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Destroyer 11-05-2014 06:08 PM

no bar tops my ''slaught' win so bad he's droppin three bars with each pull' line
it was relevant, accurate, and clever as fuck

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 06:09 PM

I'll be remembered for settin records.. before you hate me, chill son
I'm sure you'll be remembered too,
.. as the guy I got my 3rd AND 18th win from

Wack geek. quit braggin, kids know this head's rhymes are wack.
Don't thank ya skills for beatin me last time..
... you can thank the votin' deadline for that.



@Certain One thing I'd like to see a resurgence of, that's kind of shunned now, is the dope statementish personals like the bars I quoted above. The last person I've seen to do stuff like that was g0w. I wish we could do stuff like that now and get away with it.

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 432869)
no bar tops my ''slaught' win so bad he's droppin three bars with each pull' line
it was relevant, accurate, and clever as fuck

Yeah that was nice. Your rebuttals floored me bc it was like you would post, leave for awhile, see somebody talking ab you, and go for the throat.

Muff had some stuff like that.

Certain 11-05-2014 06:11 PM

Reread, Muff.

El Muffin 11-05-2014 06:12 PM

its obv i was just cyphering

yet these guys beatin the same drum

all i can say is w8 till nbl starts

or alias finishes

before you pass judgement on something i didnt even think about

i went in so many directions in so little time.

w.e

Certain 11-05-2014 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 432873)
its obv i was just cyphering

yet these guys beatin the same drum

all i can say is w8 till nbl starts

or alias finishes

before you pass judgement on something i didnt even think about

i went in so many directions in so little time.

w.e

I wasn't talking about what you wrote in the Onslaught. I was talking in general. You're sloppy as shit in a way that, reading your old battles, you weren't in 2006 or whenever.

El Muffin 11-05-2014 06:17 PM

yeah. i said my wording was bad.

admittedly

it always has been?

but i think im one of the most creative on this site

im being srs .

not bragging. its a dbl edged sword

we good

i understood u

i now lean more towards concept heavy..kbscure references

by ur assessment i shdnt

but i think i know wat im dking

only time'll tell

Certain 11-05-2014 06:20 PM

Bags and Neighbor (does he even still count?) are the only people here, off the top of my head, who can maintain quality even when they don't have the full-strength concepts because of their wording.

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 432875)
yeah. i said my wording was bad.

admittedly

it always has been?

but i think im one of the most creative on this site

im being srs .

not bragging. its a dbl edged sword

we good

i understood u

i now lean more towards concept heavy..kbscure references

by ur assessment i shdnt

but i think i know wat im dking

only time'll tell

Yeah you're definitely one of the most creative. It was a well-deserved win.

El Muffin 11-05-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 432876)
Bags and Neighbor (does he even still count?) are the only people here, off the top of my head, who can maintain quality even when they don't have the full-strength concepts because of their wording.

i agree with the neighbor part.

best tie ins ever

bags doody tho

bodied him already

Certain 11-05-2014 06:26 PM

Bags writes like a good live battler. His lines are animated, and he uses personals well and knows how to set up his punches and how to write a verse that holds up as a verse instead of as a series of couplets.

Line-by-line voting bastardized battling.

Amen 11-05-2014 06:36 PM

Yea, that insert bar was my favorite as well. I think is was PG, right? Anyways, props for that.

YDK 11-05-2014 06:37 PM

I don't think I have a strength tbh...I just get lucky some my shit is halfway funny

Amen 11-05-2014 06:42 PM

Stick to writing books, bro.

Certain 11-05-2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 432891)
Yea, that insert bar was my favorite as well. I think is was PG, right? Anyways, props for that.

You're the worst.

jilti 11-05-2014 06:50 PM

Congrats muff good shit

Amen 11-05-2014 06:50 PM

I'd body you, tho. Prove me wrong, please.

YDK 11-05-2014 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 432901)
Stick to writing books, bro.

Lol wasn't planning on a career texting bro

Amen 11-05-2014 06:54 PM

True.

Certain 11-05-2014 06:57 PM

You cited a line as the best of the Onslaught that was based on a name play used the week before in the same league, which was pointed out in the following line.

