister thing goin but never got luck lol

I hate that story and I hate u.

lol

I love you too

For the last week I have been living with my gf, not permanent, just went there to have sex and didn't leave for a week...back at my own house now.

Living with women is hard work bros, I dunno how ppl do it...I need my own space and to not be surrounded by feminine shit.

If its good she'll get the shaft

It's worth the cookin an cleaning an laundry being done tbh
I'll take seein a box of tampons an hair in the shower for some good pussy on call 3 meals a day an a clean place that I ain't gotta do shit for lol

I just ate whole large pizza. So $5.

yeah wtf. lol

and @Hush i'm out side the u.s right now

How much for the Gumby cut, though?