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Lookin like Paul Wall found out his dad was Magneto.
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Lmao
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Awww, c'mon guys. Leave Mecules brother alone.
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Dude look like the mascot for Dirt Person Pokémon decks
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Lookin like a lab rat got injected with Smaug DNA
Lookin like the Pillsbury doughboy moved to Detriot Lookin like a geriatric bottom feeder |
Lookin like Haley Joel Osment got his face stretched and recruited by Constipation International
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Lookin like a groundhog got his chain took
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lookin like scott summers retarded brother, lazy eye-clops
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lookin like a chipmunk ate a Mondoburger
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lookin like jim carrey in me myself an irene got sneezed on by a jurassic park dinosaur
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lookin like me at 13 if I was poor, wore glasses and grew up in hush's neighborhood
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lookin like not so slim shady
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lookin like he shaves with an old steak knife and off brand reddiwhip
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fuck walmart
k mart |
jesse and heisenbergs butt baby ended up in foster care
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works in dad's funeral home
likes to run his fingers along the corpses taints (sorry for this one, but really it's him doing this shit, I'm just pointing it out) |
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lookin like the dead kid from Stand by Me in a Judd Apatow film. this nigga lookin like a background character in Gummo modeling tank tops on Pinterest for Dollar General skateboard wear. looking like a bi-curious Yu-Gi-Oh dealer's profile pic on Christian Mingle for Gaytheists. looking like he freebases Hostess snack cake filling out of Super Mario warp pipe this nigga is Larry The Cable Guy's nephew: Sonny The Attic Dwelling Chronic Masturbater. looking like he's got one arm that's shorter than the other and a he drives a jet ski in circles in Carl Grimes chocolate pudding Lookin like he can't even see how gay he is, but he is bi-focal curious. wife beater lookin like it was stone washed in fishtank gravel Lookin like he lives in a mobile home filled with cigarette smoke and bad life decisions Lookin like he got online and got catfished into trading his dirt bike to a 43 year old tilt-a-whirl operator named Bama. Lookin like his skintone is: flea market dust Lookin like Bray Wyatt got drafted into the National Guard. |
/gone with the wind
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He sent that pic to his uncle with the caption: how strong is my neck looking right now tho?
This nigga lookin like he hoards Lunchables. Lookin like the typa nigga that skeet in his socks and then wears them tomorrow Lookin like he is waiting hard for FUBU to come back coz he scored some shit at the Penny Pinchers in Hazard county. Had a bromance in Jr high with a wheelchair kid he met a role playing con at a Best Western. Collects Archie comics and likes to put the back part of his sister's hairbrush in his butt Cut enough of the neighbors yard to buy a 3DS but his stepdad took all of the cash out of his sock drawer to buy fender trim for their camper. |
this dude looks like he's gonna grow up and kill John Lennon's son
silence of the hams lookin maaafaaaka |
Sisters hairbrush just rusev crushed my soular plexus
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Appreciate the compliments... Now since you clowned a picture of me when I was 15 years old... im 24 now... so who gonna battle me first??? and lose?
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I don't want any bro my bad.
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why is it so hard to get some one to battle around here?? there a void of active text battlers or what??
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bitch please.... you think im gonna post a recent picture... if you did some fuckin research you would know. glad to know none of yall confident.... seem pretty confident in your jokes but when your put on the spot you all cowards.
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lol this dude looks retarded
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This nigga uses The Rock quotes as pick up lines.
Looking like spike from little giants mixed with rick moranis. This niggas idol is Cody from step by step. This niggas favorite porno is Jesus Camp. Looking like an extra from salute your shorts. This niggas favorite movie is Ernest goes to camp. |
fuckkkkkkkkk@ cody
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Lookin like GI Joe with 2 dads.
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That was meant to be a general idea on how we treat new signups but this was not the right dude. I humbly apologize to diode, David lamas spirit and the lime green skinned folks worldwide Cause this dude looks like a rising star in the spousal abuse D-league Son definitely uses halo's sandbox mode to simulate the shooting up his high school Fucking Gringo Starr with a tracheostomied foreskin for a nose Feels good to try roasting again... Maybe I'll get my 1/3 of split eights level back one day. I will battle you if you really need it btw senor herp |
this faggot's glasses came from the jc penney catalog
eyebrow game waxing uncle leo wifebeater status: manzier |
unique features: can only grow a huthstache
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This nigga cooks up dead squirrels on his moms pancake griddle and sautéed them in fromundacheese
Nigga looks like he bathes in corn syrup and combs his head with a fork cuz he thinks he's little mermaid This nigga looks like spits lugees in a turkey Baster and puts them on his corn flakes This nigga look like he got a arm chair made of stray dogs and coco puffs This nigga melts fruit snacks on a lamp shade and pours it on his cat's nipple and licks it |
This kid looks like he got a rim job from raccoon
This nigga sleeps with toads in his undies and maggots in his bunghole This faggot thought tinder was a rest area truck stop |
lol @ ya'll
This dude talmbout he wants to battle, but he's been battling antisocial Ren & Stimpy fetishes since the age of 6 Dude look like Roger Rabbit's nephew Slodger Abbott Dude look like a gymnasium troll got together with the kid from Jerry McGuire Lookin like he's hostile on the exterior but he fears the unknown within Lookin like he flips burgers at McDowells and took over Akeem's janitorial position Lookin like a throwback Norwegian ceramic got Pinnochio'd into being a real faggot Lookin like a short-tempered warlock started shopping at the Burlington Gloat Factory |
This dude gargles with gravel and motor oil he brews in a Campbell's can
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Lookin like he sells celery stalks on 8Mile out of a Dr. Seuss pick up truck
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