I threw up the gingerbread pancakes my woman made. That was around noon, and right after I took a nasty spraying liquid shit. It sucks sticking your face into a toilet you just blew up. Still had jack hammering head ache until about 2 pm. Shuved my hang down in my girl mouth upon waking from a little nap, then I drilled her for about 45 good hard seconds as we both climaxed together. Then I watched some motivation videos on YouTube. The. I wrote an inspirational RAGE poem thing I attached to a picture I took of a hawk taking off from a branch, with another hawk still perched. Got 4 likes. Probably too brutal and honest for all these fake ass happy bitches on my friends list. Then about four episodes of Roseanne season 1. Was gonna go get some Voodoo donuts and drop by a strip club I used chill at while my uncle worked the door. Decided fuck no, I ain't going out. Now I'm in bed. Lights off, writing this slop to Eminem - Evil Twin from phone. Didn't pick it, random. Just pressed play to drown out some shit the girl was playing on her phone. I want a dab now though. Gonna make a trip to bathroom and look through some old wax paper we got piling up with oil all over it, I was too lazy to clean off one hundred percent. Might write something fierce after I blow that shit out the window. Time will tell, I guess. Tomorrow is a beach we have yet to decide on. Probably take some sticks and teach the woman some more sinwali's and work on her form and mindstate. Gonna keep pressing on though.

And upon doing the dab... I feel like a new man. I reread what I posted and got really depressed. More than I already was. Said fuck this. Got baby up and she's scraping some more dab cuz the one I left her wasn't enough. She wants donuts. Donuts and titties don't sound bad. I'm sort of mean to her. I think if I started dying or choking, I doubt she'd do anything but laugh. She has kicked in the balls multiple times and left me floored. She is evil. She used to be fat or something so she takes it out on me. I whip her. I spank her. Eat her butt maybe. We're going out. I think. Maybe. Idk. All I know is damnit now I don't know. Woman just found this thing called It's Such a Beautiful Day. I guess it's a fucked up cartoon on netflix.

Just showed me this photo with a nice sunset and a father holding a little child's hand. It had text on it saying "Tell your girlfriend she's beautiful a 1,000 times, they'll never notice. Tell her she's fat, and she'll always remember. That's because elephants never forget." We laughed. Smoking cigarette. Not doing shit with my life. Feels great.

That was gold, Wise. Thank you.

Bb wins. Always wins.

WANNA FUCK BB IM BUTT

Sleepy. Maybe tomorrow.

Don't get him sick, though.

Ha Jesus @Wise Wiggles. All of you guys have me crackin up

Woke up this morning, thinking I escaped the hangover. I took a nasty shit, the kind that slips out of your ass like a Dairy Queen swirly machine, leaving your butthole burning with trauma. By noon, I realized I must've still been drunk earlier, because I suddenly felt hungover. I forced syrup-soaked pancakes in my mouth and fought through the shakes, sitting in a smelly Denny's surrounded by ugly people feigning happiness. I returned home and smoked a bowl, only to discover cat shit lodged between the rug and the tv stand, with a smell attached to my gag reflex. Weed no longer settles my stomach, as I find myself with my hands on my knees blowing chunks into the litter box. Without showering, I change into my work clothes and head to a job I hate, with a boss who sucks, and wonder where the fuck I went wrong in life

My girlfriend just turned over and sighed. "Nicole, stop googling." But I can't. What if I miss something. What if this odd sleeping schedule doesn't mean insomnia? What if it's something worse, like bipolar disorder or some other chemical imbalance? Eh, who cares. By the time I reach the 24hour mark, I'll have a natural high. Never mind tomorrow when I wake up at 5 in the afternoon depressed and hooked on misery. Never mind my heart and major organs that I've coerced to endure 40 hours of consecutive sleeplessness. Never mind the random outbursts of temper tantrums that still rage out of this 26-year old body with a 7-year old brat of a brain. I wish I could just fall asleep and it'll be tomorrow but it gets worse when I close my eyes. How precious rest is, to be physically tired but mentally wired like interwoven brainwaves of a hundred crack addicts on their best high.

mmmmm
 

Bode u do chicks now?

I mean no insult to her, but wasn't that shit obvious?

LoKl Bodi UR post too sad and lame U just ruined thread atleast be kinda funny j all sad u stupeud dyke whore stfu jezus crist l bb FUCKA hate U idiyote

I mean....lol

Lesbian look aside....she generally talks about getting plowed by cocks....this the first she made mention of women.... that im aware of ne ways.

^legit my thoughts too

Go to dear diary thread in open mic. There's an explanation there. Idk why everyone's gettin riled up over it. I'm still the same person for god sakes.

And @BANE BABY, you're getting blocked. You're the biggest piece of shit on this site and literally have no life but these threads. What do you do besides hit refresh button all day

I can't imagine that tagging BB in that way will lead to a fun time.

o no bb getta blocked by surfboard quen lesbo !! O LOOK I LESBIAN U GUYS SHOULDVE NOTICED THE OBSCURE HINTS I GAVE WHEN NOBODY READS ANYTHING I POST

ur nothing but a vaginers. no1 here wants to see anything u post except if tits dyke whore

lmao @ advertising ur horrible piece."going to open mic to xplane my lesbianess" LMAO WHAT?!?!?! ur just lesbian it isnt science stupid whore. u r not unique snowflake u curly haired carpet muncha. O MY GIRLFRIEND TURN AROUND WITH MORNING BREAF AND SAY NICOLE STOP GOOGLING. hope vulgar cuckolds ur gf and u in a hornified rage. please everybody don read it garbagICHIO

bb broke you

Lmao @ bb broke you. I guarantee you get no bitches and still live with your parents. It's funny, you're right. I get more pussy than you. Fuckkn faggot

yeah you totally blocked me there surfboard queen


and you totally didnt refresh the page once i posted like 14 seconds later

you totally didnt do that. fucka faggot idiyote

I BET U REFRESH PAGES BB CAUSE UR LAME BRO ALL U DO IS GO ON THSESE THREADS

lmao broke u

suck at writing

should smoke cigaretesats and get tru lesbian voice like on commershul with cancre voice 'eh stop smoking eh eh'

fucking GONE "IG AURENTEE U GET OWERTON BITCHES AND SLIEV WITH PARENTS IG UET MORE PUSSY DAN U"

