Seths bitches number in my pocket, that i'd never call

nosebleed tickets to a karmaloop blazers preseason game

Buck 65's third testicle
2x tall cans of bear mace
1 1/16 Ez- Widers
calgary slums G-pass given to him by gangsta rapper eh-Plus at a Bob Evans

the first condom he ever expressed himself with in a tim hortons napkin which he plans to use for his first journey into a woman

Tickets for the Vancouver Grizzles. Mike Bibby and Big Country all day

photos of his sister with organik at a KOTD event where he didn't get in

Map to the ship where the goonies found one eyed willys treasure

decoder ring from a box of apple cinnamon cheerios that opens a chest in Johnson Aziga secret rape room

prototype for a breath-activated pneumatic tampon applicator
Colorado Rap Battles trading cards
paint chip from the first locker he was ever hung by his underwear from

Split 8's dick ryder vote.

fucking gone

emergency multis in a glass case- break in case atmospheric content levels fall below zero

Time sheet for his volenteer work at the motel 6 2 towns over

Crumbled sticky cut out shirtless picture of Madchild
Pocket pack of Puffs Plus Lotion facial tissue

Definitely a few brochures of FAQs about Vancouver
a few different fanfictions he wrote based around 'up' that he hasn't had a chance to save in his AOL account
and a novelty pen his uncle's friend gave him at the age of 4, from the car dealership the man worked at for 6 months that he still cherishes to this day

A map through the 100 acre woods

i know right man? lets be honest u did take that battle idk why split 8 had to place that hate vote. very unprofessional man

A tissue Alan thicke used before doing growing pains
Avril lavignes poster autographed by classifed
a crazy straw from a rice crispies box
Mini bottle of Afro sheen he says his step dad uses
and a CD with stan recorded live, uncensored, and the radio version, and white America in between each track

carefully creased professionally laminated hand drawn portrait of marshall mathers smiling folded from continuous feed printer paper from his moms job down to a convenient wallet size

No naq. Mine wasn't a guess it was a fact, he called me off his eh t an t phone