Dear Diary: I sit in this office and think...."titty-biscuits"...thats a fun word. My mind was blown the other day when I realized that the kids from the magic school bus grew up into the planeteers. fuck the pink panther.

Dear Diary: Everyday This earth blesses me with the gift of being able to witness it's ever changing beauty. The rise of our light. The electricity in the backdrop. When night relinquishes it's reign to the life giver. Two worlds meet and collide with such emotion that your feelings erupt and it explodes right before your eyes, in a super nova love bomb. Beauty is all around. Every little spec you see. Sense. Taste. Smell. Find your silver lining. You just have to look.

speck.

Dear Diary: hi, it's me again. Sorry I haven't been myself the last couple of days. I blame the media. Anyways, that's for listening. I'm off to take scuba diving lessons so that I may be one step closer to impregnating a manta ray.

Dear Diary: I just ate at the community college. They charged me full price this time. I read this and it seemed to stick out "such as are thy habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind". How in the heck did the ghostbusters figure out a machine to contain the spirits they caught? I reminesce over Claire Springer...I wonder where she went. A friday afternoon here. Highways and byways were made across this country by the sweat of our forefather's brow. Be Jack Burton. Be Jack London. It is time we conspired to end this place.

Dear Diary: I am officially an asshole. I clowned too hard on a dude at work for wearing Michael Jackson's shoes. I should be better than this but I am not. I am also not so confident that I can maintain hiding in plain sight of humans. I feel they may start to notice me or catch on to my telepathic techniques. For black history month, I watched the porn spoof of the Cosby Show. I don't know if that is acceptable or not, I don't care. It's Friday and I've got shit to do.

there were two other mistakes (though the same error each time) and still nobody cares.

pushing hard for that pedantic dick status, aren't you?

I could of edited the shit out of it but it was an impulse. I have already come up with a betterer draft of it tbh.

actually, no, i was mimicing mael from the aowl thread.

but you are becoming increasingly saucy for your boy diode, english.

sup with that? you wanna write dear diary about it?

no. too laconic. mimicking*

mimic an interesting poster (if possible).

"good one"

Maël vs. Eŋg is the text rap Internet's most pedantic beef.

i don't like pedants.

diode be slower next time.

Only because he asked to be corrected, @Diode.