shotguns Arnold Palmers

got arrested for buying a screwdriver and duct tape with a rape kit, tried t explain he thought they were 'some assembly required'

Wears the same tie to job interviews and sexual opportunities.
He is declined every time

has remixed 'suit and tie' over the chicken dance, claims the funk is too dangerous to ever be heard by human ears

5time boriqua karaoke champion at tangeRays danger den

he is Rawn MacDon's spirit animal, Mike Will didnt make it

Lmfao

smh if this is Gangnam Style, then Korea full of faggots

Jackie Chantix

This nigga got caught trying to sell Chris Mullin memorobilia on the black market

Holds a patten in binky extraction

Got voted most likely to not be voted most likely

Assistant admin at Kurt kobains memorial website

holds patent for inflatable rock-climbing wall

"It's complicated" refers to the legal troubles of attempting to marry Siri

Looks like a fag.

did a dime for unsolicited George Takei impersonations in Chicago taxi cabs

Tried to overdose on pixiesticks after coming third place in a celebrity look alike contest for Angel off Dexter

succeeded and wrote an unpublished eBook of limericks about it

Claims the uneven muscular development in his forearms is due to the weight imbalance of his shakeweight

has written 4 seasons of a buddy cop/drama 'cookies and cream' and owns a second phone specifically for calls related to it

the Geek Squad thrives through this faggot

Lookin like william hung after hearing a nwa cd