Lots of bibs, onesies, and burping cloths. Your kid is going to spit up all over the place and at some point those items won't even be washable anymore.

Buy toys that are visual and hands-on. Books. Read to your child at an early age but if they don't like it in the beginning don't force them.

Like Fig said, diaper genie. Buy a good rocker. It will be your best friend.

one good thing bout mine is he only spit up 2 times so far in 6 months

Digital thermometer - play mat - Moses basket - pram - car seat - cot - infacol
Or gripe water (for wind) - baby monitor - a bouncer (life saviour) - changing mat

They are all essentials as far as I'm concerned

You'll also want a number of change of clothes, nappies, baby cream, baby wipes, muslin blanket, normal blankets, bib

Some advice from someone who had a kid at 3 weeks sleeping through the night and always has since - don't use a rocker! Or he will expect that shit every day

When I said rocker I meant those self containing one that rock themselves. I guess I meant swing. Sorry, just woke up when I wrote that.

You just jinxed yourself. Nothing but exorcist spit from now on.

lmao fuck that


my kid dont like swings,rockers, he only likes to be held and to bite everything i mean everythingggggggggg

he is quiet for th emost part but he picks the wierdest times to want to talk(or baby noises)

i found out fast mine was lactose intolerent and couldnt handle regular formula so i went to soy and when i did the stomach issues all went away


make sure u do everything u can to avoid collic that shit is the worst ive ever experienced. we tried gripe water to no avail, we tried all types of shit and it only subsided with soy milk

but i pray u dont got to face the collic beast

more advice, don't baby talk all the damn time, we learn by experience. baby talk will slow your childs speech development.

snot suction bulbs. idk the actual name

baby nail clippers. these little shits disappear on they own buy about seven of em



have you considered a water birth?

will post more as I recall

I love how gow calls his baby it. Lol

lmao

Th8s is so true.

I never did that with my oldest....talked to her like she was 10 @4 years old.

Shit worked.

lol he's always done that. Shit's hilarious.

Congrats! Show her a lot of attention & spend more time with her. all kids love.

Thanks everybody forreal an real shit gow her son use ta yell random shit ALL THE FUCKIN TIME

btw congratulations, stay sharp. Always tell your children they are beautiful and smart even if they aren't.

Yeah def man, she gonna be my baby gir

Some of the best advice I've gotten so far tho for my girls son is, when he reaches about 10-12 once a week at a different time each week, walk into his room an cold cock him as hard as I can, just so he never forgets that I can lol

funny , but please dont. ,uch better to play sports with him
he will be in awe of your superman like physique. he will forever think you can beat up the hulk. my sons still think I can whup logan
even if you suck balls you'll still beat a kid, and the bonding will be good for both of you

Yeah I been teaching him how to run routes catch throw an run wit football shit an he already learning how to tackle. An I just got him a bball hoop for his bday that he been playing wit, an lil dude been swinging an aluminum little league bat for a year an been able to hit balls when I pitch em already. He forreal gonna be a threat in any sport when he gets older lol

Its gotta be cuz his moms half black