WTF?!?!?! o yeah ur living da life bodi aliesbian! i depressed and liv in tiny studio apartment with my gf and go to job i hatewih boss how i get dis way!? let me join in on the fun ad post depressing horrible lesbian dear diary piece

HI IM BODI IM DEPRESSED. LESBIAN TOO. DONT FORGET. LESBIAN. U MITE NOT KNOW IT CAUSE I WANTED COCK MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT ONCE I COULDNT GET COCK I DECIDED 2 FUCK LESBIANS THEN IF SOME INTERNET ENTITY MAKES FUN OF ME, GOING TO SAY STUFF LIKE, GET MORE PUSSY THAN YOU. THAT OUGHTA TEACH HIM. HEY. DEPRESSED HERE.DRINKING OCFFEE. CANT SLEEP. 40 HOURS. HAVNET SLEPT. RECORD. CANT SLEPT. GOOGLING STUFF. NICOLE TURNS OVER AND SAYS BABE PLZ STOP GOING ON THAT NETCEES WEBSITE AND REFRESHING, ITS 4 INTHE MORNING. LMAO BROKE YOU. GETTING 2 U. "BB WTF I HATE U BB UR HUMAN SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!" LMAO. GIRLFRIEND WANTS U IN REHAB. "SHE JUST GOES ON THIS GREEN WEBSITE THAT SHE HIDES FROM ME AND SOME BABEY PERSON IS DRIVING HER INSANE, SAYS HER WRITING SUCKS. I HAVE TO DULL ALL MY LESBIAN CUTLERY KNIVES CAUSE SHE JUST KEEPS CUTTING. HI IM BODI. LESBIAN QUEEN SURFBOARD. SURFBOARD DUDE *TONGUE OUT* HEY VULGAR U CAN FUCK ME ANYTIME U WANT. VULGAR: LOL IM SO HORNY IL LFUCK ANYBODY. *AWKWARD PAUSE* EXCEPT YOU BODI CAUSE YOU'RE AN UGLY CUNT LESBIAN UGH UR MY LAST RESORT. LOL UGLY DYKE. HEY GAINGING WEIGHT HERE. MUNCHING ON MY LESBIAN VEGAN DIET, WHAT RHYMES WITH SOLAR PLEXIS? SO I CAN POST IN MY OM THREAD AND HOPEFULLY GET SOME FEEDBACK ON MY HORRIBLE PIECE. HMM I KNOW, POLAR FLEXIVE. THAT RHYMES. GONNA USE IT BODI. BONIFIED LESBIAN. *SMIRKS* IM AWESOME. GONNA SURFBOARD. WRITE ABOT THAT. SOD EPRESSED. TAKING LOREZAPAM. WRITE ABOUT IT. RHYME IT. I WENT TO A REHAB MEETING THIS IS WHAT IWR OTE. SPOLER ALERT: IM A FAGGOT.

u dont have peen u cant get poon unless u count tongue? and if u use makeshift dildo its just u trying to be me

same way ur OMs try to be me

u suck at conveying emotions even when ur trying 2 b volatile towsd me. bb break u everytime bb post

u r lesbian scum u curly haired goes to the moma on her spare time and rereads harry potter books

Didn't read any of that because: you get less pussy than me and call other people faggots. Oh, the irony. But sure. A nameless faceless bitchless thread poster "broke me". Welp gotta go to work. Good effort on that long paragraph though. You look like an even bigger loser.

big baby losing like usual trying immensely hard

what else is new

when i try ull no lil uh oh

ull b there saying im not funny gritting ur 4 teef left while everybody laffs and pats bb on bak and ull b negging me cus i sai nigger

Yes.. the recession is over.
The know Bodies are bak.

Could careless who Badi fucks. Think it's cool when people find happiness with anyone. Yall are being children.

"Lesbian cutlery" was pretty good.

stfu emo faggot

Lmaooo

Who's making a big deal about Badi's orientation besides BB?


As far as I can tell, nobody gives a shit. Lololol

It's like two drooling slugs trying to smash eachother right?

I kinda knew already by posting habits.

Not that it matters who someone has sex or a relationship with.

We all have to find a way to live life that makes us happy.

It is between her and God.

BODEY are you of the mindset that you just don't care about God's stance or do you justify it that he is ok with it? Or do you wish you didn't do it but can't help it and feel guiltshame?

lmaooooooooooooo

Dead @ God's stance.

Like he's a boxer.

Evander HOLYfield.

Lol

Lol this thread on the upswing

Lmao never thought about it @VERITAS. I'm not that religious nor spiritual so that stuff doesn't really affect me. And even though my parents raised us as Catholics, they were actually really cool about it when I told them I was with a girl. My dad was like "well... This is just one more thing you and I have in common." I never understood parents that disowned their kid when they saw someone was making them happy. I'm truly blessed that my parents ended up being the alternative to that

Lmao never thought about it @VERITAS. I'm not that religious nor spiritual so that stuff doesn't really affect me. And even though my parents raised us as Catholics, they were actually really cool about it when I told them I was with a girl. My dad was like "well... This is just one more thing you and I have in common." I never understood parents that disowned their kid when they saw someone was making them happy. I'm truly blessed that my parents ended up being the alternative to that