WHAT A FOOLISH THING TO SAY. HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY TO HAVE EVER GOTTEN A CHANCE TO EXIST. FAIR?

Lmaoo smh

Ronald McDonald has a 100% better chance at answering my prayers then god.

WRONG. NO IS ALSO AN ANSWER.

I realize that. Ignoring millions of people and every once in awhile a person getting lucky and getting exactly what they 'prayed' for also isn't an answer.

WRONG. PEOPLE ASK FOR THE WRONG THING.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT WE NEED AND THIS ASK AMISS.

I don't ask for anything. I don't believe in it.

V gon joan of arc that ass

High inquisitioner

LIAR! YOU HAVE ASKED. STOP LYING!

lol if he doesn't answer it means he said no.

what a nice little coincidence.

So when African children pray with their last breath for God to save them, and he does not...it's because they asked for the wrong thing?

Or is it because God works in mysterious ways....such as mass infanticide? That one is cute too.

The crickets are loud.

Or genocide that went smoothly

Germanys actions didnt benefit them so that doesnt apply but everyone forgets about turkeys genocidal actions against armenians

God exist and all of u will burn in hell
For your blasphemous rhetoric.


Get ready to stand in, line with the likes
Of Michael Sam, Anderson cooper
And chaz Bono.

God is great.

Ur goin to hell samoan moses

i'd beat michael in a fist fight

BET MONEY

old ho ass bitch commanding a bunch of pansies from softville

i would fight for the devil in armageddon, ride into battle on a fucking GARGOYLE

ho ass jesus on a white horse looking like a MARK

This nigga cray cray

what if all that shit was real?

it would be pretty dope tho. mainly because it would be an ancient battle with horses and shit

but what about GUNS

either way i pull for the underdogs always

why would satan want to torture you for eternity? if anything he is a logical well respectable god. he doesnt do ill to his peoples. its god who is the judgemental asshole who dooms us all to hell

satan probably is cool as shit

you can indulge in all the sins like gluttony, just eating BBQ all day, engaging in drugs and booze. partying, fighting etc.

hell is basically valhalla

heaven is lame. ima sit in a cloud and eat ice cream?

pass.

guyz dog backwards is god

so if u bang ur dog backwards u can see god in his butt LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1189880/th...BUTT-570.jpg?1

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I GENIUS!! MODS CLOSE FUCKA THREAD NOT FUCKING JOKING!! CLOSE!!! @namix

Hahahahaha


Oh fuck

Mustachio

You did good

Sup Veritas?!