lmao i thought that lady and the tramp shit got dropped by you at the other rapbattles spinoff site?

Lol woooooord

Rb i think

That rotary phone line was awesome. Sometimes obscure references can be like "Dude you dissed me with a rotary phone reference?" but that one didn't get caught in that loop.

I always loved this. Simple as fuck but I thought that actually making a TEXT line was good.

Ya rapping is so *yawn"
yhafhaiusyf7grw ...*lifts head off keyboard* oh shit! I actually dozed off

that was always one of my fav's.


also

Don't be around when I let them thangs go.
U'll be crying yaself to sleep til' your nightlight projects a rainbow.

-Tang/I.deal

butler always had some dope off the wall lines...

kung had a good one..

writing on another level like Anne Frank..

a personal fav of mine was,

somethin somethin somethin i'm honestly dope.
There'll Betrayal's of blood after my knife double crosses your throat.


username was JFK in a battle where you had to write as a celebrity/famous person from history's perspective... he had this line like

I got dome from ya bitch cuz she's a whore
I asked her if she'd ever heard of LBJ, and she said Si Senor.

We tried different positions cuz I was playin the part
Like the JFK, where I wave at people while gettin brain in my car.

- User

ya gf's just another hoe i played
Told the bitch to get over here like scorpion vs. sonya blade

then i think it was also rudge:

let's talk about my win percentage, since you brought it up.


seen a ton of flips off that...

Seen win % a cpl times years ago.

Anne Frank & Betrayal lines are both ridiculous as fuck tho.. hadn't seen either of those. Actually surprised I hadn't seen the A. Frank one.

User's JFK joint is classic fire as well.

I prefer karaokes Anne Frank line tbc

I don't really like any lines about "this battle" "any rap related phrasing" or "causing physical harm to you".

I suppose that takes away everything outside of personals and nameplay, but really if your line isn't personal how can it insult the other guy anyways?

" I told her LBJ? She grabbed my dick and said " Si, Senor"

Lol, I remember that one, off that tourney at RL

That was dope af

That's fire

that betrayals of blood shit isn't that good to me unless I'm missing something?

be trails / betrayal? I see the wp but they've done nothing good conceptually with it lol

I get the betrayal/double cross but who refers to knives "double crossing" someone's throat?

maybe I'm just getting old

It's safe to say plots favorite bars suck

larS, you think that's bad? I don't even get the LBJ and projecting a rainbow lines haha.

Anyone with an expo of those?

crying so hard/rain & light create a rainbow.

Roflzzz wow

lol no?? is that not it...

The wow was for eth remedial ass obv

Correct

post placement got me

I thought that...but it makes no sense so I thought I missed something. "I'll have you crying until the nightlight in your room...which you know...is way over there and nowhere near your eyes...turns into a rainbow....".

could it be the teary eyes meeting the light of the nightlight, creating the image of a rainbow?

makes perfect sense tbc

off the top some simple but effective shit

u have a fake city background late night talk shows would kill for - rygar

leave u 12 and1 like a streetball team - Sur5ill vs Evo who was 12-0 at the time

frac's letter jacket line, which i gave him by the way lol

lol wow

Yo nigga when your tear filled eyes meet your night light, the prismatic effect creates some form of visual rainbow...BITCH!

^Lame ass nigga why u even here?

This thing maybe ain't for u bruh.

& that was ill to me.. I remember that joint.

Yeah that line's slick as fuck.

fire

Here's some of my favs I pulled together for another forum a few years ago.

They were dope in the context of battling at the time, but can look weaker compared to how writing styles have changed now... E.g. 'Foil your plan and stick it in the microwave' was hella creative then but not sure it would stand out now.


"cus i'ma foil your plan, then toss it in the microwave" - L Evasion
"you look like a million bucks..at the start of hunting season" - Relentless Fist
"ur career lies in ruins for picking bones like an archeologist's" - Storm G
"u get so nervous the butterflies in ya stomach go back to the pupa " - Storm G
"like crashed computers; more so, youll need a data recover" - Sur
"dumb rhymes with Numb(haha), I gotta carefree attitude
ya know what rhymes with trash? Anyone that collabs with you" - L Evasion
"you winning is 'once in a blue moon' to colour blind dogs" - Relentless Fist
"its only funny till he loses an eye, then its hilarious" - Relentless Fist
"i put cheap skates on thin ice, like bums playing hockey" - Storm G
"beating yous like stealing candy from a baby..that died at birth" - Note
"have you breathing thru plastic like janet jacksons nose" - Espionage
"youre dead in the long run, like fat kids with asthma" - Aloe
"so ya going thru a dry spell..like shamans in a flooding village" - Ajax
"if ur lip is having a bad time, I can make it swell" - Storm G
"Cane'll break you into a thousand Peaces, like a 70s rock concert" - Cane
"Let's talk about my win percentage, since you brought it up" - Rudge 1
"You weren't dropped on your head, it was more of a throw" - Advance
"I don't stutter bitch, but no one would accept you except you" - Storm Chamber
"Cuz I'll let my fists do the talking, like some hand puppets" - Storm Chamber
"The L's right for you, like you had your headphones on backwards" - Nebs
"Nebs is even to short to ride on his emotional roller coaster" - Resin
"I guess light is faster than sound, i thought you shined before i heard you" - Rudge1
"look here, 'threes a crowd'..like the audience at your concert" - Resin
"that light over ya heads not an idea..its heaven openin up" - Radius
"we know you 'live out of a suitcase' like ventriloquist dolls" - Relentless Fist
"and while you stop at labyrinths I never cease to a maze" - Axl Prose
"cus you're a fruit who 'sleeps with more pricks' than a bed of roses" - BladeRunner

That radius heaven line is fire @Toil

My nigga Radius was such a monster.

Wear a watch around my cock n give ya bitch a hard time.

Toil busted out some old UA & Prowlers bars there yo... Some fire shit.

Fuck L Evasion tho.

Hated that nigga, him & Supernova.

Both were incredibly ill tho. Can't front.

The homie Cane too... Smh @ Cane.

nothing

Strik weng innnnn wowzas. Where he been

It's kinda like that joke 'What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.'