hmmmmmm

I know who everyone is, but explaining it seems exhausting.

This seems to be an exceptional battlefield as AIM CHATS merge with braggadocio and lead to the realm of runescape where pro textcees can slay faggots in the wilderness. As a bard, your pulsating lightsaber pierces many veils of reality into a higher frequency outside of your body which can only be reached through the unique combination of meditation and the use of Indian vibration bowls. As the Monks on everest's retreats pray to ascendant spirits, their wisdom flows to you through the ether, open your 7th chakra a bit more yoda, nirvana is close

The section from 'the consensus' to 'your sneakers' was perfect.

Fun to read.