good mag fellas, thank you for the introduction spot Oats . . . I signed in because i hate seeing people i know in a struggling league . . and it gives me the opportunity to experiment with different angles of writing without the pressure of having that need to win every week.

glad to be here, hope the league benefits from my entry

your hubris inspires me to SHAKESPEAREAN LEVELS

My spot on the couch for you has regained it's availability. Come to the land of your forefathers.

ENGLISH TEACHER OATS!!!!

oats just broke my heart.

Autocorrect! Make no mistake, I am as much a grammar nazi as anyone, but sometimes typing on a phone ruins it. Apologies, everyone. I will do better.

i've always been confused because i've gotten into arguments with people always correcting me. is it ITS or IT'S that is correct?

Depends on what you are trying to say.

It's = It is

Its is a possesive pronoun.

If you can replace it with 'his' or 'her' there should not be an apostrophe.

It's is "it is."

Its is possessive.

Proof of autocorrect is attached. Hopefully this exonerates me.

Thank God for that, you nearly destroyed Netcees, if oats didn't know the differene between it's and its, I think the internet would fall apart tbh.

As long as everyone is safe now, I can rest easy.

You DO be knowing!!

<3


This mag is the most important to-date, due to the fact that there almost wasn't one. Great job guys.

Sidebar: Oats, the way you look is how I always pictured Certain for some reason.

@Vividlyvague where did you see a picture of me?
@Certain you wouldn't be the first to doubt me and be made a fool for it. Choose your gifs wisely.

ah, i always thought even the possessive form was it's, because you use the apostrophe when you use a name when it's like "d0ubt's property", type of deal. thank you guys.

I'm pretty sure you threaded an open mic video and a recent beard pic with a sausage dog. Am I mistaken?

The English language is funky like that.

yes, yes it is.

it has many rules, but often times it says fuck the rules.

No you're not mistaken, just curious.

Pay no attention to me today, I'm sleep-deprived so my brain is all sorts of fried.