In the middle of a shift after a liverfull of alcohol and a lot of weed last night with 2 hours of sleep...not feeling good bros.

Praying for you.

My god man

in an attempt to hook up my friend last night, I may or may not have told a chick that he has a "beautiful dick." brief brown-out moment. they're hanging out today though, so maybe it piqued her interest.

Lmao mu dude does that type of shit @oats
If we at a bar an a bitch walks by he'll yell "we don't you gotta huge cock dude stop showing it off to everybody!"
win some lose some but the disappointment is priceless

Roflmfao. That's as suspect as it gets.

Lol he's got 4 kids an I got 2, I could give a shit less about bar flies anymore

Btw when's the magazine coming and is my record gonna be updated lol

Hold your tiny dick for another day.

nice 1 certain!!!!!!!!! u never cease to impress me lmao jk u always fuckgn LET ME DOWN U FAILURE!1

hotel california - eagles, BLAST DAT SHIT IN LIL BB CAR AND DANCE !! DUN CARE WHO WATCH! Y WATCH BB? LEAVE ALONE! SING IN YO FACE AT STOP LIGHT! COME OUT CAR AND DO PERFORMANCE IF WANT! I DID PERFORMANCE! WITE PPL LAFF! BLAK PPL LAFF! SPIC LAFF! CHINK NO LAFF, SEE HO WI I GOT more racist as WENT ON?

ha!!! lil bb DA BBICHIO 8-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) YEH BBICHIO

hey hey hey hey hey....okay

@Certain

http://topinfopost.com/2014/06/30/ul...rks-are-coming

notice how he calls capitalism a piece of technology. but he's probably just a nonsensical hippy, too ;)

That mag though.

WHERE THE FUCKING MAG CERTAIN JUST CUZZ PPL NONSHOW DONT MEAN SHIT WUT ABOUT PPL DAT SHOW U IDIYOTE JERK

Hey hold my tiny dick another day guise

It'll be up tonight.

nothing like Brazilian blood diamonds

certain wanna collab i sry

certain fuck u jsut post the mag idiyote