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Inno 07-26-2013 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Whys Ways (Post 104306)
Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?
Tough question

If I was asian id take dixk sized nipples.

DwnLd 07-26-2013 10:11 AM
lmfao @ eddie breaking this shit down to bare bones

Flow 07-26-2013 10:26 AM
@Witty

Well ducks and swans and geese are vicious fuckers when need be. Plus, ducks have never been "hunted" by man so they wouldn't have the instinct to run, in fact in most cases they come to us as a source of food (bread) so they would want near us, an if we pissed him off, boom, bye bye. He just snatch you up like bread.

anime_boners 07-26-2013 10:55 AM
THE HORSE SIZED DUCK SO I COULD TAME IT WITH SOUND OF MY LUTE

THEN RIDE IT INTO BATTLE AND SIEGE THIS CITY FROM THE ASSHOLE PLEBEIANS WHO ONCE MOCKED ME AND MY ANIMES

WHO'S AN ANIME NOW, DICKJERKS

ANSWER ME THAT ONE

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Witty (Post 104310)
Depends on what you mean @Flo Real.

If this was something that happened through millions of years of evolution they may have learned not to fear us although I doubt it as we have weapons, the only animals that don't fear us are the animals who have not been hunted by us, which is very few. They may have evolved to hunt us when given the chance though, If we are alone or threatening it etc. Like Lions do.

If someone made it the size of a horse overnight, it would just be a big duck, it would still act like a duck. It might not be so quick to run away but it definitely wouldn't turn into a predator overnight.
I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight

anime_boners 07-26-2013 10:58 AM
also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

Flow 07-26-2013 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ...the Munster (Post 104333)
I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight
Not defined

Rawn M.D. 07-26-2013 11:04 AM
I'd rather fight the big duck

the horse ducks would b to small n numerous and maneuverable

th duck horse is big n slow

plus good meal after kill

Duck meat over horse

Wise Wiggles 07-26-2013 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by anime_boners (Post 104334)
also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple
That's what I said, gimme tree bishes

uh-oh 07-26-2013 12:44 PM
horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Flo Real (Post 104335)
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either way, a 250 lb duck is gonna eat you bro

Wise Wiggles 07-26-2013 01:11 PM
Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 104391)
horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it
horses don't know how to bite as a fighting instinct tho do they?

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Whys Ways (Post 104407)
Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.
bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

uh-oh 07-26-2013 01:18 PM
yea, they bite and kick eachothers faces off in the wild

they are scary as fuck.

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 01:22 PM
@uh-oh man if they biting then idk

but I'd still be field goal kickin em til I pass out

and if they the size of ducks how fast are they?

uh-oh 07-26-2013 01:34 PM
probably really fast

if im in boots and jeans tho im fucking them horses up. although i dunno. they might swarm. but if theyre coming at me all stupid its kickball city

plus if you break one of there legs there done. so you could kick one into some others, and take out a crowd

...the Nagger 07-26-2013 01:41 PM
word

mvgt the tiny horses

I'd smash em out

Wise Wiggles 07-26-2013 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ...the Munster (Post 104412)
bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct
Never been to buffalo?

Plus I train to kill people.
You ummm box?
Cool. I'd break your hand so you couldn't box me.
Then I'd probably stab you in the thigh with a pencil and break your knee inward.

YDK 07-26-2013 02:26 PM
Lol I hope a duck sized horse kills somebody in my lifetime


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