Just make sure they don't pay for dinner or drinks like a normal person.

I might bring sum loud by

that about it

This is right. Go to dinner with a handful of friends. Split the check so that everyone at the table only has to put in $3 to $10 extra.

I get my friends a Hooker with herpes, its the gift that keeps on giving

i usually browse netcees while im hanging with my friends so no

no surprise there...


but word like everyone else said, drinks/dinner/get the bill for the night

Well, we had a barbecue, so it was kinda tough to "split the bill," but like I said, I brought tri-tip and beer, plates and silverware.

and we did actually end up at a strip club, so the lap dance wasn't too far off. but the strippers were BROKE and nobody wanted a lap dance.

I swear to god I've never seen so many stretch marks.