lol dis idiyote masturb8 wit sandpapah prob u fucka sicko dude just drink milk and hit wife in tittachio

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thanks bros

and word muff healthwise im 42 so that times my real age divided by the terrible women ive penetrated equals 32

Why do you divide by the...oh.

Happy birthday.

Time to get the fuck out of Ohio. That place is killing you.

Yea go to some faggit place in new england and eat some chowdah and watch the sawx dude

Dead

Lets go watch a curling match lookin ass nigga

Happy bday

hahahahahahaahahahaha @25 being old. u should be, physically, in your prime right now.

shave that beard. fix your teeth. and hit a gym. unless you like to feel pity for yourself

... said Muff ironically, as no one would oblige his desperate requests for a pic battle for the past 8 months

Get some pussy or something

Jesus Christ


Hbd also

Aesoprock>

I should have quoted cake.

I was taking a jab at the region u live in.

But yeh.

Dey wont pic battles me

for the record

i am a physical specimen.

hit the gym? what am i woman?

i do MAN SHIT

but yea im in a pretty good dry spell. i had/(still have?) a few beasts in the stable. but since losing my teeth i just go to work and come home and dead any phone calls like a gentleman.

none of that contributes to my IM OLD revelation btw

im old because unlike you nerds who plan to live to be 100 i plan to hit 60 hopefully. i chainsmoke cigs like a fucking champion and eat nothing but steaks and red lead home made pasta dishes with meatballs and sausages and various cheeses. i indulge in mind altering substances. i indulge in technology and creativity. i also slave for a good chunk of my life doing physical labor to stay stagnant

all of that makes me feel old as shit, knowing i have PROBABLY LIVED HALF OF MY EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANE ALREADY

so suck my feet ho niggas

i bought my note a case and it is tight as shit

running my data up like a god damn G

My nigga

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27 is the high point. Keep working at what you do.

Happy bday my nigga uh oh

My nigga is a young chiseled 25, let this young nigga get off

I remember when your ass was 20