My cousin's husband is about to make his wresting debut pretty soon. Remember the name Odin.

It would make more sense for me and Genocide to be the dudleys, cause we're friends, plus he's black and I'm white

@anime_boners

obv witty is sheamus is obv

Ok... go

Noooooo

Don't just pick an Irish guy lol :(

I am not like Sheamus.

Mark henry

witty is obv fit finlay

you guys can't get heat like aero can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnbGnfkDlmE
^this was NC's original reaction to Aero's character.

if you want you can be big dick dudley and he can be Spike or some shit.

@Witty I can't think of any other good ones rn. I must wait. I don't want my thread to jump the shark because I forced it.

You are Irish, you can be Prince Devitt? He's Irish and less mainstream than Sheamus/Finlay

I lied here's one
You are Jerry Lawler.

You love white bitches with big titties, and have been involved in more scandals with minors than you'd care to admit.

Aint no bouncer at my bedroom.

And me?

AM I SCOTTY TOO HOTTY YES OR NO

Fig you can be scotty to hotty if you admit your tiny penis looks like a WORM

It looks more like an anteater

i wanna be Mankind

In slightly unrelated news, Kamala wrestled in the WWF for like a year and now he lives down the road from me.

he lost his leg a few years back and it sounded like he was on death's door from his diabeetus. there was a really good article on him.. i want to say grantland? but might have been before that.

I haven't read the article but he recently lost his other leg too if I remember correctly. I remember his family was trying to raise money some years ago for medical bills.