You're an idiot. I can just ban you at any point without battling you, and I have no interest in wasting my time with you.

~RustyGunZ~ 11-05-2014 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 432861)
you cant beat me.

youll find that out

im not tlkin bout 1-2..anyone can lose those

but what i meant was ill use my auto champ match card when u win contenders..therefire booting u out

i think thas how it wrks

broke?

you won't champ NBL again as long as I'm in it

that's a promise

Mike Wrecka 11-05-2014 07:21 PM

Would anyone here participate in a YouTube acapella battle tourny?


It is a step closer to real battling. Delivery would matter obv




And all u need is a phone to record no equipment needed

~RustyGunZ~ 11-05-2014 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka (Post 432931)
Would anyone here participate in a YouTube acapella battle tourny?


It is a step closer to real battling. Delivery would matter obv




And all u need is a phone to record no equipment needed

we tried that

no one showed but I think bags and/or veritas? maybe vulgar?

Kin 11-05-2014 07:44 PM

I would do that

Mike Wrecka 11-05-2014 07:53 PM

I might try to start one up after WOW


I think people are a lot less scared to be on camera these days


We will see

Amen 11-05-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 432907)
You cited a line as the best of the Onslaught that was based on a name play used the week before in the same league, which was pointed out in the following line.

You're an idiot. I can just ban you at any point without battling you, and I have no interest in wasting my time with you.

You're a fucking moron. I don't care when it was recited faggot. I didn't see it nor do I care what others think, faggot. It was MY opinion, dummy. And you think I care if you ban me, fuck boy? You have no reason to anyways. You have control on a web forum, good for you, fucking rookie. I can see netcees is probably the only thing you'd ever have control of, you lame. You're garbage. I would body you, prove me wrong.

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 08:07 PM

@Certain @Amen showcase battle for the first BA Survivor mag? 10 lines?

Blanco Bishop 11-05-2014 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 432823)
going overkill doesn't mean shit lol he had the worst showing of them all with so many more bars. if anything he just wasted your time.

Winner: Red Soldier

Runner up: PG

3rd place: Destro


2nd to last place: Muff, only doing better than muzzle


wtf lol




Super dead.

El Muffin 11-05-2014 08:25 PM

l
Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 432919)
you won't champ NBL again as long as I'm in it

that's a promise

lol u bout to throw me in jail again when i get close?

u aint rdy tho

i look forward to the challenge

Blanco Bishop 11-05-2014 08:27 PM

Congrats tho muff.

U 22 pistoled the fuck out the comp

El Muffin 11-05-2014 08:37 PM

fucking gatling gun full of thumb tacks nigga

braaap

thx bruh

Certain 11-05-2014 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR (Post 432957)
@Certain @Amen showcase battle for the first BA Survivor mag? 10 lines?

No.

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 08:43 PM

lmao just trying to secure a showcase battle for the mag, something that will draw alot of attention to it

jilti 11-05-2014 10:14 PM

Ill battle Amen

BROKE LESNAR 11-05-2014 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jilti (Post 433007)
Ill battle Amen

He's stated he isn't battling until work slows down. I was just hoping to catch them while their tempers flared and get them to commit to it lol.

But if I can get you another opponent would you be down for a showcase battle in the mag? It would be 10 lines.

Certain 11-05-2014 10:37 PM

No one wants to read anything he writes. He's terrible.

Packed Graves 11-05-2014 10:58 PM

I posted 7, 5 of which got a 10. Still think this was dope, just didn't know it would be decided quanity over quality.


Congrats to the winners & who participated.

~RustyGunZ~ 11-05-2014 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 432964)
l

lol u bout to throw me in jail again when i get close?

u aint rdy tho

i look forward to the challenge

nah you're good

you prob won't make it to a champ match as long as me sho strik and hush are in it, if one of us signs out maybe, but doubtful

jilti 11-05-2014 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR (Post 433010)
He's stated he isn't battling until work slows down. I was just hoping to catch them while their tempers flared and get them to commit to it lol.

But if I can get you another opponent would you be down for a showcase battle in the mag? It would be 10 lines.

Yes. 10 line "horrorcore" match

Certain 11-05-2014 11:31 PM

No one has ever wanted to read a horrorcore battle.


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