Fuckin gone

Can you confirm Mrs. rawn was home when he brought the leaf blower back for a good hump?

Also, do you have any information of the murder of one Mr. Craftsman on the same day of the rape?

His mom was there, yeah. Just passed out on the couch. I didn't go in the house but i could see through the screen door. She didn't move or say anything when he walked in, never really did. If Craftsman was the powertool who followed him out of the garage, i just saw rawn take him to the backyard and leave about 30 seconds later.... thats all I know about that

Thank you

You may be seated

I'd like to call Mrs. rawn to the stand now.

I was thinking the allegations and the "the police claim..." bit was pretty boring

Then I realised this is real

woooowwwww

I have arrived.

Do you recall the events of the day in question? Can you tell us what you saw or heard at your residence

I was sleepin on the love seat when rawn came home with a leaf blower. He told me her name was Lyla and that they went to school together. They went into his room up in the attic and I made a bowl of campbells chicken noodle. On sale at the walmart for a doller a can. I heard somethin come from up above an yelled at him to keep it down. The ruckus continued an I bust open that little shits door to see him puttin his pecker in the young thing. I pulled him off an he struck me like his father use ta. I passed out on account of the tar I had done out of the soup cans lid 5 minutes before an woke up to an empty home.

I OBJECT

THE WITNESS IS OBVIOUSLY ON SUBSTANCES AND IS NOT READY.

LOOK AT HER

SHE IS DROOLING ON THE BAYLIFF

dont bother me none

Gone at the effort of this entire thread

the whole concept had to have taken days of planning

Hilarious though

was this the leaf blower you saw that day?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...iKvMUUTIkNKITg

Yessum

Thank you.

The People call Dr. Steve Scubaski to the stand

Good f'n lord this is funny..

Hello, yes I am "Wrong MacDonald" [REDACTED]'s subacquatic neuropathic biopsy instructor at IBM's Airborne Ambulance Armament for the Manually Minimal.

I believe I can provide a character reference, and hopefully, a liberating mental motivation for his alleged offenses.

See, I coached young rawn since he was but a young and proportionate whipper-snapper. A starry-eyed youth, unaware to the dismal watery fathoms of the human ego.

My first encounter with young rawnwas at a talent scouting competition at the Mouth-Breathing Ghostwriter OG Invitational of '03. It was developed as a feeder program for our shark-diving league. We literally fed children who couldn't adequately fill their lungs to our great white sharks... but rawn

something about rawn... the extraneous air filled cavity in his cranium... his deft and nimble miniscule opposable appendages... he was the chosen one, you see. And he was to use his Gift to end it all.....

Could you describe your time at the hospital with him in the recent years?

who is this seth and bags??? rawn is my dude but this is humorous to the point of tears

lmao

this is epic to say the very least

au revoir big guy

I OBJECT

WHO MADE THIS WEBSITE

(edit: website removed for privacy purposes. real names = no no)

THIS IS SLANDER