YALL ARE NASTY YO

shit particles in the air

i wanna pour out my drink if i even fart near it. or if i fart while eating gross

got that shit taste in the air of butthole gas. just fumes broiling in your COLON clouding everything

i take my pants, socks and underwear completely off when i shit tho. thats probably pretty weird. gotta be naked from the waste down, so i can spread my legs properly, pause, and get full support when blasting shit outta my poop hole

There are shit particles everywhere anyway.


I hate having to poop as soon as I get out of the shower

Asteroids = dropping a duece, then standing up and pissing on the turds breaking them up into smaller turds.


anyone?

How about just pissing out the ass.. Bad case of it last night..

Faucet ass

Been there.

Like when whores are saying nasty shit like.. "Blah blah blah, every time I eat beef it makes me shit through a screen door.." I'm like, yeah that ain't off-putting or anything..

A while ago I told my girlfriend I had crazy pains in my stomach, cuz she's a nurse...she said I just needed to poop and I got mad like 'I know my own body and I know when I need to poop and when there is obviously a tumour in my colon'

Turns out I just needed to poop.

Or when you're floating down the Clackamas River w/a bunch of bi$hes, on tubes, and one's like " this water is gonna give me a yeast infection.."

"Bi$h! I ain't hearing it!" *paddles away to different group feeling horrified

@VERITAS I just did a massive shit and then I played tetris with it. Very entertaining, I will definitely continue to do this, thank you for introducing this into my life.

does one play asteroids w/ their poop? lmao << edit: nvm just read this rofl. nah I never did that.. but now I think I might.

also I openly speak to animals, and have done it front of strangers, friends, coworkers, etc.

I kinda do that, but with the other half of my body. T-shirt/hoodie etc. I prefer to not hold that shit up when I wipe my ass. It's just in the way anyways so I take that stuff off and I get the sense of freedom running through my body when I do for some reason. Never had any problem or been annoyed with pants/socks tho' but I can understand why you want it off.

Like Anime_Boners I also openly speak to animals.

i take my shirt off everytime i shit, and hate pooping in public places.

i agree with everything in this thread, except:

i dont speak to animals, they speak to me.

What do they say?

"You're an animal."

You are a meercat. This is my manor.

and your manners reflect that of a mere cat's in my manor's mirror


which is why i like you and you like me both more than we care to admit lol ;)

Are you flirting with me?

He's trying to say he wants to burglarize your turd factory..?

I'd fuck dis nigge* up!

I can take a shit anywhere. It don't fuckin matter. Never met another soul who has admitted this much, but I am he.

At a fuckin zeplin concert with 30k people and ten portajohns???? No biggie. Hover shit yo.