He later got pegged that night by the young lady wearing the cutoff shirt and Dollar General dominatrix starter kit.

who is it?

This dude is lame enough to roast on NC's without being a member.

The blank space underneath his MS Paint text is an emergency cry for help by those girls written in white ink.

Looks like the Judd Apatow version of Devil Wears Prada.

They are the rare case of siamese triplets. They spent their electic bill money on medical costs.

This photo is the result of a lost bet on hop-skotch.

He's the type of dude to call black magic every fucking time.

This dude is firmly entrenched in the Plato's Closet.

@Vulgar

Lol.pattycake goin innnnnn

Phi Sigma Faggot.

Re-enacts Robert Deniro scenes in public locker rooms.

Auditioned for tooltime in a truckstop bathroom stall

His hair is actively trying to siphon personality from his brain to no avail.

Spends his mornings putting craiglist ads out to be friend-zoned.

This dude is Rosie O'Donnel's ideal self image.

You look like the type of guy that makes fake facebook accounts and adds them to your main page because nobody with half a brain or an ounce of dignified selfworth would dare accomodate you in that fashion. Good day you hideous community phlegm disposal unit

Your floor is littered with empty mint rappers and your condoms reach there expiration dates without use. You mastuerbate nightly at a vigorous pace and cant figure out why your dirty socks smell like toothpaste all the time

Has four livers.

Looks like Mac Miller if he was a faggot and as untalented as Mac Miller.

Wants to Shadow box but they don't exist in his apartment.

You once had a fire fly catching contest with your imaginary friend.....and he won

Your ideal night consist of a first print of gone with the wind....spinage lean pockets...and extra thin prune juice which you water down with the recycled purified water you collect from your dehumidifier which is equipped with uv technology..(im gonna need to know where you got that from by the way...not the gone with the wind reprint either)

His facebook profile picture is an aardvark.

This is the first screenshot of a Bangbros cuckold video.

Keeps an active log of pornstars he's jerked off to, sorted by possibility of him actually fucking them. So far he is 0 for 200.

Has listened to Rubber Band Man every day of 2013.

Yo gaba gaba head ass nigga.

Considers salsa a meal.

Has written 12 letters to Patton Oswalt only containing the word 'Fat'.

Has a poster of Dane Cook in 'Good Luck Chuck' on his bedroom's ceiling.