Wrote a film called edward little hands that was eventually purchased by tim burton & altered for marketability

Actively writes Dexter fan-fiction to account for how a real serial killer would act.

Has a dog named pterodactyl and a pterodactyl named corey.

Is fluent in barcode.

Dreams in classified government schematics

Retraced his genetic lineage to a Cocker Spaniel in France, 1805.

Reads public police logs in a Matrix-like computer room, deciphering patterns while eating Bac-O Bits raw and cleaning his room with a leafblower set to 1 so as to not violate his probation.

Has frequent flier miles with the witness protection program

He once had a pipedream ......

Today its known as the super mario bros franchise.

Gives causality violating titty twisters

He used to build forts as a child

Well

Actually he built one fort.

Today it is known to the general public as fort knox.

The perfect thief, his fingerprint is just a single line.

Beat abraham lincoln in a lincoln logs buildoff.

Has a novel atop the Boca Raton bestseller's list titled "The Chrystal Chronicles"

Originally captured shamu with a popsicle stick and two d batteries.

Dropped the bomb on Hiroshima from his balsa wood wingsuit

known to the neighborhood as Surelock Homes

Once traded a Yu-Gi-OH card for all of Korea's nuclear launch codes.

Has an engineering masters degree solely focused on working w/ micromachine engines

Once Lego'd an eggo. It beat every major breakfast chain in a double-blind taste test.

Rawn shattered all sales records at outback in a single night, mainly due to his excellent manners, charisma, and neumatic memory devices.