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Smh , u got bread to take a cabby nigga

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 287814)

ima drunk driving professional

but ive never drove blackout drunk, mainly because its next to impossible for me to get to blackout drunk mode, i'll just get sick before my body get enough alcohol in it to actually black out. last time i blacked out i was probably 16ish

but ive been DRUNK and drive all the time. MOBBIN through the hood bumpin some shit blowing factory 6x9's staring at all the plebians outside of bars like YALL DONT WANT IT

tires chirpin off the curb and shit

but word i dont drink anymore. my main problem with drinking is whenever im drinking, wherever im at, is the opposite of where i want to be. so i take off and do shit

last time i drank tho my boy tried to beat up his girl, he was in that drunk zone where he was almost ready to try and fight me, but i got him out of there and drove home, went through a dui checkpoint in whiteville, but they let me go through because my boy was so drunk it made me seem sober.

but word the checkpoint freaked me out so i stopped

for selfish reasons. not because im scared i was gonna hit a kid and kill them. what kids are out at 3 am????? run an old bitch over. the night is for hooligans and police strictly

I knew uh oh would deliver a classic drunk driving story

I just knew

this story just made me want donuts.

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Originally Posted by Seyance (Post 287828)

this story just made me want donuts.

These shits won the food network challenge

Only reason I went to that neighborhood

Bars everywhere tho

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p...psoqw6wzdh.jpg

Gonna body that coconut one after this blunt

damn I want that chocolate glazed

the glaze with the nuts in, jesus.

damn, you ask for extra icing sugar bro? she went in hard. i'm assuming it's a she, girls love baking.

It's all good brah.

We're all gonna make it.

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Originally Posted by Seyance (Post 287840)

the glaze with the nuts in, jesus.

damn, you ask for extra icing sugar bro? she went in hard. i'm assuming it's a she, girls love baking.

Yea it's run by chicks

And nah that's the normal serving I guess

Donuts looks good, tho.

don't listen to the guy that said sleep in your car. you can still get a dui.

Not true.

If the keys are inside the car and you're sleeping, then yes. If the keys are not in the car then, no you can't get a DUI. Normally when people sleep in the cars, if they're smart, they usually leave the keys on top of one of the tires. So if a cop shows up and sees you sleeping, they'll always ask where are the keys to the vehicle. In most cases at least.

aero drove u home, hush

I got 3duis

On my 2nd one i noded off on the highway drove off the road an totaled my car wrapping it around a tree. I woke up an just saw myself doing a b line towards the tree....slammed on the breaks ....not enuff ti stop before the tree.....but enuff to have not died apparently.....had blood on my shirt from a fist fight i got into at the party i was kicked out of and only one shoe on.....people that pulled over to see if i was alright looked terrified when they seen me.

Bad night.

Bought to go cop sum maple donuts tho now. Damn.

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Originally Posted by Lamborghini Bags (Post 288067)

This may be personal, and in bad taste, but the fact you have 3 DUI's, you're a guy, and have custody of your daughter makes me think your baby mama is quite possibly just a drug. Like not a human. Just a pure narcotic.

Only reasonable explanation as to why and how.

lol

she just got out of jail a few months ago........

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 287781)

I seriously woke up terrified . I'm not a child of glorifying this. I don't even drink bro. Last thing I remember was laughing by the bathroom area with some friends. Tbbh I could of killed someone

Shits retarded

I never drive drunk

He'll I'm drunk off half a six

Wowzas Jesus took the wheel last night on some g shit

And he can't park

Someone might of rufied you

Dead srs