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tried using his virginity as collateral at the pawn shop to pick up Swizz Beats signed discography
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His father refurbishes shopping carts to support his fetish for used condoms
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Had his boy spray dogshit from an aerosol can into a screen door to darken his crustache
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lookin like master splinter mutanted wit ash ketchum
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life goal is to dunk on life size Jack Sparrow cardboard cutout
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4th Place Honorable Mention at Ontario's 50cc ProAm Go-Kart Freestyle Invitational, 2010
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Has a hamster he refers to as gorilla black....only feeds him chicken
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once kissed the YuGiOh voice actor's security gate
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this dude is a john leguizamo fetus
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has not left his bed since managing to splice a 3ds with a fleshlight 3 weeks ago
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crys himself to sleep every night to 2pacs thug mansion
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Has a time share in gangsters paradise
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pink slipped his sexuality at the corner of 15th and Addison, lost because his 93 Accord grinds into 1st if the radio's not playing Hopsin
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Is there a heaven for a G - killa?
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writes love poems to his cousin's dog comparing its beauty to 1080p
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A+++
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his dad beats him in a drunken rage everynight blaming him for his moms death during his birth
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Writes fan fiction for the wire set in mid evil times
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