I started the

Hey im such an such gimick

Actually.


An why the fuck r u logging in an out of both of ur accounts to post from the fetal position itt after saying more then 2x u were going to leave the thread.

Why r u even not still in jail!?

Unsaid u would stau there for 48 hrs

U lasted 3 min


Jesus christ ur a fucking loser.

This is a trial

Right

Im in the courtroom

Idiot

N if didnt have these shackles on id kill u

Btw u stole that shit nigga. Shut up

Lol

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Lol@this is a trial

This a lynch mob u oblivious nigger.

As for character witness I bring quoted pm to the court today


Why would I even be good at answering text questions?
Srs...muff was cool but quality been declining while alcoholism is increasing.

I suggest the drunk tank instead of imprisonment atleast for the improper evaluation of my textual skills with a hint of neediness and wanting

If the court will allow it.


I will be Muffs probation officer. For me to take on this task, I ask for no jail time. I propose Muff be allowed to post freely in anything battle related. I ask that his discussion privileges be revoked UNLESS I am posting openly on the boards. I ask the court to remember I have been HLB for 10+ years and an NCG before all of the council had even heard of this board. I always ask the court to remember my posting habits are sporadic to say the least. Muff will ghost the board most days. And post rarely. I ask for a whole month of this, if the court will accept.

As a member of Dohpe. I cannot stand by and do nothing. This rehab process will work as it will build patience and help Mr. Muffington develop a habit of reading and not pposting. At the end of this month we will hope that Mr. Muffington has learned to keep most thoughts to himself and decipher the difference between worthy topic, worthy posts and garbage.

I am afraid upon release from a Jail enviroment. He will not learn a thing. He will come out guns blazing on discussion and will not learn a thing. My process hopes to bring Mr. Muffington from LLB to MLB upon completion.

This pm exposure is setting precedent

Thsts only thing I dont get


Rest is legit.

Carry on

Sry

LEANNN'DDDDD llolll

Lmao. Repped.

Fuck The People.

Bring Muff Digg to the level of a martyr.

Someone put the cone back on Pixley and take him back to the drunk tank

Can we hit a two for one deal here since muzzle wanna get involved

fuck yo couch, nigga

We taking a recess?


Rep's were appreciated btw.

Yes Joseph

Your motion is being taken in to consideration, but there is much work to be done before a verdict is reached.

ADA Garfunkle has requested the presence of @Diode , @Muff , @big baby , for further questioning. He has also brought on @Rust Cohle to help him with the process

Williamsburg & Sharkton, LLC is also bringing in Muffs Phone as evidence, and introducing the submarines wi-fi unit as a key witness

Court will proceed tonight

- The Honorable Judge

I will be present for this evening's proceedings. Evidence had to be meticulously gathered and vetted before taking the stand. I am ready to proceed.

As long as I dnt have to post data I prev refused to post we r good

Ask me anything likd thT n im pleading the 5th

Oh and you do not have my consent. For anything besides this faux trial

When/if you cross the line I will no longer field your questions


K. Proceed

This dude Muff is ruining his own trial. Shameful.

Your honor, if I may once more

YO THIS FUCKA FAT FAGGOT LOSER

POSTING AFTER EVERYBODYS SHIT NIGGA STFU THE MAIN REASON U HERE IS BECAUSE PANCAKE GAVE UA FUCKA ENLIGHTENINGMENT ON THE LEVEL OF BUDDHA TO UR FAT BROWN MULATTO CURLY HAIRED JERRY CURL PUBE ASS FUCKA LOSER FAT 250 LB FOOTBALL HEADED CURLSTACHIO HUSH'S MUSTACHE ON ROIDS ASS FAGGOT STFU

THIS IS UR TRIAL NIGGA BUT U CANT SPEAK

ONE MOREFUCKING WORD OUTTA YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID IDIYOTE ON UR ALIAS THINKING U HAVE SOME FUCKING JUDGEMENT

"YAWN"

THIS

ISNT

ABOT YOU

STOP MAKING EVERYHITNG ABOUT U NIGGA STFU FOR ONCE AND TAKE THE ASS RAPE LIKE A FUCKING ADULT

BEND THAT CHUBBY FAT GRAHAM CRACKER LOSER PRINCE FIELDER VISAGE AND JAM A FUCKING DILDO DOWN UR LOUD ASS TRAP JSUT STFU DUDE JESUS FUCKA CHRIST ALL TALKING "AHEM

WELL

YEAH FK

STFU

SHUT THE FUCK

UP IDIYOTE

that's all your honor.

MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT. I AM WILLIAMSBURG INITIAL W, FOR WILLIAMSBURG & SHARKTON, LLC. I APPEAR FOR THE DEFENDANT IN THESE MATTERS.

TO BEGIN, WE HAVE HEARD THE CASE THEORY FROM THE PROSECUTION. WE HAVE WITNESSED THE PROSECUTIONS ELICITED TESTIMONY AND TENDERED THEIR EVIDENCE IN CHIEF. FOR ALL CHARGES THE PROSECUTION MUST PROVE BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT THAT OUR CLIENT IS GUILTY. WE SUBMIT THAT OUR CLIENT HAS BEEN BESET BY A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCES. COINCIDENCES CAUSED BY A POSITION OF CONSIDERABLE PERSONAL DISADVANTAGE.

FOR PERSONAL DISADVANTAGE, MR. DIGGITY IS A SAD MAN WITH MANY INNATE DEFICITS. HE IS HALF-GERMAN, OF HONORABLE STOCK NO DOUBT. HE IS HALF-AFRICAN AMERICAN, DESERVING OF THE COURTS UNFETTERED DISCRETION NO DOUBT. HE WAS BORN WITH FETAL ALCOHOL SPECTRUM DISORDER. HIS NARROW FOREHEAD AND BULBOUS EYES ARE A TESTAMENT TO THAT. HE DIDN’T HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD, IT WAS ONE OF ISOLATION, AUTISM AND AWKWARDNESS. HIS VERY DEMEANOR AND CONSTANT OUTBURSTS DEMONSTRATE HIS LACK OF ALL SOCIAL TACT.

TO CONTINUE, JUDICIAL POLICY MUST ENCOURAGE SUBSTANTIVE EQUALITY. THE COURT MUST CONSIDER MR. DIGGITY FROM HIS POSITION OF CONSIDERABLE SOCIAL DISADVANTAGE. WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER YOUNG BLACK MAN THROWN IN JAIL FOR CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN SENSATIONALIZED BY A CEASELESS AND BRUTAL MEDIA FRENZY. WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE A SCARED AND AWKWARD SOCIAL OUTCAST BE PUNISHED FOR A PUBLIC PERCEPTION THAT HAS BEEN RADICALIZED BY A SOCIAL STIGMA AND MISUNDERSTANDING OF MENTAL HEALTH.

IN SHORT, WE WILL BRING 4 SUBMISSIONS RELATING TO THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCES. FIRSTLY, WE SUBMIT THAT AT ALL RELEVANT TIMES MR. DIGGITY’S MOBILE PHONE WAS BROKEN, THE CAMERA WAS SMASHED, THE WIFI WAS OUT, AN E-WORM WAS IN THE HARDDRIVE AND IT DELETED ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHS. SECONDLY, WE SUBMIT THAT MR. DIGGITY’S OFF-SHORE DRILLING PLATFORM HAS AMPLE DOWN TIME AMPLIFIED BY A LACK OF ANY RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS, HE IS CONSTANTLY COMMENTING ONLY TO FILL AN ISOLATED VOID OF DEEP SADNESS, AND THE COURT MUST TAKE PITY. THIRDLY, WE SUBMIT THAT MR. DIGGITY IS BY HIS OWN ADMISSION “a prty fkn cool guy if yu would just give me a chance guys pleas? i jus wan have some friends fk.” AGAIN THE COURT MUST TAKE PITY. FOURTHLY, AND IN THE ALTERNATIVE, WE SUBMIT THAT DUE TO HIS AFOREMENTIONED PERSONAL DISADVANTAGE, IF THE COURT DOES SENTENCE MR. DIGGITY ITS DISCRETION SHOULD ERR ON THE SIDE OF LENIENCY. THE COURT SHOULD MAKE FULL USE OF PROBATIONARY REHABILITATION INSTRUMENTS SUCH AS THOSE PREVIOUSLY PUT TO THE COURT. MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT.

If you guys don't accept my offer. I would like to be jailed with Muff. Don't want nothing happening to my nig behind bars.

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If the judge could please add to the docket

-public betrayal of his own father

My offer is off the table. Muff is soft. I think a month of jailing should be considered after this nigga roasted his own pops. Maybe 6 months, with mandatory one post a day so we know he's suffering.

So im allowed to roast myself but not jokingly say something lame about my dad

Yall read into things too much lol
@O. Lineman

Dont be so hasty in ur judgement old friend

You thought I was desperate to fit in when idgaf less about the nc illuminati and actively fight em off at rvery given opportunity

Mk sensex2

this leaned me, hahahahdohahdhahlmaoo

Bitch please you publicaly betrayed your own sister after she betrayed her race. Don't throw stones if you live alone in a glass apartment

Don't throw glass if you wanna get stoned in your apartment

Yea I forgot about that
@O. Lineman

Explain to me how in jest I mk lame overusrd joke about my pops "soft"

Yet this nigga bags called his sis a slut like 100x

Is this rl?

