rent a Ferrari & race it full speed down the highway with no seat belt on

This thread is dark even for nc.

Shotgun to the face.

If not weapon, either OD or jump off a tall building.

prob just not drink bb formula

I'd jump in front of a train. Those shits go fast as hell and will leave you in a cloud of meat. No pain, no nothing, it just rips you apart so fast not even your clothes can hold you together. It's egocentric as fuck cuz you'll traumatize some people, but ye, that's the most surefire way of going without feeling any pain unless you miscalculate your jump and hit the side of the train instead, lol.

i think lars pretty much covered it

Coke an percs whilst fuckin a bad bitch.
Like Richard prior said, come an go at the same time

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

OK, then make it 50 stories.

People have survived falls from airplanes yo, you can only reach a certain speed due to air resistance. The only sure way to kill yourself is to dive head-first into the pavement. And a lot of people have regret jumping the second they've taken the leap. Imagine that, going 20-50 stories and regretting your decision, shiiiieeeet. A train just rips your whole existence apart at once, no time regretting shit.

lol @ responses

"I'd kill myself with a painless drug while getting a blowjob from 3 pornstars while on shrooms while winning the lottery tbh"

Lol everybody shits themself when they die so that point is irrelevant
drugs an sex is a good way to go.
Either that or getting sniped in front of a bunch of old people

jump off a building, lined with low grade explosives. that way I explode when I hit the ground and everyone thinks I was a robot.

i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope.


"hold ya head chris"

I'd go to Switzerland, enjoy it's winter and then say goodbye

was i

i'd make a video saying mossad captured and trained me, then i'd suicide bomb the russian embassy and start a 50 year war

LOL @ certain committing suicide via a tall story, ironically