Zoie

i'm cool with anybody who uses their first name as a user name.


(pats self on back)

Lmaoo nah I plan on being like y'all, middle aged with kids finding ways to roast the younger generation because Lowkey I know their next and it intimidates me.

writing multiple paragraphs of anger on a message board ~3 hours after roast goes up


HMMM. I'M SURE THAT THIS THREAD WOULD HAVE TOTALLY BEEN MADE W/O THE ROAST

HENCE WHY YOU MENTIONED PPL ROASTING YOU IN THE OP LIKE ME AND BB WHO HAVE NEVER, OR RARELY INTERACTED W/ YOU BEFORE THE ROAST

NOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD

You must got the wrong girl, bc that's my girlfriend nigga. Lol if she had a kid I'd know it cause it would be mine.

http://i.imgur.com/u8hrARm.png


cool, sup zoie!!! o W8?!?! WHAT?? 3 YERS U SAY?


wha?!?! haha oh ok WAI- WUT?

WUT DA

FUCA KIDDEN ME?!

http://i.imgur.com/Mwu2wwV.png

WHAT?

WHY IS SHE MAKING OUT WITH AN 11 YEAR OLD?! 2012? THOUGHJT 3 YEARS OF GF? WUT? LMAO


WHAT?!?!?!

Yes, both of you have? Don't act like you ain't sneak dissed me in threads before ong bak

gone @ split 8 kissing up on his girl

OH BOY

That's her ex, she broke up with him that same year and we started dating. 2 years 3 years, whatever. But ya. I can prove we are together but y'all don't wanna listen lol

Stop reaching.

ZOIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOO

MOAR LIKE

OH NOIE

2 YEARS 3 YEARS WHATEVER!?!

WHAT!!!??! LMAO!


WHAT?!?!?! NOW ITS 2 YEARS?!?!

BUT BEFORE IT WAS 3 YEARS AND 'WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT??!!"

LMAO WHAT?!?!!?!? FUCKA KIDDING ME!?!!

lmao nah i believe you


WAIT



WHAT?!?!

2 YEARS YOU SAY??!

WAIT

ok nvm lol

WAIT LMFAO LMFAO WAIT @anime_boners

WHATS THED ATE ON THIS HUH1!?!!?


http://i.imgur.com/CkgnksG.png


LMAO SO IS IT ONE YEAR NOW?!?!DS AFKA What?!?!

ROFLALL THIS KIDS FUCKING LYING HIS ASS OFF

We've both always said 3 years. We never kept track, I'm not lying about dumb shit dude lol it's a gf, your trying to make it seem like I'm lying about us being together. The only angle you've got us that I said 3 years, so forgive me oh lawd

fucking GONE THIS KID HAS NO GIRLFRIEND LMAO


"HMU"


LMAO















ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!!



WHERED YOU GO FAGGOT

Aaaaand that's her brother.

You lookin mad weird man. Lurking her FB trying to catch me slipping? You don't want it to be true so bad.

What's next a pic with her dad?

fucking goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee @ this fat faggot acne faggot getting cuckolded by split 8 when he was 9 years old rofllllllllll

THAT KIDS ATLEAST 13 YEARS OLD? PLEASE??

WHAT?!?!!


LMAFOA?!!? 3 YEARS?!?!?!


YEAH IM SURE YOU GUYS "SAY THREE YEARS"

OF HOW MANY YEARS SHES CHEATD ON YOU IWTH A SCRAWNY NON-ACNE FUCKING MATH NERD LMAO


DAMN



YOU WORK AT A SUPERMARKET?!?!?!!

WHAT?!?!?! LMFAO

SHES DATING HER BROTHER NOW?!?!

Prove it then

Yeah, it's a job bro wtf? Now you gonna come at me for working?

Hahahahaha wow.

But nah son, that's her ex and that's her little brother, idk why you goin so hard son you not proving shit.

Yo her dead tooth tho

Time stamp.

http://i.imgur.com/dNBjj3h.jpg

Yo she was drunk laughing and bent over straight knocked her mouth on a granite table lmao

CAN WE ADDRESS THE FACT THAT THIS FAT LARD WIGGER IS IN COLLEGE STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW AND DATING A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL

http://i.imgur.com/xYNRuxO.png


IRONY OVERLOAD

She graduates midterm this year.. And I'm not in college. Thought about going and was until shit happened.

Still. Reaching.

She's 18, I'm 20.

that was gonna be my next card LMAO
FUCKA KIDDING ME?!?!!


SHE WAS BORN IN 1997?!?!?!!


FUCKING GONE THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS


YOU BEEN COMMITTING RAPE SINCE SHE WAS 14?!?!!

PREGNANCY SCARES?!?! LMFAO WHAT?!?!

Dead ass no roast shit

I thought that was two ugly girls at first

Ffs

Idk where you getting 14 from

Lolol I hate you

SO YOU JUST PUT THAT YOU STUDY CRIMINAL JUSTICE?! AND WE'ER REACHING CAUSE YOU'RE LYING?!?!

LMFAO WTF?!?!

WAIT WAIT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

you lie about how long you were dating

"oh we forgot, honey booboo can tell you that its three years, oh that dudes shes kissing is her old boyfriend...oh..yeah she was fucking him. yeah. not anymore. its 2 years. TWO YEARS THREE YEARS TOMATO TOMATOE! WHATEVER!"

coo we let dat fucka lie slide

"OH YEAH I DONT GO TO COLLEGE, SHE GRADUATES IN ONE YEAR, BUT SHES 18?!?! THIS BUCKTOOTH BECKY GONNA BE 19 WHEN SHE GRADUATES?!?!? AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF STRIKTA AND UH-OH FOR BEING POOR WHEN YOU FUCKING OCCUPY A FUCKING SUPERMARKET IN BUMBLEFUCK INDIANA?!?!?! AND UR DATING A HIGH SCHOOLER?!?! FUCKING IDIDNG ME?!?!


OMFG

Does your girl know about your existence in text?

I said midterm. Meaning Christmas break (this year) she's done with school.
And yes, I jumped the gun and changed my profile to say I was going to ivy tech, never went and changed it back, sue me? Lol

fucking gone "where'd you get 14 from?!?! what a reach!" ok 18-3 years, supposedly, right? is 15.

but apparently the magical fucking YEAR you tacked on to your borderline rape-like relationship is cool, because you lie about your education and relationship length and you're a lesbian dyke



you're fucking hilariously embarrassing. god have mercy on your fat greasy soul you fucking loser

Yes lol I told her exactly what it was, pretty recently actually.

record a video of you telling her and her reaction, i dont believe you

Are you really gone bb really? Are you so slayed and dead rn

I'm not going that far wtf? Lol I just told her it was a rap forum (had to explain what a forum was) and that dudes post raps and poems n shit.

How would she react to today's happenings?

She wouldn't, prob think you guys are dumb and that this whole sites retarded, she doesn't really concern herself with petty things.

>born in 1997
>she's 18

>been together 3 years
>she was 15 when he turned 18

>is a statutory rapist
>wanted to study criminal justice

>is a blood
>wanted to study criminal justice

>is a blood
>has all white friends