That angle is officially debunked

Try another

You niggas.

Srs

She is a nigger lover. She is dead to me.

If my father were a nigger lover id disown him also.


U have no excuse. u were my kid id beat the shit out ur fagit ass.

Oh when you put it that way it makes sense and makes you look like less of a P.O.S

Something is terribly wrong here lol

U on a submarine drinking nail polish an popping antihistimines disparaging ur father on an internet community comprised of white men in their mid to late 20s that despise u desperately tryimg to fit in.

Yea try so hard to fit in bags. Lol your an idiot

I nvr said anything bad abouy my dad

You really and I mean really genuinely hate ypur sister

Kill that angle

Why ur at it

Kill urself n join ur father who look like tom sawyers dad "Pappy" in the afterlife nigga

U mad

Lol I am not pertubed

Finish him muff....the pieces are all there in front of you!

Keep reachin for that life preserver veritas tossed u.....


Wont help.

Damage is done.

Perception is everything.

Remember when u were a revered legend from text battlings past?

Lol. I broke u down piece by piece. Look at u now.

Ur literally a bigger joke then rawn

U will never have peace on this forum agqin

i could never post towards u again an u would still be harassed everyday u log in at this point

dont u see?


Lol. L9OK AT ME KING

I pity him.

Hey bags

Strt the experiment by stop posting then

You have no idea how much willpower I have

Its going to take guerilla tactics to break me down

Cake had me. But he showed his hand too early

Im still here king

Strong

Chest puffed out

Sup

Btw lol at ur post

I smekl fgt

"Remember u were txt legenda? I deed it guys I deeed it"

Lol

Nig u srsly arw lamer than I ever expctd u to be

Comeon

*puts needle in veritas life saver*

bags finish him

Ahem

Ayo.


LOL MUFF U FUCKING LAME ASS FAGIT. TALM BOUT AYO WHEN U SAOD MY FATHER LOOKED LIKE HIGHTOWER FROMNPOLICY ACADEMY WITH A THYROID CONDITION THAT WAS ROFLZZZ FK THAT WAS FKN FUNNY MY DADS A FAGGOT LULZ. INREMEMBER WHEN HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE A BIKE ....WE WERE ON THE SUBMARINE....HIGH ON AMBIEN.... MY KNEES KEPT HITTING THE FLOOR CUZ IM 7 FOOT 8. LOL MY DAD OS A FAGOT DO U GUYS WANNA PIC BATTLE ME YET? EVERY1 ON 5BE OIL RIG HATES ME. IMAGINE FULL METAL JACKET.....IS THAT A JELLY DONUT MUFF!?!?!? HEY BROS FOR 35 REP POINTS ILL SPIT IN MY OWN MOTHERS FACE!! REPS SELF** FK REP SO HIGH. STFUNIDIOYOTES I CALL MY DAD A PIECE OF SHIT EVERYDAY ITS LIKE OUR SECRET HANDSHAKE !! JOE METTS TRYED TO DEFEND U THEN LOGGED OFF AFTER 10 MIN WHEN HE REALIZED UR A FRAIL COWARD WOTH NO SELF WORRTH. SKINNED UR KNEE WEN U WERE 6....FATHER GOT U A BAND AID AN KISSED LITTLE MUFFIN BOOBOO....20 YEARS LATER DAD IS REWARDED WITH PUBLIC LYNCHING BY HIS OWN SON FOR A CROWD OF 30 WHITE PEOPLE HES NEVER MET. PUBLIC ENEMA GIVES HIS FATHER PUBLIC ENEMA. FK GUIS MAKE SENSE!! FUCKIN LOSER MUFF UR SUCH A GODDAMN PATHETIC PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. FORREST MUFF. MUFF HAS METAL LEGS. SWHY ONLY ONE PIC FROM CHEST UP. CAN PUT TOGETHER A DILDO IN 37 SEC. PRIVATE MUFF U MUST BE A GODDAMN GENIUS! EMAILED PANCAKE TO CYBER SEX. WACKING OFF TO HIS DADS ROAST THREAD. WRITING WORDPLAYS INSTEAD OF WISHING HIS FATHER HAPPY BDAY. EISENHOWER RUINED MUFF RELATIONSHIP W DAD. FUCK U FAGJT FNENSKSKSMSMSMZM