Good job man.

We.could run train on ur wife i guess?

Thatd be neat!

lolol

see I knew you would say some fucked up shit like that smh, why cant you be serious.

Anyway, she don't need you. I do fine. You could watch us make love if you would like though? You could fap into a wad of toilet tissue in the master bedrooms bathroom?

you could hold the lube? icci....

but naw we aint swingers cuz.

is your baby momma a swinger and drug addict as well?

O J

U asked?

I mean...


We should go to church then?

And u will give us a sermon and.then baptise me in the.blood of christ?

Baptism... In wine?

Lush.

Mimosa!

Dude.....yeah I asked, if that is what you wanted to do? I aint jealous, I mean I know simply from our online personas that my cock is bigger than yours, so what I got to worry about?

Anyway, I tell you what....give me your address and I will mail you a message I just preached. You aint ready though.

what do you say? I will add the painting also?

Lmfao. The painting again?

I am just trying to connect Anthony. I want us to have nice things.

I want you to trust me. I wont hurt you man. I actually like you. you have done well under the cruel tutelage of pie mei (aka Veritas, you Uma)

Sign up for the elements. Ill write all ur battle rounds then we can rematch in topical

don't. Be smart.

FUCK THE INTERNET! THIS IS REAL LIFE ANTHONY! WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS?

Ok.

Well thanks for the offer.come.to ur house an wack.off to u having sex with ur wife after watching u preach for sunday mass then bringing me.out to the woods to potentially murder me & eat my skin. Tho i dont think i should give u my number and address.

I would take you to church that is all. not mass that is catholic. just saying.

I can't believe you are acting so creeped out, I was just being funny bro. you would sleep in the guest room, or I could put you up in a hotel>?

we could go get a drink and I could show you how to properly abuse hookers in seedy motels>

wait...forget I said that. We could play playstation>? You like games anthony?

just the address is fine. no phone number needed sir?

Gone at you like games Anthony?

This would make for a shitty indie movie


Anthony befriends a Douglas on a hip hop site. Douglas offers to fly him to his lavish home in North Dakota. He arrives to find that Douglas is married to the mother of Honey Boo Boo. They get back to said lavish home and Douglas lures Anthony into a trap door that leads to his basement. Once there Douglas forces Anthony to indulge in the vagina of his obese wife with his mouth piece. Douglas continues to make mediocre attempts at hurting peoples feelings over said rap site while Anthony is a slave to his basement and starved to the point of malnutrition due to the fact he is only fed the vagina of a donut eating walrus. Douglas soon gets sick of watching his wife drool over Anthony's head while he gasps for air so he kills them both, guts his wife from pussy to cranium and climbs inside with the corpse of Anthony to enjoy a life of eternal masturbation.

that bit of tryhard-ing almost stuck the tip in ROFLZ warm cooch brother....keep at it!

You were tryna pay me a hundred bones to punch ant in the face lol