Play this smart. Get to him first.

I literally got weak in the knees off op post.

Night night...keep that butthole tight

Pepper your angus OP

Your asshole better make sure all of its hens are in order..

Rape him first? But what if he respects my courage and wants to go steady? Or maybe I rape people he loves. Like his sister. Or his mom.

i mean u cant really go wrong with rape amirite?

Your butthole looking like guacamole right about now.

Get that hungry pinga away from your beaner ass

Possible solutions for Figs booty :

cement filling
An industrial sized cork
Electric Sphincter
Don't wipe
Shrunken starfish by means of lemon juice injection
Blow torch my ass crack until I have one big cheek

@Natural to thread for rape advice

Fig being gay lately

ether

I can't even show my face anymore

fig suicidal.... go see a doctor they can help u....

When I say get to him first, I do not necesarily mean rape....

you should ask him what he meant before jumping into conclusion.

Why would a tighter asshole deter ass rape @ #5

Lol

damn, i hope he leaves you some money on the dresser when hes done

Leave that nigga some bengay..more like it

lol, leave that nigga a sewing kit