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-   -   this is the masterbation thread... (Muff tastes his own semen in this thread) (http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=111413)

El Muffin 12-11-2014 07:06 PM

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

El Muffin 12-11-2014 07:06 PM

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

El Muffin 12-11-2014 07:07 PM

i never did this tho guise

inb4 muff wtf

Geno 12-11-2014 07:54 PM

iono, but the shit smells like bleach tho, you notice that?
now, whenever i jerk off... the girl be like gennnnn????? are you masterbating again, i be like nah babe -im doing laundry lmaoooo

El Muffin 12-11-2014 08:00 PM

no my nut dnt smell like bleach

wtf nigga yo shit toxic

El Muffin 12-11-2014 08:02 PM

@Sharp Nine

u fkn ass lol

I DENY THIS YOOO

Sharp 12-11-2014 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 450527)
@Sharp Nine

u fkn ass lol

I DENY THIS YOOO

que?

Geno 12-11-2014 08:04 PM

lol, im saying tho. i got that clean a bitch throat out nut. it dont matter where she been. its confidence man, i just know my shit clean and even if she aint ...well, thats what the bleach for. big up strikta.

El Muffin 12-11-2014 08:06 PM

u chngd thread title

Geno 12-11-2014 08:07 PM

lol @ the thread title change. it wasnt me muff hahah

El Muffin 12-11-2014 08:08 PM

haha idc rly

i chuckled wen i saw it

Geno 12-11-2014 08:09 PM

lol. true shyt

Geno 12-11-2014 08:11 PM

hammock porn.
havnt tried that shit myself tbh. havnt even jerked on one of those yet. new goal!

El Muffin 12-11-2014 08:14 PM

lay face down on hammock

get sucked up through holes


Say Waaaht

lol thst sounds legit intriguing

big baby 12-11-2014 08:41 PM

jesus fucking christ. whad da hell

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 12-11-2014 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 450490)
LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

you can't be serious right now.

you that nigga that makes protein shakes out of your own seeds, yo.

someone help me understand this nigga right now.

Strikta 12-11-2014 08:55 PM

Lol at thread title.

Sharp 12-11-2014 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 450531)
u chngd thread title

Wasn't me Lmaooooo

Ghost1 12-11-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 450489)
LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW



Member when people thought muff was cool.....

lol all of u hang ur heads in shame.

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:02 PM

i cant be understood

nigga i dont even understand myself

but i dont taste my semen asshole

i was just injecting sum wtf itt

but ill run w/ it

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:02 PM

i cant be understood

nigga i dont even understand myself

but i dont taste my semen asshole

i was just injecting sum wtf itt

but ill run w/ it

Sharp 12-11-2014 09:06 PM

My first guess would be certain but I doubt he could resist correcting "masterbation" in the thread title

Hush 12-11-2014 09:11 PM

Muff u A daggpt b

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:16 PM

im bout to go daylyt on u niggas

hush i.like women

im comfortable w/ my sexuality

Clayray 12-11-2014 09:17 PM

Warm salty snot

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:19 PM

inb4 Bags

"i just cant"

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 12-11-2014 09:30 PM

Lol @ muff being a daggot

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:38 PM

@name

who r u.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 12-11-2014 09:40 PM

lol don't worry nigga.




worry bout trying to justify that you straight brah.

Fart 12-11-2014 09:45 PM

i call it jackin the beanstalk

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:46 PM

i dont see anything indicative of being gay itt

even tge shit about tasting my own semen in jest

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:49 PM

but lol @ the thought of justifying anything to u niggas

rly tho

i dont know any of u personally. n if i did. we wouldnt be havin this convo tbph

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 12-11-2014 09:55 PM

lol ok dawg.

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:57 PM

triple post.

im a fgt coz i mk jokes about tasting my own semen

but yall legit dead ass calling each other handsome n sexy n shit

take me nowww jesus

this sum twilight zone shit my niggas

El Muffin 12-11-2014 09:57 PM

triple post.

im a fgt coz i mk jokes about tasting my own semen

but yall legit dead ass calling each other handsome n sexy n shit

take me nowww jesus

this sum twilight zone shit my niggas

dead man 12-11-2014 10:02 PM

Geno I got love for you and that's how I made it to page 2 of this thread

But it really sounds like you need a break my dude. Just go read a book, write a letter to an elderly relative, maybe take a nap. Return when your blood vessels have dilated again.

Thanks!

Zen 12-11-2014 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 450595)
semen in jest

http://i57.tinypic.com/26260if.jpg

El Muffin 12-11-2014 10:10 PM

lol.


nice eye

topkek 12-12-2014 04:27 AM

how to check if your the alpha male of your house: jizz on the carpet & don't clean it up and see if anyone dares complain

Badweather 12-12-2014 05:47 AM

Lol @ a male masturbation thread trending on netcees.


Lololol, I just can't @Bags


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