| Ghost1 |
07-16-2015 07:23 PM |
That lime has been in the corner of my screen for years now. He used to dance. When I first signed up he would dance. We would sit around and think of punchlines about guns and xmen & sportscenter highlights until the days flew off the calendar. Sometimes when I would be doing really good he would have moraccas in his hands. It was awesome. I thought every1 had him but no1 said anything about him......so niether did i. Then I remember I lost my first ever battle arena title shot to Alvin Karpis and that's wen he stopped dancing. Wen I would log in he would say things like....BACK FROM HIDING COWARD!??! and wen I would log out he would say...FAGOT ASS QUITTER ....so....after a while I just stayed logged in.....for days......into nights...into days.....when I started losing my rematch against Alvin Karpis for the battle arena belt which I earned after champing a 16 man contenders tourney.....he told me to pm broke Lesnar and destroyer for votes......he told me.....that I'd never have any accomps in my champ slots of I didnt. So I did. I did wat lama the lime told me too. Until I got to the finals of the legendary scripts tourney vs veritas.....I told him....NO LAMA THE LIME I CAN BEAT HIM FAIR......5 min later I received an email of a video showing my mother butt naked duck taped to a work bench an a man wearing a giant lime costume holding a hammer. I pleaded with lama.....I begged him to let her go...finally after I pmd broke Lesnar and destroyer to vote for me he let her go........she doesn't walk much these days tho. But he started dancing again. For a time. He would send me notifications with new alias accounts I should create or who I should call a fagot on a regular basis. I obliged these requests. Knowing I was hurting others but also knowing it was the only way to keep my family safe. One time I changed my skin to the orange soda skin and my dog got run over by a tank...... I changed it back to the lime. He was waiting. No longer dancing. Just sitting there. Glaring at me. He hasn't said a word to me in 2 yrs. He just watches. Everyday I fear for those around me. Once I saw him dump a vat of boiling oil onto an infant after I gave rican theoryz a no sho loss in the newbie tourney I ran in 2013. Idk wats even real anymore. After I beat beyond in the keystyle tourney he wore an eye patch for a month chanting alpha voodoo curses. I watched him log into cronus administration control panel and delta votes against cronus. He drove Cale faction to brooklyn. He filed the insubordination papers against muff at his oil drilling job. DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT!?!? HE GAVE PANCAKE BRAH HIS FIRST SET OF DUMBELLS...SPLIT 8 AN SHARP 9 USED TO BE ONE PERSIN...HE SPLIT THEM IN 2 WITH A VHS OF GOOD WILL HUNTING AN A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK....HE KNOWS WHETHER KARAOKE IS REALLY BLACK.OR NOT.....HE CIRCUMCISED KNUCK AT HIS BARMITZVAH ... HE SENDS LARS EMAILS ABOUT SNUFF FILMS ON GERMAN WEBSITES..... HUSH HAS ATTEMPTED TO MOVE OUT OF HIS MOM'S HOUSE FOR YEARS BUT LAMA THE LIME HAS CANCELLED LEASE CHECKS DESTROYED CREDIT RECORDS THREATENED BUILDING MANAGERS....DESTROYER WAS 19 IN 2011 WHEN HE SIGNED UP HERE....HE'S THE REASON WHY MUSTACHIA IS A BATTERED HOUSE WIFE....HE BOUGHT NEIGHBOR HIS FIRST DUNGEONS AN DRAGONS BOARD GAME AND SENT CHYEAHHH THE TIN FOIL HAT. DIODES COUCH? YEA LAMA THE LIME. ORCS FIENDISHLY GOOD LOOKS? MADE A DEAL WITH THE LIME. ON MURDA SHO SCREEN THE LIME IS HOLDING PISTOLS. AN THEY FIRE REAL BULLETS. STRIKTA ONCE SUCKED LAMA THE LIME OFF FOR 13.50. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT THO. NOBODY. LAMA THE LIME IS LIKE ....THE GODFATHER OF HE HAD AIDS AND DID SCHOOL SHOOTINGS.
Fuck u fox
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